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mnemonica

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🏳️‍🌈 I like: #stationery, #signpainting, #thermalprinters, and #pinball. my favorite joke is any variant on “you telling me an X Yed this Z?” and my favorite things to buy are stationery and tchotchkes in the kawaii style made by tiny indie artists.

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mnemonica, to ai
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saw the phrase “wedding recovery day”, googled it, and ended up on an article about it that grew more and more unhinged until i figured out it was “AI”-generated. title: “the newlywed groom’s guide to a perfect wedding recovery day”

article text screenshot: “Once the beach wedding groom attire bells have stopped ringing, it's time for the real magic to begin — recovery. How do you prioritize rest when your head is still spinning with the echoes of celebration? Here are some approaches.”

mnemonica,
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@ramiro ngl, the implication of exhaustion due to plus-size mother of the groom outfits had me flared up: are you telling a fat joke in this year of our lord 2024??

mnemonica,
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@ramiro and then i was like, oh. not sure if this is better or worse

lzg, to random
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there is nothing weirder than writing a scholarship application and explaining that yes, you have no money to pay for this but they should consider you, because you're a brown woman.

mnemonica,
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@lzg honest Q: why not?

mnemonica,
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@lzg gotcha

mnemonica,
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@lzg i know you said that before but i didn’t understand that was the reason. not great at reading context ;)

annika, to random
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just scheduled a pretty good joke to post 4 months from now. hope you all like it

mnemonica,
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@annika i will remember

est, to random
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hi

mnemonica,
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@est hiiii!

annika, to random
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Go get "Valuable Humans in Transit and Other Stories." It's a quick read, the stories are fun (and maybe a little scary) scifi, and it's DRM-free on Gumroad https://qntm.org/vhitaos

mnemonica,
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@annika i LOVE his “there is no antimemetics division”!

onelson, to movies
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Batman (1989)

Been a while since I saw this one.
There are a lot of beautiful sets and light rigs in this one.

I still think it's funny, and a bit of a shame, that the Batman costume dictated much of Keaton's performance. Why'd it have to be so hard to move around in??

mnemonica,
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@onelson i think we’ve talked about this one before (maybe on twitter?) but this one is my favorite. it felt like what he wished he could have done with the previous one

mnemonica, to random
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the neighbor who can’t keep a beat on bass just bought a drum kit

mnemonica,
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we call him the ass of bass

mnemonica,
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can i book jk simmons to come yell at him?

mnemonica,
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@onelson thank you for checking! 🥲

mnemonica,
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would it be a violation of social security disability if i took a one-time stint as a recruiter to get this unemployed vp of tech a job

mnemonica,
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@onelson that’s what happens when you don’t win an oscar

mnemonica,
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oh NO, it’s not the vp of tech, it’s the guy next door to him. idk if this is better or worse. maybe they’ll try to out-irritate each other. god forbid they form a band together 🤞🏻

mnemonica, to weirdgirlmemes
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i’ve never seen my cat sit on her shelf all sideways like this before, but a neighbor boy cat has been slowly trying to become friends with her, and i am CERTAIN that she’s doing it so he sees her best angle if he walks by

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I have a lot of chores to do today, so I wonder if I should call the weekend "a loss" for game dev progress, or if I should try to milk a few more hours out by hacking around problems with the new lib I'm depending on.

mnemonica,
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@onelson i hate that one. does your apartment complex have a hose you can use?

mnemonica,
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@onelson OOF

mnemonica,
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@onelson good job powering through! 💪🏻

annika, to random
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Check out the article Stack Overflow sends you if you try and delete too much content you posted to the site: https://stackoverflow.blog/2009/04/06/a-day-in-the-penalty-box/

mnemonica,
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@annika why do all of his posts have such a weenie vibe? “i’m trying to be tough but fair (please don’t say i’m not fair!!!)”

mnemonica, to random
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the met gala looks would be so much better if the ladies weren’t so focused on being “beautiful.” get weird!

mnemonica,
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@ramiro my queen

mekkaokereke, to random
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The emergency slide has requested and been granted whistleblower status.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/missing-delta-boeing-emergency-slide-found-on-beach_n_6630f8fae4b0c558f741c0e5

mnemonica,
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@mekkaokereke spent a bit trying to figure out if it was on a MAX plane too. no, a 767-300: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/26/1247454971/delta-airlines-boeing-plane-emergency-jfk

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