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kevbob, to random
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I asked the Munchkin an hour ago if she did any homework tonight, the answer was no. I told her she needs to get on that. It's now 10:30 and she's playing Stairway to Heaven on the ukulele.

ninavizz,
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@kevbob Thank you, for raising the Munchkin right. :)

kevbob, to random
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The old retired right wing nut job couple a few streets over have a new sign up. “LAW & ORDER: VOTE TRUMP” and the cognitive dissonance among Americans is staggering.

#uspol

kevbob,
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I've long contemplated sending them a postcard with something that will grind their gears. My new idea: A collage of few photos of the J6 insurrection- rioters assaulting Capitol Police, the gallows built for Pence, the lunatic with the bison headdress and spear etc., with the words “LAW & ORDER: VOTE TRUMP” in block letters will do.

kevbob, to animals
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Good news everyone. My house goes to market tomorrow and Peanut is going to be in the listing.

kevbob, to random
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My fortress of solitude has never looked so clean and never will again.

rodmur,
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@kevbob ah, I guess I didn't realize you were planning on selling your house

kevbob,
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@rodmur yeah, time to move on.

kevbob, to random
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There are no dust bunnies in our home but I have spotted several herds of dust bison.
🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬

kevbob, to pdx
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As we do some last packing away of the house clutter into the garage before the realtor photographer arrives, and thinking to our move out of Portland after 12 years, I think back to when my daughter was a small child here and whenever she drew our house she included gray rain clouds above instead of sun. 😂

johnmark,
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@kevbob @amye I guess it is a small world after all ;)

kevbob,
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@johnmark @amye I am gonna RDF everyone and see what my diagram looks like.

kevbob, to random
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Key & Peele - What happens when zombies are racist

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FeTpzn2MkXU&si=00dAldj_KN61SPeI

kevbob, to random
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Jane’s Addiction and Love and Rockets are gonna tour this summer and fall. That’s basically my college soundtrack.

kevbob, to random
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Sirius Tom Petty channel is wonderful but they need to stop running the prerecorded shows from TP. It just makes me sad to hear him narrate stuff as if he was live.

kevbob, to random
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"Man Who Hates Small Dogs Gets A Chihuahua" -- The Dodo

(It's worth watching, people.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-nAicV-yNk

kevbob, to animals
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My poor Beanie baby had hives today. This was after her day at the spa… I mean vet. Her welts are still slightly visible. Knowing the provenance of dog allergies is harder to discover than knowing the mysteries surrounding the origin of the Sphinx.

#dogsofmastodon

vicster,
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@kevbob Oh noes! Poor baby!

kevbob,
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@vicster yeah I hate this. This was the second time this has happened no idea why.

kevbob, to random
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Ok the collection between me and Munchkin is down to 4 guitars, 3 basses, 6 ukuleles, a mandolin, a melodica, a piano, a MIDI keyboard controller, a few amps, parts to build 3 more guitars and I am not looking forward to moving it all a thousand miles. Gear acquisition syndrome is a real disease that was exacerbated by the pandemic but little discussed by the medical community at large.

zeruch,
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@kevbob Where you off to now?

kevbob,
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@zeruch Vegas.

kevbob, to random
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Courtesy reminder. If moving to a different state, resist the urge to move your flat pack furniture. Just give that stuff away or it’ll be back to sawdust by the time your moving van has arrived at your destination.

jimray,
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@kevbob you can get at least half your money back selling it on CL, especially in a big city that saves folks a trip to ikea

kevbob,
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@jimray if it was Ikea flatpack I was giving away it might, but it was more like junk from Target. 😂 (There are a few Ikea things that are going with us.)

kevbob, to random
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It was a good day. I found raccoon poop in the front yard. They are always welcome as well as the opossums.

kevbob, to random
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One thing you don't think about ahead of time as a parent is the stuff you buy for your child over several years for things that variously spark their interest which they abandon. I mean, we all do this as kids, no surprise. But as my 13 year old sheds things as we prep for a move, I see all that stuff we provided for her which was just passing fancy now being prepped for donation. It's karma, baby!

kevbob,
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