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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com

Berlin. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈-Ally. :asexual: || Developer of https://mstdn.games/@questlog || Moderator of corteximplant.com
Co-op forever with https://corteximplant.com/@mhhhkathi
#Gaming #WebDev #CSS #Laravel #VueJS #Coding #HomeAssistant #ActuallyAutistic

Gaming-Platforms: #Xbox #PlayStation #NintendoSwitch #SteamDeck

Eat the rich.

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kaiserkiwi, to random
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🍜🌶️

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I'm definitely a grumpy old man currently.

I need some real life human interaction to get down I guess. Now I "just" need to get the strength to contact people. 🙃

kaiserkiwi, to webdev
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PSA for my fellow #WebDev​s:

If you ever get the "offer" to work with #Shopware 6, run. Run as fast as you can. There is nothing out there that is more of a developer nightmare than this pile of junk.

95% of my gray hair comes only from Shopware.

#Coding

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Wish me luck. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I really wish @IceCubesApp would remember my position in the notifications tab. It's so much better than Ivory in many aspects now but this basic feature still doesn't work. 😕

kaiserkiwi, to firefox
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Oh this sounds like #Firefox will become a real browser for me soon. I wish they were ready already for the #ManifestV3 thing. But I guess it's good to know they're on it.

Summary: Tab Grouping, Vertical Tabs, Profile Management

I hope the dev tools will get better soon too, as I need to replace Chrome as a work browser. For private browsing I already use Safari.

https://connect.mozilla.org/t5/discussions/here-s-what-we-re-working-on-in-firefox/td-p/57694

kaiserkiwi, to microsoft
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Are you fucking kidding me ?

Closing Tango and Arkane, two of your most impressive studios and a few weeks later you open a fucking new studio?

I'm so extremely disappointed by Microsoft lately. That damages my relationship with so much…


https://www.eurogamer.net/activision-opens-polish-studio-to-develop-narrative-based-and-genre-defining-aaa-franchise

kaiserkiwi, to random
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It feels more and more pointless to fight against all this AI bullshit. Just leave me alone with it.

Be it that AI is being integrated everywhere or that companies are selling our data to train AI.

I'm tired. 😔

kaiserkiwi, (edited ) to apple
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I'm honestly a bit nervous about this years .

has shown with the presentation of the new iPad Pro that they now also use the word (They avoided it pretty much completely until then).

So will Apple try to make it more for their customers or will they just be as shitty as Google and Microsoft about all this stuff?

kaiserkiwi, to random
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My wife started a new hobby and I love it already. 🦐

Macro-Shot of a blue shirmp hanging down from the moss.

kaiserkiwi, to XboxSeriesX
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The more I use the #XboxSeriesX the more I understand why people still buy PCs for gaming.

I modded #Fallout4 just a but and the "most powerful console ever" struggles if I go in a town.

Still looks like shit, despite the "next gen" patch and the Xbox is hearable and I can count frames.

I guess Modding and consoles will never go hand in hand.

#Gaming

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kaiserkiwi, to random
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Suddenly cake. 🤤

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Definitely doesn't sound problematic or scary.

What the fuck Microsoft? 🤪
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112475611939997391

kaiserkiwi, to random
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The birthday present for my mum just arrived.

Now I want to have this too. 😅

kaiserkiwi, to workersrights
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Trying to work on my couch for the day. See how it goes.

I usually have two 4K monitors attached to the MacBook and have the MacBook open to use the additional space. But I usually have to manage a dev team. On Friday it’s usually much quieter and I can focus on my dev stuff.

If I work on private projects I do it often from the couch so I know it's doable in theory.

I always have the option to switch to my desk so I guess it's fine.

But the goal is to find a good workflow to only work on one screen from time to time to be more flexible with where I work. For example: I never worked in a café and would like to try this one day.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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This is the exact thing I want AI to be used for. This is just beautiful and doesn't hurt anyone. 💚

(Video. Length 3:28)
https://youtu.be/Zq710AKC1gg

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Please use Hashtags for annoying events. Thank you.

kaiserkiwi, to random German
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Ich hab so die Schnauze voll von Feiertagen. Was bin ich froh, dass jetzt endlich wieder ein paar normale Wochen folgen.

kaiserkiwi, to Symfony
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My "resting" heart rate while doing a #Shopware update :blobcatbatupsidedown:

#Coding #WebDev

kaiserkiwi, to gaming
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I could play a thousands of games I've never played.
I could games I've already started.

But I choose to play for the third time. This time with mods like "Plenty 'O' Exploration" and holy cow this is awesome!

kaiserkiwi, to random
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My wife was undecided which nail polish she should use and the toddler wanted to see how some of the nail polish looks.

I helped out a bit. Two birds one stone I guess? 😁

kaiserkiwi, to random
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»Many sins of today's tech world tend to be attributed to the Agile Manifesto. A neverending stream of patches indicates that quality might not be what it once was, and code turning up in an unfinished or ill-considered state have all been attributed to Agile practices.«

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects
https://www.theregister.com/2024/06/05/agile_failure_rates/

No Way Wow GIF

kaiserkiwi, to gaming
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No coding on Questlog today. This week was already filled with to much code and debugging. And as I voted already via mail, I can use the nap time of my child finally for some .

Time to play again. I want to know what's going on with the Godzilla DLC.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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One of these rare cases where AI are used to serve humans not to replace or degrade them, nice!

I definitely would want such headphones, and probably even need them.
https://front-end.social/@stephaniewalter/112568501168054468

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