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johnmastodon, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Xitter is still online!

#CharlieBrownSaidGoodGriefBecause
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johnmastodon, 1 year ago to random

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake plotting your revenge
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#dailyquotes

johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

Sardine the seeds of love

#MarineSpeciesASong
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtGOESO7W8&t=4

johnmastodon, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

Queen - We will trick you

#TrickOrTreatASongMovieOrBook
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#12DaysOfHalloween

johnmastodon, 9 months ago to HashtagGames

Always on my nerves

#RejectedSongBookOrMovieTitles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg&t=4

johnmastodon, 9 months ago to HashtagGames

Burning down the house

#OddHobbySongs
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johnmastodon, 8 months ago to HashtagGames

Cocaine cat

#CatAMovie #HashItOut #HashTagGames

johnmastodon, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Police - Every break you take

#RelaxASong
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johnmastodon, 10 months ago to HashtagGames

Nemo gonna give you up

#MarineSpeciesASong
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johnmastodon, 6 months ago to HashtagGames

Wake me up before you trick-treat

#TrickOrTreatASongMovieOrBook
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#12DaysOfHalloween

johnmastodon, 8 months ago to HashtagGames

869-5309, the number of the beast

#BuildASongOutOfSongs
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#FrankensteinDay

johnmastodon, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

Elon is applying for the distribution license of Santa's gifts after knowing how much money he gets from government incentives

#AlternativeChristmasFacts
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johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

God kills the queen (done!)

#OppositeASong
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johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

RHCP - Up on the bridge

#OppositeASong
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johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

While on his maintenance routine (it can't be called medical examination) a "nurse" managed to get a blood sample from Darth Vader, which was sold to a news outlet, and later on ran on a DNA database. Apparently he's been hiding that he fathered twins.

#BreakingNewsFromAMovie
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johnmastodon, 1 month ago to twitter

If Elon's platform ever manages to win popularity and users again, we could refer to that process as an X-crement!

#johnmastodon #x #twitter #elon #SpaceKaren

johnmastodon, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

The Clash - Rock the cashback

#BuyNowPayLaterASong
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johnmastodon, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

A Clockwork Orange Bear

#WinnieThePoohABookMovieOrShow
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johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Piece

#PuzzleASong
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johnmastodon, 10 days ago to random

We should probably change the standard from shitty countries to shitty governments to aknowledge the real problem.

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johnmastodon, 1 month ago to random

"Jack, Jane and others want to follow you on Threads, Instagram's new text app"

Friends don't let friends use Threads.

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johnmastodon, 4 months ago to HashtagGames

Ozzy Osbourne - Some more rears

#WhineASong
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johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

Metallica - None!

#OppositeASong
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johnmastodon, 4 months ago to random

Your daily reminder that neither grandpa Joe nor crazy-uncle Don should be on the ballot. Somebody get gramps to bed and uncle back on medication before it's too late!

#johnmastodon #dailyreminder

johnmastodon, 3 months ago to HashtagGames

Mac Grubber never leaves the house without a roll of scotch tape

#ScotchTapeAMoviePlotOrPoem
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