frustrated_phagocytosis

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frustrated_phagocytosis,

When you sell so many rape-themed t-shirts that you go ahead and create an entire RAPE subcategory for ease of browsing by rape-theme t-shirt fans

frustrated_phagocytosis,

What, so the police can put anyone they want in a headlock but we can't headlock back? /s

Seriously though, if it's so threatening to get a cop in a headlock, enough that another cop feels they need to use deadly force to stop it, why are cops allowed to continue restraining someone who fights back against a headlock during an arrest?

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Puffballs! Step on them when really dry and they make a satisfying POP under your foot

frustrated_phagocytosis,

The audit that's been happening for more than 8 years? At this point he'll die before it ever gets resolved

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Never ever date someone who's not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you're his mom and still have to fuck him? No.

frustrated_phagocytosis,

He talks about supporting legal migration like his ancestors but honestly it's way more American to just show up here and do what you want, how else would this country have gotten started if not for unsanctioned migration and crimes against humanity?

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Would that not irritate the judge? How do you trust a defendant who lies about what they present as legitimate scheduling conflicts? They could just continue to make shit up and delay the trial. I'm sure there are plenty of excuses to dig up involving family he usually ignores who are suddenly in poor health, etc. Hell, he could hospitalize one of them just to point to...

frustrated_phagocytosis,

It doesn't mention in the article, but I'd like to know what happened to the kids after their mother went missing? Tell me they weren't placed with the people who murdered her during the search and investigation

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Wait, did Exxon reps not stop by to give multiple pro-petroleum lessons in your high school US history courses? These were standard in my school in Texas. Also they opened an oil and gas 'museum' and dragged kids for field trips there too.

frustrated_phagocytosis,

I heard this story earlier and concluded that in order not to be fucked over by the police you should assume any family members they ask about have been killed by the police and act accordingly

frustrated_phagocytosis,

I'm cool if we determine Trump is not in fact a 'man' and therefore immune but also not eligible for human political office or any other human privileges like living indoors or accessing businesses

frustrated_phagocytosis,

He should go hang out with the hodag and gain some self esteem

frustrated_phagocytosis,

In my state local politicians have started to ban driving on their roads to access abortion

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Ugh the rat tails randomly appearing in and around the cages

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Oh oh oh, try using the names of Supreme Court members as the official organizer for any and all protests. Who's going to stop you?

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A pair of really sweet uploads in the last bit of time: Two Pacific Bell specialized home phone catalogs, encouraging you to break out of the standard telephones (that they offered) into a plastic insane world of pure 1980s kitsch.

https://archive.org/details/pnb-the-famous-phones-in-your-life
https://archive.org/details/pnb-famous-phones-for-pacific-northwest-interiors

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frustrated_phagocytosis,

@textfiles
Oh wow i bought one of the type on page 13 at a garage sale for $5 in 1997ish

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Has he actually lost anything but time and attorney fees from those judgements? He still gets to live extremely well for someone who supposedly owes that much damn money to people

frustrated_phagocytosis,

They've punished cis women athletes for having naturally higher testosterone levels, so it's all fucking bullshit anyway. You have to portray what they feel is an appropriate biological woman (ha!), which is super awkward for those of us without that 'look' who are now viewed with suspicion. God forbid you have a hormone insensitivity or non-XX/XY chromosome arrangement.

frustrated_phagocytosis,

So he's been weaving these court cases into his campaigning, how is this not running afoul of FEC rules? Surely a massive bond with a court case that's elicited by the candidate would fall under potential bribery?

frustrated_phagocytosis,

They will if he gets elected, impedes the system by firing anyone with a clue, and shuffles federal money to them without recourse because presidential immunity

frustrated_phagocytosis,

Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.

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