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ACAPPPP

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man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years

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where is everyone. you guys better not be getting things done at work. get back here and post with me

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imagine if everytime i felt thirsty i drank water instead of just sitting here waiting for my body to decompose

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literally nothing is more boring than a movie where all the good guys are conventionally attractive and the evil folks are ugly!!! sorry but this is true!!!

joobles,
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i do not care about pretty people and how they spend their time! sorry! xoxo

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craigslist is the only website that existed a decade ago and still works today

joobles,
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honestly, craigslist is the only website.

joobles,
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plus it’s like the only place to go if you are trying to hit up a shapely brunette that you made brief but meaningful eye contact with at an aldi’s 16 years ago

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do you ever think about if humans were marsupials how weird we would be about the whole pouch thing

joobles,
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on some timeline where intelligent, generally hominoid language-users emerged on the marsupial branch of the mammalian tree, they have somehow invented worse slang than bussy/-ussy

joobles,
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@HeavenlyPossum just doing my job 🫡

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new website idea…..craigslist………but for GIRLS…….

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good morning and welcome

joobles,
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@dannotdaniel alternatively:

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actually tech companies should be collecting everybody’s personal data, but they should do the responsible thing and turn it over to me directly. i’m very nosy and i want to know everyone’s secrets. i promise i won’t tell.

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i am a “triple threat” (i have 3 brain cells)

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trying to sell you on chatgpt okay so imagine an idiot. just a complete moron. ok? so now imagine this dumbbell has read the entire internet. the whole thing. AND they are still stupid. now i know exactly what you’re thinking—how do i get that idiot to do my job for me??? they’d be great at it!

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the trick is to have a stupid job that you are great at but don’t care about, and a little creative hobby that you are just absolutely dogshit at but that means the entire world to you

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