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kaiserkiwi

@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com

Berlin. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈-Ally || Developer of https://mstdn.games/@questlog || Moderator of corteximplant.com
Co-op forever with https://corteximplant.com/@mhhhkathi
#Gaming #WebDev #CSS #Laravel #VueJS #Coding #HomeAssistant #ActuallyAutistic

Gaming-Platforms: #Xbox #PlayStation #NintendoSwitch #SteamDeck

Eat the rich.

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kaiserkiwi, to random
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I don't really have hopes for this, but it would be awesome, if it would work on Mac too.

But at least this will keep the resell value a bit higher.
https://mastodon.social/@Knoebel/112523516060106736

hannsr, to random German
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Heute beim mit @cptpudding wieder kurz auf das Thema gekommen, dass ich in letzter Zeit* einfach zu wenig fotografiert hab.

*Die letzten 4 Jahre...

kaiserkiwi,
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@hannsr Wollen ist nicht das Problem. Nur wann? 😅

Ginge halt nur, wenn das Kind in der Kita ist und ich frei habe. Das kommt dank 32 Stunden manchmal vor, aber zeitgleich müsstest dann ja auch du frei haben. 😅

Und falls man nicht nur zu zweit sein möchte, kommen noch mehr Variablen dazu.

kaiserkiwi,
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@hannsr spätestens 16 Uhr müsste ich das Kind aus der Kita holen, aber wie viele Stunden, will man schon fotografieren? 😅

Könnte man sich ja eigentlich Freitag mal im Büro treffen und dann sobald du Feierabend machst, machen wir uns beide los. Dann sind wir zumindest schon mal in einer Gegend, in der wir vermutlich beide noch nie Fotoa gemacht haben und kommen schnell überall hin.

kaiserkiwi,
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@hannsr Wenn nichts dazwischen kommt, hätte ich nächste Woche Freitag Zeit :D

kaiserkiwi,
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@hannsr Jop, ist hier auch noch frei. Dann würde ich mich da einfach schon mal für im Büro eintragen :D

kaiserkiwi,
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@hannsr Gute Idee! Und Akkus am Vortag laden.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Fuck you with your login codes and login links per mail. Just give me the option to log in via password… 🤬

chaotin, to random German
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Older people always react kinda pitiful when I tell them casually that my partner and I sometimes sleep in different rooms. Look, I'm a bad sleeper, I need calm, I need absolute darkness and I want to feel rested the next day, I can't sleep at all when my partner snores, browses his phone or rotates constantly during their sleep like a döner skewer.
Doesn't mean we don't love each other anymore but for older generations it probably means dead bedroom and being estranged, idk... :blobcatgooglyshrug:​

kaiserkiwi,
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@chaotin I do this sometimes too when I need to be really rested on the next day.

If the relationship isn't stable enough for this, the relationship probably isn't stable enough for anything.

kaiserkiwi, to gaming
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I was about to switch from Extra to Essentials when my subscription comes to an end next month. Just to see if I really "need" it.

But seeing VR games in there makes me think about switching to Premium instead. 🤔

I wonder if they add more in the future.

https://mastodon.social/@Knoebel/112518668706964599

forrestbrazeal, to random
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idk why people say funding OSS is difficult

kaiserkiwi, (edited )
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@forrestbrazeal Probably because blind people can't see your post. Please consider to add alt text.

marta, to random
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1M subscribers channel that's more like a brand style than a person YouTuber has a video about how the job market is unstable. The narrator says "The average time an employee spends with their company is now at the lowest level ever" and a graph starting in the 80s and ending in 2022 appears on-screen for 1 second. I pause and read the graph. The graph is titled "Job tenure is steady" and it shows that in the past 40 years nothing has changed. UHHHHHHHH. What? I'm not saying nothing has changed, but what the heck is this? Did they think no-one would notice their graph to support the claim literally opposes the claim?

kaiserkiwi,
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@marta To be honest: Most people dont watch these videos. They hear them and look up occasionally.

I always get weird looks when I mention that I use YouTube nearly 100% on my TV and practically never touch my phone while a video is running but… actually watching the video.

That's a concept most people I know don't understand.

So no. Most people won't check this.

ClimateNewsNow, to climate
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Images of Climate Change That Cannot Be Missed.

Just as we risk becoming inured to the crisis, an exhibition, “Coal + Ice,” serves as a stunning call to action.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/images-of-climate-change-that-cannot-be-missed

kaiserkiwi,
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@ClimateNewsNow "Cannot be missed". And then you share an image without alt text? Seriously? 😅

KazuShuSora, to random
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Me two hours ago:
"Nobody is texting me via Teams.. This is suspicious. I bet everyone will text me at 3 pm, like they always do."

