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joshua

@joshua@nozzi.social

Appmaker, tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

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jann, to random
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Y'all, we're 3 days from ! What're y'all doing!? 😂

joshua,
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@jann

joshua, to random
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My favorite sequence of both Kill Bill movies is, start to finish, the Hattori Hanzō interaction.

Favorite statement: “…God will be cut.”

fahrni, to random
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🤣 https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/112485627917497636

joshua,
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@fahrni @thomasfuchs Those worried about AI taking over coding jobs? Absolutely right. The proof is in this human-engineer-quality calendrical math.

rafa, to SwiftUI
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My Safari window 10 minutes into development

joshua,
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@rafa Fake news. None of those tabs are about mental health or letters to God demanding He answer for this latest mistake.

colincornaby, to random
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Props to the guy at this coffee shop with a iPad Mini and a giant mechanical keyboard.

joshua,
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@colincornaby Next step will be a normal keyboard that triggers a “CLICK!” sound effect to play from the iPad speakers with every keypress.

GayOldTime, to Vintage
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Some laundry detergent and cold water will clean that right up ✨

joshua,
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@absinthe @GayOldTime It was necessary. 💅

Ronnie, to random
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My superpower is taking many pills at the same time.

joshua,
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@Ronnie Same. I can usually take a few without water too. Nathan wants a divorce.

fahrni, to random
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A friend sent this to me. It’s kind of a perfect fit for me given my love of creating SDK’s and API’s for others to use.

The only downside to this job is the location: San Francisco. I just don’t want to move. Of course I’m getting ahead of myself, but it’s what I do. 🤣

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/Anon/e69d2ee2-185e-4522-a314-d27d6c4412df

joshua,
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@fahrni Aren’t tech folks sterting to move OUT of the Bay area due to the insane costs? There’s zero chance of my moving there. Same for NYC. It’s a VERY bad financial choice unless you’re a kid starting your career and willing to live in a $4k/mo closet while still somehow being broke on $200k salary.

joshua, to random
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@philomath https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/112464310696759653

harshil, to random
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Something about Xcode 15.4 seems to have broken archiving for Peak. I can build and run just fine, but archives just get stuck at some point and remain there until all my RAM is used up

joshua,
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@harshil 🤔 I haven’t seen others complain of something like this, so I wonder if you’ve tried quitting, nuking your Derived Data, and trying again.

joshua,
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@harshil Gross.

I use Xcodes to keep the current and .previous versions around for easy switching. Highly recommend.

thatjpwing, to random
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I’m feeling pretty good about my storm positioning for the next 48-72 hours in Kansas and Nebraska. Tonight was always going to be low key but tomorrow shows like it could be quite photogenic and Monday seems to be following suit

joshua,
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@thatjpwing Stay safe and have fun.

cocoadog, to random
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Holy crap this was delicious. I think I have finally had my first proper Philly cheesesteak, as in "Aha, now I see why these are famous."

This was at a place called Cleavers. The sandwich pictured is shaved ribeye, sharp provolone, and peppers and onions.

joshua,
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@cocoadog The things they call “Philly cheesesteak” in the South…

As a born-and-raised Pennsylvanian, I am angered.

joshua, to random
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Umm, could this BE any weirder?

joshua, to random
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🎤🎼 Black hole plunge
wontcha come
And warp away the plane…

joshua,
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Of hilarities and singularities!

marioguzman, to random
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I’m finding my 11-inch iPad Pro far more pleasurable to use and far more useful with the More Space setting enabled. It feels far less crowded and more Mac-y. Try it!

For example, on the 11-inch iPad, if you have all 3 columns showing in Mail, the message preview pane is no longer off-screen as it otherwise normally would.

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joshua,
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@marioguzman I would but I can barely read the text at standard size as it is. 😂

joshua,
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@marioguzman 👀

joshua,
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@marioguzman Nah, that’s “I’m checking it out”.

joshua, to random
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Life lessons from the 80s: It IS Chester Copperpot. 😱

joshua,
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@philomath It is!

marioguzman, to random
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My apologies for all the cat photos I’ve been posting but I was gone for like 10 days and I missed my kitty. Look at how cute she is. LOOK AT HER. 😡

joshua,
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@marioguzman Reminds me of this scene:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LiSzWP25veA

joshua, to random
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Yet the Apple TV still faithfully forces me into compressed third party ad-fucked versions of content I purchased (from Apple) when I search for it. https://www.threads.net/@snazzyq/post/C7CpmYevMwf

richardgunther, to UX
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My username must include a number‽ That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard (today).

joshua,
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@richardgunther “username must be a UUID”

GayOldTime, to gay
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I like my floors the way I like my men: gay and easy-lay

joshua,
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@mazigazi @GayOldTime (middle-aged sigh)

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