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johnmastodon, 8 months ago to random

The MAGA movement is all about supporting Republican criminals

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#p01135809 #trump #mugshot #crooks #bananarepublicans

johnmastodon, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

The Matrix has been running very stable lately

#FalseConfessions
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johnmastodon, 18 days ago to random

Willing to organize a cage fight between Musk and Zuck against John Mastodon for charity. Both refused saying it not a fair fight, so I told them to bring Bill Gates to help them if fairness was a problem.

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johnmastodon, 1 month ago to HashtagGames

Misérable MAGAs

#LesserKnownBroadwayMusicals
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johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

This never made sense at all, an all time radio station changer!

#MostAnnoyingSong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ&t=8

johnmastodon, 11 months ago to HashtagGames

Jon Wick

#GarfieldTheCatATVShowOrMovie
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johnmastodon, 8 months ago to HashtagGames

Right between a kilo of cocaine and a handgun

#OddPlacesToHideMoney
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johnmastodon, 7 months ago to HashtagGames

Stop paying attention to donald trump, elon musk and vlad putin

#AdviceFromTheGreatPumpkin
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#12DaysOfHalloween

johnmastodon, 2 days ago to random

Yeah well, throwing away without a refund is not a recall. Shouldn't the company at least change the product since they were the ones producing the mentioned risk?

Kellogg's recalls chocolate cornflakes over choking risk

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckvvn5xvdw1o

johnmastodon, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

Pimp your bike

#OddSmallBusinesses
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johnmastodon, 1 month ago to random

I'm willing to get rid of my internal combustion vehicles to help diminish the climate crisis when billionaires stop flying and yatching with petrol fueled vehicles. It might be easier for them anyways!

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johnmastodon, 9 months ago to HashtagGames

1+1=2

#IHaveAlwaysJustAssumedThat
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johnmastodon, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Coca cola without it's "secret" ingredient

#OddThingsRecertified
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johnmastodon, 1 month ago to random

Your daily reminder that The Monster of Loch Ness and Bigfoot still refuse to go public within humanity for unknown, yet understandable reasons

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

johnmastodon, 8 months ago to HashtagGames

I got your babe!

#OopsASong
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johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

Enter the Gargron

#GeekAMovie
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johnmastodon, 2 months ago to HashtagGames

Neo happens to be the chosen one but he's computer iliterate, he only communicates through a landline and he thinks the gang are just a bunch of telemarketers

#CloseButWrongMoviePlots
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johnmastodon, 9 months ago to HashtagGames

Always on my nerves

#RejectedSongBookOrMovieTitles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg&t=4

johnmastodon, 4 months ago to random

So, best truck ever, except for autonomy range, glitches on the infotainment system, charging issues and the stress of not making it to the destination. Does not sound like a "best ever"!

A Cybertruck driver documented his 1340-mile road trip — and the issues he ran into with the Tesla EV

https://news.yahoo.com/cybertruck-driver-documented-1340-mile-103201752.html

johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

Urkel Anderson as Neo (did I do that?)

#SitcomCharacterAMovie
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johnmastodon, 9 days ago to random

Israel killing five terrorists with tank fire is like killing ants with dynamite. How is that a war?

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johnmastodon, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Santa's sleigh will hold around 20 boxes at a time, according to depictions. He travels back and forth to restock gifts during the night, which adds an extra challenge to the Christmas logistics

#AlternativeChristmasFacts
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johnmastodon, 27 days ago to HashtagGames

Optimus Prime ribs

#MashupSuperHereosAndFood
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johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

Bizarre Love Dodecahedron (me and 11 others)

#BizarreASong
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johnmastodon, 6 months ago to random

Your daily reminder that if you're a criminal, your chances of going to jail are lower than if you're a good person, according to modern standards

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