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lorgonumputz

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It's not a party until someone parachutes in.

#Monsterdon is my jam.

I've moved fully to beige.party from infosec.exchange. Why? Better connectivity is one reason.

The other is that infosec.exchange allows 11,000 character posts but beige.party allows 11,001.

+1 for beige.party

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lorgonumputz, to random
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Ah, Deloitte and Touche. I recognize these auditors.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Another completed.

This one was a bit more work than usual. I'm thankful Tubi broke it up with some commercials.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Tree monsters are scary, yes, but their bark is worse than... oh, you know.

lorgonumputz, to random
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The Tubi version just jumps right in.

lorgonumputz, to kaiju
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readiness check:

  • Egg polish: Check
  • Fairy-sized luxury guest apartment: Check
  • Subspace powered orbital proton lance: Check
  • Chips and salsa: Check

Ready for

lorgonumputz, to random
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Hey,

For tonight's movie, "It Came From Beneath The Sea", I have created a SRT format subtitle file that corresponds to the movie file you can retrieve from The Internet Archive.

This SRT file is in a private S3 bucket. Feel free to grab a copy.

SRT file URL:
https://fileserv2023.s3.amazonaws.com/It_Came_From_Beneath_The_Sea.srt.txt

archive.org Movie URL:
https://archive.org/details/it-came-from-beneath-the-sea

So, if you need or prefer to have subtitles I hope you find this helpful.

skinnylatte, to animals
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I accidentally trained my formerly quiet cat into thinking that I really love it when she screams at me. How do I undo

lorgonumputz,
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@skinnylatte

She (our cat, Pepper) used to be so quiet. Now she's so loud we thought she was going deaf.

She's not deaf. She's just loud.

lorgonumputz, to random
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"What about Bob?"

I had forgotten about that movie.

lorgonumputz,
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@Bam Oooh I shall have to find this

lorgonumputz, to random
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Let's go investigate the monster that sounds like it survived several hand grenades to the face.

lorgonumputz, to random
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Readiness checklist:

  • Monsterdon bingo card? ✅
  • Movie cued up? ✅
  • Notifications? ✅
  • Bear paw slippers? ✅
  • Drinky-poo? ✅
  • Emergency jar of Radon? ✅

READY FOR


lorgonumputz, to random
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Now no magnets work, anywhere.

THE END

lorgonumputz, to random
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This is what it's like to work at Tesla, isn't it?

lorgonumputz, to random
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Somehow that jet changed configuration once in the air.

lorgonumputz, to random
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I'm glad none of the engine components use anything magnetic.

lorgonumputz, to random
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<looks in microscope>

"Did that thing just flip me off?"

lorgonumputz, to random
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He has a fixation on fattening people.

... cannibal?

lorgonumputz, to random
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The culprit

lorgonumputz, to random
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"Here, inhale this nitrous oxide..."

lorgonumputz, to random
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BEWARE THE OSCILLISCOPE

RickiTarr, to random
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What is the best sandwich you ever had?

lorgonumputz,
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@dekkzz76 @RickiTarr

That immediately made me think of this scene from Hot Shots Part Deux

lorgonumputz, to random
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The detective looks like he's been chiseled out of some hard cheese

lorgonumputz, to random
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She just likes the injections because they give her a bzzz

lorgonumputz, to random
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Ah, casual sexism.

lorgonumputz, to random
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"No, I have no evidence to support my contention. I'm tall and handsome; I don't need evidence."

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