3 pm:
Teams explodes cuz 3 people text me simultaneously

Are y'all doing afternoon naps or what?

kaiserkiwi,
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@kevin @KazuShuSora Flashback zu letzten Freitag, an dem an vier Stellen zeitgleich "Feuer ausbrachen", die ich löschen musste… An meinem ruhigen Tag, an dem ich mich auf eine Aufgabe konzentrieren wollte ^^"

Knoebel, to random
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Playstation Plus Premium adds PSVR 2 Games in June 6th

  • Ghostbusters: Rise of the Ghost Lord
  • Walkabout Mini Golf
  • Synth Riders
  • Before Your Eyes
  • The Walking Dead: Saints & Sinners – Chapters 1 & 2

https://blog.playstation.com/2024/05/28/get-ready-days-of-play-celebration-kicks-off-on-may-29/

kaiserkiwi,
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@Knoebel I was about to switch from Extra to Essentials when my subscription comes to an end next month. Just to see if I really "need" it.

But seeing VR games in there makes me think about switching to Premium instead. 🤔

I wonder if they add more in the future.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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That's satire right?
https://partyon.xyz/@nullagent/112509065545491509

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Can we turn off capitalism for a week?

Just a week for now. Maybe we can learn something.

SynAck, to random
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It never ceases to amaze me how blindingly painful a tiny little cut in the center of one's index finger can be. And woe unto them who happen to get some sort of citric acid in there.

kaiserkiwi,
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@SynAck Don't. Cut. Chilies!

I was preparing food a whilr ago and cut my middle finger. Just a bit. No blood or so. It hurt but nothing to really think about.

Until I was preparing Chilies and Jalapeños. 😅

Margot Robbie Pain GIF by First We Feast

Botiplz, to random German
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Je älter ich werde, desto mehr kann ich meinen damaligen Regelungstechnik-Professor nachvollziehen der sich über die ganzen stochastischen Charakterisierungsverfahren des Lehrstuhls der Signalverarbeitung aufgeregt hat, da diese durch ihre nondeterministik (by design) niemals zuverlässig genug für kritische Anwendungen sein werden...

(Mein most specific Rant über AI so far)

kaiserkiwi,
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@Botiplz Noro-Virus?
(SCNR)

kaiserkiwi,
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@Botiplz

Steve Harvey Wow GIF by NBC

kaiserkiwi, to AppleTVPlus
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This is extremely frustrating. I really liked the first (and now only) season. I guess goes the Netflix route sooner rather than later. 😕

https://mstdn.social/@tvPlusNews/112497119398299261

kaiserkiwi, to random
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This was supposed to be a quiet work day. My Slack goes brrr the whole morning already…

kaiserkiwi, to workersrights
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Trying to work on my couch for the day. See how it goes.

I usually have two 4K monitors attached to the MacBook and have the MacBook open to use the additional space. But I usually have to manage a dev team. On Friday it’s usually much quieter and I can focus on my dev stuff.

If I work on private projects I do it often from the couch so I know it's doable in theory.

I always have the option to switch to my desk so I guess it's fine.

But the goal is to find a good workflow to only work on one screen from time to time to be more flexible with where I work. For example: I never worked in a café and would like to try this one day.

kaiserkiwi,
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@evanesca I have the 16" MacBook Pro. Compared to my two 28" 4K monitors.😅

It's working okay so far. Still fiddling with windows. Usually the desigb would be on my MacBook screen, my code editor would be on my main screen and the resulting page would be on the secondary monitor.

To constantly switch is a bit weird, but it works, I guess. Other people are working like this all day, so I think it's just something you have to get used to?

kaiserkiwi,
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@evanesca Since Apple switched to Apple Silicon this isn't an issue. I have a M1 Pro, which is not as efficient as current processors, but it get's barely warm.

When I had an Intel MacBook it was terrible ^^" But it was also so loud I couldn't concentrate. For the M1 I never ever heard the fans once since I have it ^^

revengeday, to random
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Meh, I'm close to buying an e-scooter, but honestly, I don't feel like bringing the thing into the apartment every time. I don't want to store it in the basement; it will definitely get stolen there.

kaiserkiwi,
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@revengeday Especially if you look at these prices. I drive with e-scooters for years now (since they're in Jelbi) and still haven't spent as much as a new scooter would cost.

danielnazer, to random
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Google search over the years:

1998-2016: Decent quality web search.

2016-2024: Mediocre web search dominated by SEO garbage and sponsored links.

2024-___: Whatever this is.

kaiserkiwi,
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@danielnazer Abigail? 😅

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