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jmac

@jmac@masto.nyc

I live in New York. I get paid to write about databases. I don’t get paid to write about other stuff, but I do it anyway.

Tech writer at Google; Co-founder of IFTF, an interactive-fiction nonprofit; Liker of coffee, cats, open web technologies, et cetera. Co-admin of https://masto.nyc.

All views I express in my personal posts are my own, and do not necessarily reflect the views of Five Borough Fedi Project.

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jmac, (edited ) to random
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Couple of days ago I discovered, to my delight, that I could practice piano while watching entertaining but undemanding television. (In this case, "Silo" on Apple.)

I used to watch lots of TV while drawing, back when I drew a lot. But when I got more into programming, and then writing, I had to turn off the tube; incoming language interferes with my ability to focus on writing or coding.

I have really missed having a hobby that’s right-brain enough to pass the TV test!

jmac, to random
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I hope to write in more detail about today's events soon enough, but for now, I wish to publicly express my gratitude for modern medicine and the civilization that makes it possible. I continue to state without flinching that I would rather be alive right now than at any time in the past.

Executive summary: I'm OK! A routine procedure last year led to a yearful of non-routine procedures, and they're all done now! Bonus: finally got my first tattoo, and it’s on the inside of my large intestine!

jmac, to scifi
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Watched "2010" with friends on Friday night. A favorite that I saw a bunch of times as a kid—well before I saw "2001" for the first time, so I had nothing to get angry at.

Honestly, considered on its own merits, it's a solid film of the era. I have really only a single problem with it, in that the "Oh no, the Cold War is spinning out of control” tension gets resolved through way too long of a leap. Alarming celestial event -> ??? -> World peace! It wanted a little more bridging.

jmac, to random
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I’m back to really wanting proper quote-toots here

jmac, to Steamdeck
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I like this @zarfeblong post, with an honest review of his experience. https://blog.zarfhome.com/2024/01/the-spirit-of-new-devices

I love my Deck, and I wonder how much of that is because—unlike Zarf—I have never owned a gaming PC. So the Steam Deck fills that niche delightfully, with a size and shape that are much more attractive to me than a desk-squatting box.

I did buy a deck-dock for my home office, on the notion that I might like to use it with a full KVM set-up sometime. It works, but I never use it. No need!

jmac, to random
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Amy just finished a sentence with “high school” while I was leaving the room and I whirled around and said “TV / VCR repair.” She stared at me blankly. “Bookkeeping!” I shouted.

Of course I was way off-base; “Computer programming” comes next, as the source materials tell us https://youtu.be/fBuV_7X8mI4?feature=shared

jmac, to Budapest
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jmac, to random
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I finally played Undertale (2015) during that vacation. It is, in fact, pretty great. I went in knowing nothing about it other than all the skeleton-guy and goat-lady fanart that was, for a while, unavoidable.

I have some quibbles with it, but did quite enjoy the lightweight narrative-puzzle combat, which existed in exactly the right amount over an eight-hour game. Laughed out loud a bunch of times.

Playing EarthBound and then Undertale for the first time in the same year was something else.

jmac, to random
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Writing some for the first time in years.

This is where I am:

• Mojolicious, subroutine signatures, and “->@*" deferencing syntax: ✅

• Honey, no, it's “\n”, not “/n”: ❌

jmac, to random
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Whoah, I've been a fan of @dasharez0ne for longer than I realized. Digging through my random-saved-images folder looking for something else, and was surprised to stumble across this one I grabbed in March 2018.

It must have been among the first of “Admin’s” oeuvre that I had ever encountered, and I downloaded it because it is amazing.

jmac, to VideoGames
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Really enjoying Cobalt Core!

It’s 80% a Slay the Spire clone, with an adjustable difficulty that’s more my speed—"Normal" is fairly easy, and you heat it up from there.

