jay

jay, 8 months ago to random

Okay we have our winner of the internet for today.

jay, 10 months ago to random

I do hope our regular UPS driver is happy with the new union contract 'cause he sure as shit deserves something better for having to haul 30 pounds of protein shakes to my door like twice a week, lol

jay, 9 months ago to random

On the plus side, with California getting a hurricane AND an earthquake on the same day, my mom will for sure never visit us now.

jay, 9 months ago to random

Alrighty then.

jay, 10 months ago to random

Being an adult is... getting excited for new windshield wiper blades day.

jay, 5 months ago to random

It's 2pm and I've done exactly 1 of the 10 things I had on my list today so I guess it's time to... move 9 things to some other day that's not today.

jay, 8 months ago to random

Baking with @easer79

Me shirtless and Eli wearing a white t-shirt, in our kitchen

jay, 9 months ago to random

Maybe if my new RØDE Wireless Pro mics actually get here tomorrow (I mean, it's FedEx, so they won't) I'll record a video with them. Maybe with pants on.

jay, 9 months ago to random

Workout from home day.

jay, 10 months ago to random

I don't know why @easer79 goes to all this work when he could just pour the bag of sugar right into my mouth.

White KitchenAid mixer beating the absolute fuck out of some cream cheese, butter and sugar for frosting.

jay, 9 months ago to Fitness

Back--and front--day 😏

#shirtless #workout #BackDay #ChestDay #DoubleWorkout #fitness #gay #muscle

Shirtless gym mirror selfie, wearing blue marbley shorts, pecs and arm veins popping and abs flexed, covered in sweat, giving a half smirk

jay, 3 months ago to random

Seriously this is ridiculous, lol.

(Also I'm not a software engineer nor am I looking for a job but no one has any idea what an IT Strategy & Communications Manager is, including me, so I wasn't about to ask it for that)

jay, 10 months ago to random

Adobe: Use the Creative Cloud version of Lightroom! You can easily collaborate with others!

Me and my teammate: Okay, let's collaborate by each flagging the pics in this shared album we want to use on our project.

Adobe: No, not like that.

Me and my teammate: Let's collaborate by rating the pics a 5 that we want to use.

Adobe: No, not like that.

Me and teammate: Collaborate by liking the pics that we want to use?

Adobe: Sure, but don't try filtering on likes because, ya know, not like that

jay, 9 months ago to random

No hurricane yet.

jay, 9 months ago to random

Okay my legs were having a moment here...

jay, 10 months ago to random

Me standing in my bedroom wearing some short ass navy blue shorts

jay, 10 months ago to random

Something something golden hour

jay, 9 months ago to random

Here's a #ThrowbackThursday for you... Six years ago today, I put on a (mesh) shirt and took Brixley, whom I had just met 3 days earlier, to meet this @easer79 guy for coffee... and the rest is history. Because Brixley really liked Eli so we were all kinda stuck together at that point 🤣

Happy anniversary Eli!! 😘

jay, 10 months ago to random

I can play this on a guitar, too, in case you were wondering if I'm multi-instrumental 💅

Me sitting at Eli's Steinway upright piano, shirtless, wearing black shorts, playing Mary had a Little Lamb

jay, 9 months ago to random

Whenever I vacuum, Brixley freaks out.

Not because of the sound, just because he's so shocked that I'm actually doing it.

jay, 10 months ago to random

OH THANK GOD I'm still within the age range for these shorts. Barely.

jay, 9 months ago to random

<ominous music playing>

jay, 10 months ago to random

I like how I see some websites referring to X as "the site/company formerly known as Twitter" instead of calling it X, like everyone had to say "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince" (or TAFKAP, as Rosie O'Donnell called him) when Prince changed his name to that unpronounceable symbol for a while.

mattcen, 4 months ago to random

Something that annoys me to no end about Google Calendar is that when I add a location, it searches Google Maps for the business or whatever, finds and displays the street address, but then does not store the full address in the event! It only stores the name of the venue, or part of the street address, such that when I tap it later or sometimes shows the wrong place!
Apple Calendar, on the other hand, stores the whole thing, which makes so much more sense!

jay, 10 months ago to random

Walked to the gym today (like 1.3 miles) so I got a little sun, and also get the gay powers restored. Not intentionally doing anything different with the hair but just letting it be a scruffy mess tonight... so Brix better watch out because he's got some cute scruff competition right now 😁