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joshua

@joshua@nozzi.social

Appmaker, tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

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philomath, to random
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Tin Man.

joshua,
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@philomath Iiiif I ooooonlyhadahaaaaaaaahhht.

joshua, to random
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Nathan, in kitchen: [screams like he was bitten by a snake; cat was atop fridge and almost fell on him when he opened the door]

Me: “You scared the everloving fuck out of me!”

N: “Nessa scared the everloving fuck out of ME, what did you expect me to do!”

Me: [exasperated tone] “Die quietly!!”

N: 😂🖕

philomath, to random
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🤨🤔

joshua,
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@philomath Definitely an employment scam.

ines, to random
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Ngl "don't get sad, get even" has become my biggest mantra

joshua,
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@ines 😈💅

acf, to random
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Splendid evening at the Mountain Goats. Both our respective demographics were very much in evidence.

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joshua,
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@acf ❤️

cocoadog, to random
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The latest thing I flat out don't understand about Obsidian: if you're editing, and you do a Find Next, why would you highlight the found string but not select it for editing? Baffling and maddening. Haven't found a plugin that fixes this.

joshua,
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@cocoadog I think there’s a plugin/extension/whatever out there to do this.

joshua,
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@cocoadog I agree. There are a lot of WTFs that are each small but together made me abandon it twice.

joshua,
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@cocoadog LOL, I can't seem to get Mixed In Key to work. It does absolutely nothing when I select a playlist to import. I figured maybe I had to grant it media and full disk access but that didn't help either. 🙈 Not a great start to “get familiar with …”

joshua,
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@cocoadog Welp. I highlighted an onboarding problem and related bug for Yakov. 🤣 I'm probably an uncommon use case, but importing a playlist requires it to be fully downloaded first so there are physical files. Otherwise MIK does nothing. Also, if there are a few undownloaded songs, re-importing doesn't process them unless you delete everything then re-import.

webjac, to random
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Had to renew my @ivory subscription today.

Did it in a heartbeat. Sustained delivery and utility day after day.

joshua,
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@webjac @ivory Heh. Same.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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#StarTrek

joshua,
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@nocontexttrek Those crystal boys are energetic but sweaty and entirely without rhythm. 💅

joshua, to random
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Hopefully not half of one like last time. https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112492163751398789

joshua,
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@marioguzman Yeah, I’m not holding my breath. 😂

jblake, to random
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All these foldable-display Mac rumors today. Does anyone really want this?

joshua,
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@jblake I think the sacrifices in display quality and cost are not worth the supposed benefits. If and when there is no appreciable difference in display quality a higher cost may be worth it in some form factors. I haven’t seen anything compelling yet. Only futuristic ideas like a display cuff / wrist computer concept.

joshua,
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@jblake I don’t think even a display cuff would be particularly useful unless it could be taken off and flattened into a rigid rectangle to use the whole display. Only the user-facing portions would be useful for info display while wrist-worn.

I think flexible displays would be far more useful in custom applications such as nonstandard/non-flat surfaces. I.E. “wrapping” surfaces like this one from the movie Oblivion.

jann, to random
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Y'all, we're 3 days from ! What're y'all doing!? 😂

joshua,
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@jann

joshua, to random
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My favorite sequence of both Kill Bill movies is, start to finish, the Hattori Hanzō interaction.

Favorite statement: “…God will be cut.”

fahrni, to random
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🤣 https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/112485627917497636

joshua,
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@fahrni @thomasfuchs Those worried about AI taking over coding jobs? Absolutely right. The proof is in this human-engineer-quality calendrical math.

rafa, to SwiftUI
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My Safari window 10 minutes into development

joshua,
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@rafa Fake news. None of those tabs are about mental health or letters to God demanding He answer for this latest mistake.

colincornaby, to random
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Props to the guy at this coffee shop with a iPad Mini and a giant mechanical keyboard.

joshua,
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@colincornaby Next step will be a normal keyboard that triggers a “CLICK!” sound effect to play from the iPad speakers with every keypress.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Some laundry detergent and cold water will clean that right up ✨

joshua,
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@absinthe @GayOldTime It was necessary. 💅

Ronnie, to random
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My superpower is taking many pills at the same time.

joshua,
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@Ronnie Same. I can usually take a few without water too. Nathan wants a divorce.

fahrni, to random
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A friend sent this to me. It’s kind of a perfect fit for me given my love of creating SDK’s and API’s for others to use.

The only downside to this job is the location: San Francisco. I just don’t want to move. Of course I’m getting ahead of myself, but it’s what I do. 🤣

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Anon/e69d2ee2-185e-4522-a314-d27d6c4412df

joshua,
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@fahrni Aren’t tech folks sterting to move OUT of the Bay area due to the insane costs? There’s zero chance of my moving there. Same for NYC. It’s a VERY bad financial choice unless you’re a kid starting your career and willing to live in a $4k/mo closet while still somehow being broke on $200k salary.

harshil, to random
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Something about Xcode 15.4 seems to have broken archiving for Peak. I can build and run just fine, but archives just get stuck at some point and remain there until all my RAM is used up

joshua,
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@harshil 🤔 I haven’t seen others complain of something like this, so I wonder if you’ve tried quitting, nuking your Derived Data, and trying again.

joshua,
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@harshil Gross.

I use Xcodes to keep the current and .previous versions around for easy switching. Highly recommend.

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