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janl

@janl@narrativ.es

25 years on the web.

Makes @couchdb @pouchdb & #offlinefirst.

CEO at https://toot.berlin/@neighbourhoodie.

ASF Member & CouchDB PMC Chair.

Made JSConf EU, Greenkeeper, Hoodie, Mustache.js.

Dissatisfied with the status-quo.

Soft Boy. Likes birds, bikes & bees.

:zeldalink:

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Odaeus, to ai
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Spotted a running process called "Logi AI Prompt Builder" and have now discovered that my mouse driver auto updated to add a bullshit feature. 😡

janl,
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@Odaeus best to not use a mouse driver as macOS doesn’t really need one. And if you need better controls, get SteerMouse.

janl, to random
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Wie geil ist das denn?!!

For English readers: imagine BBC iPlayer becoming open source, streaming backend and clients. Woah!
https://ohai.social/@senficon/112407210829746773

ejeklint, to random
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God have mercy! Please, for the love of mankind, let there be no more episodes of Father Brown mysteries. 😱

janl,
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@ejeklint are you done with them?

janl,
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@ejeklint ah boo

janl, to random
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Oh no Steve Albini :(

janl, to random
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I’m going to share some of the juiciest bits of our Professional CouchDB Training course in a free online lecture on May 15th, 5pm CEST.

Sign up here: https://vi.to/hubs/neighbourhoodie-product-demo/pages/free-couchdb-live-training-session

Based off my 15+ years experience, you will learn:

  • How to use databases and documents in the most effective and future-proof way.
  • Strategies for deciding how to model your data across one or more documents for every major use-case.
  • Neat tricks for making your life easier when developing & maintaining apps long-term.
jer, to random
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Front and back.

View from the other side. The letters of "MUSEU DE LES CIENCIES" now from the back.

janl,
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@jer one of my top fav places. “The leaf” is a marvel.

janl, to random
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I recently discovered Grip, Inc and my current hyperfocus is their track Hostage to Heaven off their first album. It is ridiculously good. (Heads up, heavy and fast music).

This example is just guitar and drums, but that’s all it really needs imo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGWXbNYqqVI

janl,
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@z428 they’re not.

belldotbz, to random
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This is a rather interesting read https://kevquirk.com/mastodon-is-ddosing-me

Hat tip to @hdv for the link

janl,
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@belldotbz the solution for this problem is literally 25 years old. Folks just have forgotten how to websites.

janl,
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@sarajw @belldotbz there are ~16k instance, one each is hitting the site.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C10k_problem

Other folks have analysed the website in question. I haven’t validated it but it sounds it’d be instructive to look at the network tab while loading the site.

janl,
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@sarajw @belldotbz yeah correct. And them claiming CloudFlare goes down is ludicrous.

mnot, to random
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And this is their earnings call.

"I think the central risk to Palantir, America and the world is a regressive way of thinking that is corrupting and corroding our institutions that calls itself progressive, but actually — and is called woke — but is actually a form of a thin pagan religion,"

janl,
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@mnot what. The. Fuck.

janl, to random
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Way more excited about the Switch successor than the iPads.

Pixelated link adventurer

janl,
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@paulca I’m hoping for a biting switch update, but that’s not the Nintendo way :)

grumpygamer, to random
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Happy to announce that @vampiress is joining Team Terrible Toybox as a quest designer on . This ups the chance by 37% that I'll finish the game before becoming bored and disillusioned.

janl,
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@grumpygamer @vampiress w00t congrats!

janl,
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@grumpygamer also: if there is a remote chance to become a game tester for this one, please do sign me up. <3

gerotakke, to random
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Nobody wants to hire me for development work but so many people want to hire me for making pizza.
I think I should switch professions.

janl,
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@gerotakke you’ll probably be happier :)

janl, to random
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This. https://ohai.social/@jascha/112398873472901073

janl,
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@thisismissem @jascha imprint is not an Impressum tho. That’s the point.

jascha, to random German
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Mein pet peeve:

Das Impressum einer Website ist im Englischen nicht "Imprint".

Ein Imprint gibt es in einem Buch, aber nicht auf einer Website. Richtig wäre "Legal" o.ä.

janl,
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@jascha du und ich und sonst niemand.

janl,
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@jascha Impressum Inkasso e.V.

rakyll, to random
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I'm going to Italy in a month and I'm not sure if I'm coming back 😂

janl,
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@rakyll correct.

janl, to random
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Just drove 124km at 73 km/h avg speed (only a short segment on the Autobahn), used 13.5 kWh/100km or ~1.5L/100km (235mpg). The efficiency of EVs is remarkable. Oh and 69%(nice) charge left off the 99% charge at start. 🖖

janl,
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@supergarv no he had to back into the parking spot and let me pass.

janl,
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@supergarv oh lol yes! Hahaha

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