maldr0id

@maldr0id@infosec.exchange

Military-grade reverse engineer @ Google, working on Android malware

"Tom Brady of malware strings analysis" - Marcus Hutchins

"Military grade smarty pants" - Jonathan Scott (Data)

"Researcher from Google" - Politico

Got mistaken for a member of Project Zero once.

Everything here is my own opinion

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maldr0id, to random

"You cannot run a Michelin star kitchen with a fast food mindset" is such a good quote.
The whole video is worth watching!

https://youtu.be/URoVKPVDKPU

maldr0id, to random

New suit apparently means that I forgot how to fly stable :)

video/mp4

maldr0id,

@ericfreyss yup! :)

maldr0id, to random

I have my own jumpsuit now!! :)

maldr0id, to random

โ™ฅ๏ธ

maldr0id, to random

sooo.... the bolts were not there at all

scottmstedman, to random
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Ask not why Tucker is interviewing Putin but why Putin is giving an interview to Tucker

maldr0id,

@scottmstedman I think we all know why

campuscodi, to random
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Via Oleg Shakirov: The Belarusian government is updating its military doctrine to allow for the use of military force in response to destructive cyber attacks.

https://bsky.app/profile/shakirov2036.bsky.social/post/3kjta4dflfs25

maldr0id,

@ghostrodeo @campuscodi why do they have a German accent?

dannyjpalmer, to FFXIV

Treated myself.

(I am almost 38 years old.)

maldr0id,

@dannyjpalmer I bought a panda plushie dressed in a narwhal costume as a desk decoration at work (back when we could expense small desk decorations)

maldr0id,

@dannyjpalmer DON'T YOU JINX MY SET DESK!

maldr0id, to random

Does anyone have some eye bleach?

maldr0id, to random

Elon visited the Nazi concentration camp in Poland today and had one, singular thought after seeing all the atrocities and the industry of death.

"How can I make all this about myself?"

maldr0id,

@_dm duuuuude... that hit hard

maldr0id, to random

Oh look, some not so bad news!

jerry, to random

Apparently the IT / IT security field is getting oversaturated with people - I have heard tht the nuclear power industry is on the cusp of a major hiring binge. Use that however you see fit.

maldr0id,

@jerry do you want Stuxnet? Because that's how you get Stuxnet!

maldr0id, to random

What a weekend it was! :)

Being happy still feels a bit weird. Good weird, but weird :)

maldr0id, to random

Pro tip: use hashes of passwords as actual passwords so that even if the password is stored in plaintext it will still be hashed

maldr0id, to random

I was reading an article on Ars Technica and I clicked back in the browser which was hijacked to show me โ€žmore readingโ€ and one of the articles was โ€žFormer Reddit co-owner arrested for excessive JSTOR downloadsโ€

Yes, a 13 years old article about Aaron Schwartz is a clickbait now. The state of the internet todayโ€ฆ

maldr0id, to random

Reboot the phone in order to create a log that shows Pegasus.

Well, that can sway me in the direction of periodic reboots, at least for the iOS devices.

https://securelist.com/shutdown-log-lightweight-ios-malware-detection-method/111734/

maldr0id, to random

I'm sad that the same people who are happy to include foreign intelligence agencies targeting them with a >$1M 0-click exploit in their threat model for no reason do not wear hard hats all the time in case a stray piece of a Boeing 737 MAX window panel falls on their heads.

maldr0id, to random

Running is a ploy by Big Endorphin to sell you more happiness

howelloneill, to random

I'm sorry but voice notes are psychotic, just send a god damn text like a normal person

maldr0id,
maldr0id, to random

Iโ€™ve set the padlock on my gym locker to the same four digit code as PIN to my debit card.

Discuss.

maldr0id,

@howelloneill but then if someone gets your debit card and does a thing then the money gone!!!!11111

maldr0id,

@uoxc I generated the digits using the first few numbers of a decimal representation of the sha256 hash of a very long password

maldr0id,

@C8H10N4O2 @NetHandle I really, honestly, for real did that. Because thereโ€™s absolutely no additional risk associated with that behaviour.

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