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WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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MattHatton, to random
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Can't imagine why....

jpm,
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@MattHatton cowards, limiting who can comment on it

evcricket, to random
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I'm always fascinated when I look into a business sector for the first time and find that despite appearances it too is full of possums and spiderwebs and lots of people with no idea what they're doing.

jpm,
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@evcricket (psst, this is every business sector)

oysta, to random
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“Almost pure Rust.”

jpm,
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@oysta libc says hello

oysta, to random
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I’m out for the count!

(from Sesame Street)

jpm,
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@oysta one of the few OGs left

jpm, to random
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Another song that would be immensely improved being sung by a baritone in a thick subcontinent accent: Imagine by John Lennon.

projectgus, to RaspberryPi
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I needed a small Linux computer to run rtl_433 and remembered these Pi Model As, left over from some long ago client's project.

I guess it's admirable that the Pi foundation still supports 10+ year old hardware, unfortunately it's a real struggle in 256MB of RAM.The Debian Bookworm-based minimal install actively swaps to the SD card whenever it does anything at all..

OpenWRT to the rescue! Has pre-built images for the Pi SoCs[*], serial console by default, uses a fraction of the RAM and an impressive amount of software is packaged for it. ✨

https://openwrt.org/toh/raspberry_pi_foundation/raspberry_pi

[*] For Ethernet on the A then you probably need to build a custom image with the right kmod-usb-net-XYZ module for your adapter.

#raspberrypi #openwrt

jpm,
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@projectgus an entire 256 MEGA bytes of memory? LUXURY!

Kels_316, to random
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Was about to re-sub to Fusion360 but hahahaha they have JACKED THE FUCK out of the price and it won’t run on my machine anymore anyway. Fucking autodesk man, how are they in business?

jpm,
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@Kels_316 30 years of AutoCad, mainly

NanoRaptor, to random
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Go check your backups.

jpm,
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@NanoRaptor go test restoring from your backups!

geordie, to random
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So today I learned that there have been so many episodes of Law and Order, that with a comparatively capped pool of actors in New York, several actors have been in the show multiple times as different people.

jpm,
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@geordie the victim-to-criminal-to-cop pipeline

dawnstar, to random
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It might be time to clean your gutters if an entire forest of prickly pears is going absolutely ham in them

jpm,
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@dawnstar no, this is pretty normal

jpm, to random
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Get you some mushrooms with actual flavour

jpm,
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Remushroomified

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@georgeharito yep I can definitely see that!

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Pure weapons-grade umami

jpm,
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Make sure you let it settle for a few minutes after grabbing the mushrooms out, and pour gently, otherwise you’ll be eating mushroom dirt

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@trib unlikely at either of the main two, especially rural. You might find it in a FoodWorks or IGA, especially the more bougie ones with large weird-and-wonderful food sections.

But, they’re dried, so they can be chucked in the post with no issues. If Rich Uncle Jeff’s Book And Underwear And Cloud Server Emporium doesn’t have them for next-day* delivery I’d be surprised.

jpm,
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@franksting too much like hard work to dig either of those out, and tea strainer usually too big to filter out the fine grit

decryption, to random
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another gem on marketplace

jpm,
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@decryption don’t tell me, they make blue waffles too?

gsuberland, to random
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lol at negative reviews on GaN USB chargers complaining that they feel cheap because they're light

jpm,
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@gsuberland I’m going to OEM one and stick a 10mm cast iron plate in the bottom of it

Unixbigot, to random
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I see it all the time, and I've no idea why, but I wonder what Chinese component suppliers think they are saying when they describe a connector in english as "Brick Nogging"?

jpm,
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@Unixbigot this is very reminiscent of @gsuberland ‘s recent adventures in “gold fingers”

jpm,
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@Unixbigot @gsuberland I’m really digging the KiKit plugin for KiCad to auto-panel

decryption, to random
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sell your car or sell your apartment - problem solved

jpm,
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@decryption TFW your personal transportation arrangements are fundamentally incompatible with your housing arrangements

ausfestivus, to random
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About to descend down the GIS rabbit hole. Wish me luck.

jpm,
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@ausfestivus uh oh. There be dragons. Your first battle will be between GDA2020 and WGS84

jpm,
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@MattHatton @ausfestivus no I figured “where is here” is more of a fundamental question that needs to be answered before even trying to move in any direction

jpm,
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@MattHatton @ausfestivus so anyway, welcome to the wonderful* world of GIS

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