garfieldairlines

@garfieldairlines@fedi.garfieldairlines.net

🐱🇫🇷 Miaou ! I am a French GNU/shitposting Chaos Computer Cat who bitches about systemd and cloud services. Usually found next to (burning) critical infrastructure and your cofe masheen.
Likes lockpicking, funni furry amnimols, blobcats, and his computer.
Autistic IT-Berserker linux syscatdmin by trade. Please give me a cofe au lait ? ​:neocat_cofe:​

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puniko, to random

​:rosmontis_cat:​ look! a fedi instance admin!

garfieldairlines,

@puniko hey ! It's not because I'm a cat that I'm a fedi admin.
I mean…
I'm a fedi admin, but not because I'm a cat ! ​:cat_screamblur:​

vel, to random

​:woozytoohot:​

garfieldairlines,

@makryfa @vel @volpeon Kunst > Miete. Ein klassiker.

garfieldairlines,

@makryfa @vel @volpeon Lizenzen für ​:neocat_woozy:​?! Ich bin bankrott!

garfieldairlines, to random

Githug ! ​:neocat_floof_reach:​

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Okay je déteste Facebook de tout mon cœur mais le grand avantage c’était qu’on pouvait retrouver tout les noms de nos potes de collège et voir un peu ce qu’ils sont devenus

À 2 doigts de m’inscrire sur copain d’avant on dirait

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol j'étais harcelé et rejeté pendant toute ma scolarité, j'ai pas super envie de savoir ce que ma classe est devenue... Je connais même plus les noms...

volpeon, to random

The internet is like 90% ads and SEO, what even is the point ​:woozy_baa:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon the point? Him: ​:neocat:​
More seriously, I agree, I only browse select websites and I got a massive DNS blocklist (+ ublock ​:blobcathugublock:​), for the rest I got my comfy NAS at home with ebooks and music and stuff...

garfieldairlines, to random

Cofe coffee covfefe cffoe ​:neocat_cofe:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Sharkey got shorked to the latest short ​:blahaj:​

garfieldairlines, to random 
The following packages will be upgraded:
  bsdextrautils bsdutils

I was fucked, right ? ​:xenia_stare:​

garfieldairlines, to random

https://www.heise.de/news/Feuer-in-Rechenzentrum-legt-Hoster-und-deren-Kunden-lahm-9667385.html?wt_mc=rss.red.ho.ho.atom.beitrag.beitrag

For legal reasons I need to say "wasn't me" ​:neocat_angel:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Tonight's Github repo finding :
https://github.com/cirosantilli/china-dictatorship

Bing Chilling - 999 999 Social Credit, Xi is personally going to find me now…

puniko, to random

Anyone: anything

Vel: ​:schmusebacher:​

RE: https://gib.schmus.is/notes/9r7m1nzbug7z00c3

garfieldairlines,

@puniko
Anyone: anything
You : ​:neocat_woozy:​

volpeon, to random

I'm currently drawing grass and weeds. It's very tedious. ​:drgn_flat_blep:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon still gotta wait 10 days for the second one tho ​:neocat_3c:​

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Le 90ème utilisateur de peculiar.florist qui est une fucking lune ​:oh_no:​

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol Encore quelqu'un qui s'appelle "Luna" ?

garfieldairlines, to random

JS popup

Land a dream position at Amazon!

No… I don't think working there is a "dream position" for my mental health, thank you very much. ​:neocat_reject:​

volpeon, to random

I want to find a good way to colorize elements in the background. Fading to light doesn't really work. Fading to black makes the whole drawing look very heavy on shadows. I colorized them blue so you can tell what I'm talking about, but maybe a more stylistic approach is just the solution I need (definitely not this blue, of course ​:drgn_mlem:​ )

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon volpi found a blankie ​:drgn_comfy_cute:​

volpeon, to neverwinternights

Just a silly lil guy ​:drgn_blep:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon stretchin' my leggy real far

garfieldairlines, to random

for once in my life I decide take the train for 30km
3€ online (one way)
9€ in the train station (one way)

FUCK LA SNCF REEEE ​:blobcattableflip:​

garfieldairlines, to shitposting

don't forget to tip your server !

garfieldairlines, to Bitcoin

Looks like almost had its All Time High, but missed.
Meanwhile, on 4chan :

garfieldairlines, to random

The Internet Wayback Machine is so slow it feels like I just gave to order to a robot going down a tape archive bank, grab the tape at the end, come back to the reader and spool it and decompress it to the right place, before uploading it with a "Internet over Vuvuzela" technology back to my computer. ​:afloofLoad:​

garfieldairlines, to random

If your server hasn't added the latest @volpeon emojis less than 10 min after their release you are not fedi worthy ​:floofCool:​

volpeon, to random

I decided to be done with these emojis for now, so here they are. ​:floofLurk:​

➡️ https://volpeon.ink/emojis/floof/

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon love the loading one ! Make one for neocat and this is pretty much my permanent mood

volpeon, to random

Nightmare project
Testing is almost over
No better time than now to request a feature that's anything but trivial to add

I want to scream and shit and puke all at the same time

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon it is a good sign to tell you : call your doctor and get some time off before it gets worse.

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon juuuust over the trial period. ​:blobcatpopcorn:​
But I totally feel you, I had shit projects at wörk too... And they were fucking ungrateful.
Good luck finding another idiot who can take care of this pile of legacy servers!

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