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lawyerjsd

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Proud progressive, San Diegan, Padres fan, and lawyer. He/Him. #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #GoPadres Oh, and I'm going to make #PadresMastodon a thing.

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realTuckFrumper, to random
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Elie Honig Skewers Alvin Bragg for Bringing ‘Ill-Conceived, Unjustified Mess’ of a Case Against Trump https://www.mediaite.com/news/elie-honig-skewers-alvin-bragg-for-bringing-ill-conceived-unjustified-mess-of-a-case-against-trump/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

lawyerjsd,
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@realTuckFrumper The case that was approved by a judge and which he got a conviction on?

shoq, to random
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GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!

lawyerjsd,
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@shoq HOLY SHIT.

GottaLaff, to random
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Blather, wince, repeat.

“Chief Justice John on Thursday declined an invitation to meet with Democratic senators to talk about Supreme Court ethics and the controversy over flags that flew outside homes owned by Justice Samuel .”

https://apnews.com/article/dc879158dd42050a9a52c850abfb90b9

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff Have the Sargent at Arms of the Senate drag his ass to the chamber. Hell, Biden can have the Marshalls do it.

GottaLaff, to random
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Of course.

Via Ryan Reilly:

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff I think he’s not allowed to leave the Courthouse.

StephanieMoore, to random
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We have a cybertruck - and by extension, a cybertruck owner - roaming around our local community.

To confirm: they do look stupid in the wild.

lawyerjsd,
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@StephanieMoore Can confirm. There’s one in my neighborhood too. Stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on the road.

lawyerjsd,
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@qurlyjoe @StephanieMoore Like you, most of the EVs in my area are Teslae (a term I’m stealing from you), but also Rivians (neat looking), Kias (interesting), Hyundais (same), and Polestars (boring looking).

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL - I'm glad the prosecutor didn't go too far into the threats, lest they scare the jurors.

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL - these antics are the sort that headline my stress dreams. WTAF!

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL - Oh. . .shit's about to go down.

GottaLaff, to legal
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started earlier than I did today. Grabbing coffee, starting THREAD HERE🧵1/…

Here’s the list of Trump’s allies attending his trial today:

AG Alan Wilson
Rep. Eric Burlison
Rep. Andrew Clyde
Rep. Mary Miller
Rep. Keith Self
John Coale
Alan Dershowitz
Will Scharf
Steve Witkoff
Bernie Kerik
Kash Patel
Vernon Jones
Jerry Kassar
Chuck Zito

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL - He's not wrong.

coffeegeek, to espresso
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I mean, if you're going to take the whole "the grinder is the most important part of the equation" thing seriously, why not prove it. ;)

Rancilio Stile grinder paired up with a Breville Bambino Plus. The PF almost sort of works in the Stile's PF holder. 7.1sec gives 17.5g dose.

cc @espresso

lawyerjsd,
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@feld @coffeegeek @espresso I single dose exclusively as well.

lawyerjsd,
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@coffeegeek @feld @espresso And how many shots do you pull in a day? I’m pulling 2-3 shots. It’s just not enough to have my coffee sitting open to the air for 3-4 days.

lawyerjsd,
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@coffeegeek @feld @espresso I don't know. Maybe I just got used to single dosing, which helps since my grinder is a df83 (version 1, Italmil burrs, camperista mod for the chute and declumper).

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/…

Tyler McBrien:

At 2:04 p.m., the prosecution strolls back in and lays out stacks of papers, binders, and other documents on the desk.

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL: Blanche is setting up a Q about a lack of recordings

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL: Beware of attorneys who say "not a lot left". Blanche will be reviewing docs over the weekend and may very well change his mind.

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

lawyerjsd,
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@GottaLaff NFL: actually, there is a difference.

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