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autolycos

@autolycos@med-mastodon.com

A doc. Don't trust my inflammatory and occasionally reasonable advice unless I'm your doc. No actual advice.

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RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all want to hear a fact that really changed the way I thought about homelessness?

Half of all homeless people were in the foster system at some point. Social Workers often call the foster system The Highway to Homelessness. If you ever had a point in your life where you had to live with friends or family to for a short time to get back on your feet, remember that is a privilege that not everyone had.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr couch surfing is still homelessness.

Different than foster, to be sure

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

autolycos,
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grrrr_shark, to random
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Ok, gotta hit the store and get stuff to make drinks and dinner for Eurovision.

Before anyone gets huffy, I have a child who is quite unwell and this is literally the ONLY thing she looks forward to doing with me all year. So we will watch.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark hashtag Parent of the Year

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark I'm making this today, but with octopus

Does that fit in your menu?

RickiTarr, to random
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So, what's the thing, what's the big thing no one can help you with? How do you cope with it?

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr The Defense Health Agency.

Well, donating to lobbyists is what I'm doing.

DHA delenda est.

RickiTarr, to random
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Ice Cream was invented by three different civilizations over centuries, but damn if it wasn't worth the wait.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr you mean by mastodons in the glaciated period

skinnylatte, to random
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Hot and correct take from LA foodie friend: ‘when I say we aren’t a burrito town like SF, I mean to say we have MANY, many types of burrito, not just one; not that our burritos aren’t good’

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte the world needs a walking burrito trail in LA

and then right back out again, but that's a separate issue

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte and the world needs to serve more of this burrito

https://tasty.co/recipe/peking-duck-inspired-burrito

@SRDas

RickiTarr, to random
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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr wait, you're requesting our private baguette pics?

autolycos,
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autolycos,
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autolycos, to random
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My wife is telling me it's gauche to mix country and brown gravy on chicken fried steak and I don't even know who I married anymore

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark this is how it was enacted on my plate. I assure you

grrrr_shark, to random
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LB: The Hamburg government is proposing a mask ban for schoolchildren.

We knew this day was coming.

autolycos,
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@grrrr_shark because they're placing adequate air purifiers?

ShaulaEvans, to poetry
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I had a lovely conversation recently with a dear friend about poetry, so I have poetry on my mind.

I'd love to know one poem you love (just one), and why you love it or why it sticks with you. Can be a line, fragement (go Sappho!) or verse, whatever stays in your heart.

autolycos,
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@ShaulaEvans "I stand alone at the foot
Of my father’s grave,
Trembling to tell:
The door to the granary is open,
Sir,
And someone lost the bucket
To the well."
--William Kloefkorn 1932-2011

It sticks with me right now because I can still hear him reading this, the first poem of his I heard him recite

autolycos, to random
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I have a job interview soon.

If they ask about my professional influences should I list Public Enemy?

What about Zappa?

RickiTarr, to random
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What in the Conservative Hell?

autolycos,
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RickiTarr, to random
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It's strange to me when I see people get upset about people doing good deeds, and posting it online.

"They're just doing it for attention!"

Yeah, so what? I'd much rather see people doing nice things for attention, than the people who do mean pranks or wasting food. A good deed is still good, even if it's done for the wrong reasons.

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@RickiTarr I just had a conversation with a parent today about "if your kids do things for attention, give them some god-damned attention!"

RickiTarr, to random
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I refuse to get pregnant, because even though no one will admit it, I'm pretty sure that fetus controls you from the inside like I'm a mech suit for it.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr duh

"Pickles and whipped cream!"

Total control

Alice, to random
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A/S/L?

I'll go first.
45/tomato bisque/California

autolycos,
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@Alice I found a place that does a soup flight

skinnylatte, to random
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When I first moved to the U.S., eyeglasses and contacts were very confusing to me. They were terribly expensive and many of the cheaper places didn’t also do eye exams. It was also confusing with ‘vision insurance’. Anyway I finally figured it out: just go to Costco! That’s the answer to everything in this country!

What I do now: I get a fully covered eye exam at my local optometry place

Then I go to costco for frames and contacts. The prices are.. a fraction of elsewhere

autolycos,
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@skinnylatte I am still a Costco virgin

sundogplanets, (edited ) to random
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Quick poll: off the top of your head, without searching online, do you know what "Kessler Syndrome" is?

autolycos,
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@sundogplanets isn't it the poor life form's dyson sphere?

RickiTarr, to random
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My brother and I were driving through this small decaying town called Barnett, Mo, and we passed this old mill that looked very old, and grown over. It was covered with cool old signage, and looked really interesting, but there were 5 older people sitting in front of it by a table, and a hand painted sign that says Toxic Club. So, we drive back around, because we had to know, so we pull in, and ask "What is the Toxic Club?", and they say they are just out there most days with coffee and donuts to make sure that people get something to eat, and drink and have someone to chat with. That doesn't sound toxic at all, it sounds lovely.

autolycos,
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@RickiTarr that's the joke, and it's perfect

sundogplanets, to random
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Still no baby goats - really hoping today is the day (because tomorrow is all day Zoom meetings)

The plus side of having to go out to the barn at 2am to check on pregnant goats is that there were faint auroras (which actually must have been pretty bright just to compete with the nearly-fully moon), and I heard 2 great horned owls calling back and forth to each other.

autolycos,
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@sundogplanets look at the time you will most hate

That's when you will be gifted

Kids always come the same way, surprising. And only at their convenience. Not ours

autolycos,
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@sundogplanets p.s.

If you don't send pics I'm reporting you

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