It has an interesting take on Spire’s use of classes. There are still characters represented by unique decks, but you start each run with a “crew” of three characters, who shuffle their cards together. Artifacts often affect specific decks, leading to some surprising interactions.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2179850/Cobalt_Core/

jmac, to random
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I just finished Daniel Stelzer's forum-based Let's Play of Jigsaw (1995). Ah, marvelous!

https://intfiction.org/t/lets-play-jigsaw/59520

I can't get over how jewel-rare it still feels: an adventure game with romance at its heart, but not a dating sim or something else so mechanical.

We are told, before the first move, that the protagonist is smitten at first sight of the antagonist. White has both subjective and objective reasons to pursue mischievous Black. That sounds so arbitrary, but it works so well! I love it.

jmac, to random
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Best-case plain cheesecake and best-case vanilla ice cream should taste and feel very similar, yeah?

jmac, to books
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Wrote a bit about Vajra Chandrasekera’s “The Saint of Bright Doors”, a new fantasy novel that I liked very much: https://fogknife.com/2023-12-02-i-read-the-saint-of-bright-doors.html

jmac, to StarTrek
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Rolling my eyes at “Previously on Strange New Worlds: GORN GORN GORN. Haha, anyway let’s see what's happening on this idyllic planet with the captain’s gf on it.”

jmac, (edited ) to random
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MS Word and Ms. Pac-Man:

jmac, to scifi
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I am watching SCANNERS (1981) and the idea of a telepath being able to mind-read or mentally attack computers exactly the same as people is absolutely delightful, and makes no less realistic sense.

jmac, to random
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I don’t think I’ve had full internet-enabled WiFi on a flight in five or more years, actually. Whee! Hello from Flight Level 320, somewhere east of Knoxville.

jmac, to random
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"The Model" is a middling member of the katalog. It also may be the only such song with a lyrical payload containing more than eight words, and so it's the one I'm unconsciously singing the most since last week's show, to my profound mortification.

Ein, zwei, drei, vier. BOWM-BOWM. Bowm bowm bowm bowm, bowm-bowm.

jmac, to NewOrleans
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Leaving this evening, after a full week disconnected from my day-job, and with no agenda other than slowly marinating in the cultural remoulade.

I love this city's attitude, its people, and its food. "I could live here”, I say to Amy, who rolls her eyes because I say that about almost* every city we've visited.

My last visit here was ten years ago. Lord willing I'll see it a third time. ⚜️

jmac, (edited ) to random
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A prank that one kid plays on other kids by starting to slide down a tube-slide, then turning sideways and making a sort of cork with their body. Unwitting kids following them down collide inside the tube, and proceed to pile up within the suffocating plastic. See how many kids you can trap in the tube before it gives way, or a grown-up notices!

jmac, to random
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A thing happened in this flight I don’t recall experiencing before, and have no explanation for:

A sound like a door slamming forcefully came from an uncertain direction, and then a puff of air flew down the passenger cabin. It ruffled my hair.

Eh?

(This was like ten minutes ago.)

jmac, to nyc
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My first summer on Mastodon means I get to share this advice anew:

During hot days, when your subway pulls up and you have a couple of cars to choose from, always choose the more crowded car—especially if one of the cars seems suspiciously uncrowded.

It's unintuitive, so you'll forget this occasionally. You'll realize your mistake either on your first inhale, or as soon as you grip a metal pole.

jmac, to VideoGames
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It's almost time for @dougo and I to play THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL, the first game in @rcveeder's THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL series of highly acclaimed text adventures. I don't know anything about them or what's going to happen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxcIBsthPjQ

jmac, to random
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A videogame date got postponed, so I sunk an hour into migrating my Twitter follows into Bluesky; wheeled 77 accounts over, in total.

https://bsky.app/profile/jmacdotorg.bsky.social, but I don't plan on using it except as a thing to look at every now and again. I have to admit it's nice seeing certain voices again.

I can't blame anyone who just wants Twitter Again. Mastodon isn't that, can't be, and shouldn't be.

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