garfieldairlines

@garfieldairlines@fedi.garfieldairlines.net

🐱🇫🇷 Miaou ! I am a French GNU/shitposting Chaos Computer Cat who bitches about systemd and cloud services. Usually found next to (burning) critical infrastructure and your cofe masheen.
Likes lockpicking, funni furry amnimols, blobcats, and his computer.
Autistic IT-Berserker linux syscatdmin by trade. Please give me a cofe au lait ? ​:neocat_cofe:​

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garfieldairlines, to random

I exceptionally went out of my basement and willingly went to the outside world.
Where is my promised aurora borealis?

FoxbrushTailwag, to random German
@FoxbrushTailwag@mastodon.social avatar

I really hate to say it, but this place is called, in Swiss German, literally "little cock hole".

Not kidding.

Also it's very very VERY steep there and I almost died cycling uphill.

garfieldairlines,

@FoxbrushTailwag haha ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus_(Yonne)

garfieldairlines,

@FoxbrushTailwag oh oh oh I visited some fun places... ​:neocat_googly_blep:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Sooooo, what are the eventual options to replace a sound system ? I just want good speakers that can grab music from my server…

garfieldairlines, to random

I had a big scary cloud on my way back home...

tournesol, to random
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Bon je peux pas jouer à Overwatch sur mon ordi avec Linux ​:saddcat:​

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol non. Mais si tu veux tu peux jouer à l'original sans problème ! (ça s'appelle team forteress 2)

garfieldairlines, to Furry

That's riiight ! I don't wanna go hoooooooooooome, let me party moaaaar ​:neocat_sad_reach:​ ( 📷 Tramway driver )

philpem, to random
@philpem@digipres.club avatar

Technicians: "I'm an engineer!"

Me, an engineer: "twitch"

garfieldairlines,

@philpem Technicians, because sometimes even engineers need heroes ​:xenia_smug:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Yep the "XApp should be independent" and "libAdwaita is for GNOME only" of the Linux Mint Blog clearly explain my newfound hate against GNOME ​:blobcattableflip:​ :

https://blog.linuxmint.com/?p=4675

garfieldairlines, to random

The more time passes the more I notice how true the dead Internet theory "conspiracy" is real... ​:neocat_sad:​

garfieldairlines,

@lanodan only if you throw me in a box ​:neocat_box:​

garfieldairlines, to random

I finally found out why my NFS mountpoints take 6 seconds to mount each time : the answer is timeo=550 in /etc/fstab in and UDP. ​:neocat_laptop_notice:​

volpeon, to random

Why do Windows updates take forever with seemingly no progress at all in-between and Linux just gets it done in under 5 minutes?

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon EndeavoreOS ​:drgn_nom_hand:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon

garfieldairlines, to random

​:neocat_think:​ VMWare Wokstation

volpeon, to random

You wouldn't put limbs on a neoanimal

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon you wouldn't put a neoanimal in the toilets

volpeon, to random

​:neofox_catmask_sob:​ Who made this wojak neofox ​:woozy_baa:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon I don't know but I'm stealing it ​:neocat_thief:​

volpeon, to random

My avatar be like: "Woah, where did this come from? What the heck is it? It's so round and green"

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon lick it ​:drgn_blep:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon ​:neocat_sweat:​ soooort oooof?

garfieldairlines, to Furry

That dude next to you in the tramway boring you about aliens and lizards dominating the world and that you must wake up you goddamn sheep ? Yes, that's me. ( 📸 Oposum )

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

I am NOT adding skibidi toilet neocats to peculiar.florist ​:catcri:​

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol I had to, the peer pressure was too strong ​:neocat_toilet_bath_googly_woozy:​

volpeon, to random

Vel has already woozified the skibidi neomojis ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon @vel

vel, to random

​:skibidi_neocat_googly_woozy:​

garfieldairlines,

@vel @MagicLike NO FUCKING WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ​:neocat_shocked:​

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

J'avoue je suis fan du nom de l'instance .net huhu

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol bien sûr, ch'uis un chat ​:catAppear:​

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol haaaaaa ​:ablobcat3doh:​

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