h2onolan

@h2onolan@infosec.exchange

water infrastructure. bikes. despair. send help

i live on Payómkowishum land.

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h2onolan, to random

wtf happened to cnn
its shit like this all day long now.

hacks4pancakes, to random

Too much truth on the internet today.

h2onolan,

@hacks4pancakes
AaaS: Askhole as a Service!

Viss, to random
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

whoa what?
this is a oneplus option ive not seen before

h2onolan,

@Viss lol mobile sd-wan

h2onolan, to random

boy do people get cranky when their private jet use is publicised

ai6yr, to random

Rain is back. Slow and steady for my part of Ventura County.

h2onolan,

@ai6yr its been constant down here in southwest rivco. lucky for us theres a lake and lots of creeks.

Viss, to random
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I'll let you in on a little life secret ive learned in my 4000 internet years on this little blue ball of feature creep and ai hallucinations:

when there is a problem with a thing, in nearly every scenario there is another solution that isnt "throw the thing in the ocean and use the thing thats MY FAVORITE vs whatever it is you're doing"

and acknowleging that, you shall gain internet points. and possibly some wisdom.

h2onolan,

@Viss proud of you

h2onolan,

@Viss i guess that includes solarwinds but you should definitely still chuck it in the ocean or the sun.

h2onolan, to random

Sewage treatment and collections systems in southern california are running at full capacity right now. there is a high probability one or more will fail to keep up with the stormwater and overflow into creeks, oceans, even streets.

hacks4pancakes, to random

When you messsge someone on Signal by default without thinking, and then an hour later you realize they’re a normal human and you’re not sure if they even have it installed 😢🍸

h2onolan,

@hacks4pancakes i have three signal contacts

Viss, to random
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

name the cissp exam segment this is from

h2onolan,

@Viss this is from the ITIL bonus set.

h2onolan, to cargobike

bonus bike:

spotted this worksman mover while snooping around one of the plants today. people used to pedal these around the facility but now the just drive a truck.

heavy as heck, indestructible, perfect. 3 speed nexus hub and drum brakes. close to 5 cu.ft. haul box.

h2onolan, to random

"theres something wrong with this attachment. every time i click on it a red window pops up saying its unsafe. please fix"

isolates users computer
all fixed. have a nice day.

Viss, to sandiego
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

Oh.
And here i was blaming the ground for not being absorbent enough, when the reality was executive dysfunction and neglect:
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/watchdog/story/2024-01-28/what-san-diego-is-and-isnt-doing-to-fix-its-failing-stormwater-system

h2onolan,

@Viss during a big rain i had to walk from the train station to point loma to get to my truck. waded through waist high water several times, and saw one person crossing the midway/rosecrans intersection in chest high water. dead cars everywhere.

this was 1998. neglect and executive dysfunction are long lived ailments

h2onolan, to random

for a good time, send your corp account an email with the word hacked in the subject, reset your password and wait to see how long it takes for your team to message you asking wtf

h2onolan,

@Viss tell me more?

h2onolan,

@Viss lol oh yeah, the old SMB outbound fuckery!

i was proud of them- they switched to non-msft channels for comms pretty much right away and had logs in hand by the time i heard from them. pretty good for a day off.

h2onolan,

@Viss was thinking about CVE-2023-23397. but the CVE-2023-35636 shit is wicked.

Viss, to random
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

russias dwell time inside microsoft was something like two months

h2onolan,

@Viss i will absolutely use "Better than Microsoft's security team" if given the opportunity.

h2onolan, to random

the number of times my boss has asked, completely earnestly, if "we could add an AI" to a given situation is bonkers.

so now, im the AI curmudgeon.

no problem. somebody has to be.

h2onolan,

@jerry its such a bizarro world thing. An otherwise reasonable, intelligent, conscientious human completely misunderstanding what the thing is but confidently applying unreasonable expectations to its utility.

i dont know how to get inside that mindset and decompile it.

Viss, to sandiego
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

whoooaaaaaa that was a big one!
#sandiego
#earthquake

h2onolan,

@Viss lytle creek has been jumpy lately. maybe Big Bear is waking up

h2onolan, to random

earthquake

h2onolan, to random

yay another all hands meeting derailed by some bullshit VR “feature” everyone will try one and immediately forget about.

h2onolan,

@Viss how did you get my personnel manual?

h2onolan, to random

how did we get from "you can learn anything by watching a few youtubes" to "all instructions are now 10 minute videos"

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