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janl

@janl@narrativ.es

25 years on the web.

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst.

CEO at https://toot.berlin/@neighbourhoodie.

ASF Member & CouchDB PMC Chair.

Made JSConf EU, Greenkeeper, Hoodie, Mustache.js.

Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

:zeldalink:

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Is Ubuntu forcing everything into snaps forcing me to migrate everything to Debian which I should have chosen in the first place? — Yes, yes it does.

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🎶
Chromium
Supports my head
Gives me something to believe
🎶

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I’m software developer with 25+ years of experience and I just spent 45 minutes chasing a - that should be a _. Don’t ever let anyone tell you these types of errors are not normal. ✌️

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Nobody:

Me, a normal person: I should get some compressed air to clean my keyboard and other bits and bobs, but buying a can seems wasteful, I should look into desk-compressors, no wait a second, how many cans do I have to buy to make up for the eco footprint of a compressor or hat I will rarely use and will I come out net negative or positive on either approach and can I trust any research on this not to come from one or the other lobby, it’s been years and I should really dust my keyboard.

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TIL Lloyd’s of London sold policies that insured against the violence caused by suffragettes and all I’m taking away is that climate protests have ways to go. 💚

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Installing Cygwin, somebody hold my hand.

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Hey this is cool, the Sovereign Tech Fund (funded by the german government to bolster open source software in the aftermath of Log4j) is looking to hire a Program Manager for their Bug Resilience programme: https://www.sovereigntechfund.de/jobs/bug-resilience-program-manager

My company is the STF’s implementation parter for the Bug Resilience programme, so you’ll be working directly with me. o/

AMA

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Just saw 2024 in a date where a person said they did a thing and my brain went “ha ha, typo, or time travel”, but no.

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A common buzzard*.

*most likely.

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Ah great, can’t wait for 1Password to ruin Kolide. Who’s working on an alternative that I can switch to in two years?

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Did the Jurassic Park dinner, soundtrack and all. It was a huge success.

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Musste jetzt dann doch einer deutschen Internetlegende™ entfolgen, weil sie neulich Taylor Swift eine Göre genannt hat und ich nach einer Woche Muten noch nicht drüber weg bin. Falls es seitdem eine Entschuldigung dafür gab, klärt mich gerne auf.

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Another new shirt. Gonna get the flame thrower next.

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Well, that DMA just went the way of the cookie banners. Well done everybody. Enjoy your shitty mobile web.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this[1], but yelling abuse at people is not a valid safety practice.

My apologies for adding to the problem, as nothing is more tedious than fedi-discourse on the fedi, but…

…many people think the fediverse has safety mechanisms that it simply doesn’t have and they lash out at anyone who intentionally or accidentally trips over that fact.

You need to build a better fedi, not yell at folks for finding your safety gaps.

[1]: I really do: https://searchtodon.social/Adventures-in-Mastoland.html

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New shirt arrived, thanks @marysheep for the heads up. 🖖

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The Apple 27" Thunderbolt Display is one of my favourite purchases of all time. They lasted me for over ten years and are still in perfect condition.

Aside from giving them away for a good cause, does anyone have a fun idea what I could do with my cough collection of three?

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Bored on a train for 30 mins. AMA.

[Update: done, thanks all for playing! <3]

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Ich: trage Maske in der U8.

Kind neben mir: leckt die Tür ab.

Kein Witz. Keine Pointe.

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DB Navigator (iOS) macht jetzt bei jedem Launch einen Login-Flow mit dem Server. Nervt gar nicht. Wie stelle ich das ab?

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Hatte heißen Kakao. Mit Sahne.

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Just watched The Princess Bride for the first time ever. AMA.

Three men stare down a cliff, middle guy says inconceivable

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#Vegan #GlutenFree cinnamon buns.

I need to tweak my yeast process a little to make them even more fluffy, but these are great already.

1/3 have chocolate chips in them ;D

Cinnamon buns, pre bake, in a red baking pan
Baked cinnamon buns
Single cinnamon bun on plate with vegan whipped cream hat.

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@ivory one-handed phone use request: when double-tapping to zoom an image, there doesn’t seem to be a corresponding one-handed feature to unzoom. Double tap again Centers at tap point at the same zoom level. Tap and hold brings up context menu. Double-tap-again-to-unzoom would feel natural to me. 🫶💖

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