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msh

@msh@coales.co

Proprietor of coales.co, Python wrangler, tech tinkerer, advocate for a truly free and open society. Lives in Moh’kinsstis (Calgary) 🇨🇦.

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msh, to random
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Spiders!

SHATNER!!

It's in THREE MINUTES! Follow the hashtag to follow along with the commentary from the peanut gallery as we watch "Kingdom of the Spiders"

Or, mute if you are terrified of William Shatner

Or spiders maybe

msh,
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And starts with sonic psycho intro followed by spaghetti western 70s style tunes

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This is the Nexus isn't it?

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Swabbing Intensifies

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I wonder if it was typecasting or if Shatner himself always came on stronger than Axe™️ Body Spray with the ladies

msh,
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This City Doctor is emitting Extreme Dana Scully Vibes

msh,
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That spider has special powers it made the City Doctor go Full Minnesota

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Shatner is definitely the creepiest part of this movie so far

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That horse's side-eye OMG

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Well they told y'all spraying would never work

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Shatner's got the feet of Fred Astaire when he needs 'em

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Posting from one account to reply from another account to be on the feed without polluting the local feed. others who wish to do the same but don't have an alt can reply to this as well (but untag me)

msh,
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@jonny A little Psycho, a little Dukes of Hazzard, a little Kojak...musically this movie has EVERYTHING!

msh,
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@jonny cuz thousands of big furry spiders aren't creepy enough so we gotta have have that subplot too

msh, to random
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So apparently AMD supplies JB Weld™️ to use as the thermal paste with their stock coolers or something I dunno

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The Kentucky Derby ran yesterday. The winner had a time just over 2 minutes. The TV broadcast was over 5 hours!

I guess it must be worth it but I can't imagine trying to come up with enough storylines to keep viewers engaged while waiting for the actual race.

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@Perrin49 here are all the races that happened in the past year with extended commentary

...

(Psst... hey there is still 3 hours left! What else you got?)

Uhhh..😳 😬 ...hey check out all the fancy hats the ladies are wearing today!....

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Cybertruck looks like someone post-apocalypse found themselves stuck with a Pontiac Aztek and a bunch of scrap-metal and decided to add some shielding to keep the mad-max people out...

image/jpeg

msh,
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@adamtuttle

YES

Make a trending meme

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"Google never specified which of her 222,000 words was inappropriate. There were no highlighted sections, no indicators of what had rendered her documents unshareable." https://www.wired.com/story/what-happens-when-a-romance-author-gets-locked-out-of-google-docs

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@lilithsaintcrow friends don't let friends use Google Docs. Ever.

I don't even let my enemies use it. I am notorious at work for being that person who exports every Google doc shared with them to an MS Office or LibreOffice format and sending it back as an email attachment.

Reason that I am marginally employable :blobcheeky:

linuxgal, to lotr
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#LOTR

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@linuxgal precioussssss

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“…I can’t see a single reason why these devices aren’t simply apps.”

Agreed.

https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/30/ai-hardware/

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@sezduck I'm the weirdo who thinks these devices would be cool if they just ditched the garbage AI apps and put normal mobile phone functionality in them

I just want a cheap chonky bright orange plastic phone please spare me the silly AI crap

roger, to Canada
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"A group of shoppers who say they are fed up with the company's grocery prices said that as of Wednesday they would start boycotting the retailer's flagship Loblaws stores."

More power to them, but I'm pretty sure that deciding to shop somewhere else with lower prices is just, well, shopping. I wouldn't be inclined to call that a boycott.

Or perhaps I've been boycotting all sorts of shops for most of my life!

msh,
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@roger OK I will shop at T&T it is closer to my house anyways

...oh wait what was that? Loblaws owns T&T?

Well shit.

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Lol even if federated networks like mastodon have a problem stampeding servers because they can't share link previews in an efficient way, your site has to be run by absolute amateurs to not be able to handle this load.

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/

I mean c'mon most of your content is static just put your CMS behind a cache.

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@thatgeoguy from the article:

"The website uses CloudFlare proxy presently..."

Well there's your problem right there!

While CloudFlare has immense capacity to handle a their systems are tuned to detect such activity as a DDoS and deliberately throttles or blocks that activity. Additional tuning is required and perhaps paying a premium for less restrictive traffic.

By no means am I excusing Mastodon's many inefficiencies but the problems can equally be addressed by the target websites though adopting efficiencies of their own as you say, then cancelling CloudFlare entirely.

If I can handle a million HTTPS requests a day from the garage in my back yard when there is a fedi flare-up without the assistance of CloudFlare surely bigger outfits can do better than tell everyone to stop linking to their website!

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Today in Lola shapes, we have a backwards letter C 🌞🐈❤️

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@Jess_M

msh, to random
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All hail the HOLY JELLO MOLD it's :blobrainbow:

msh,
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Logan broke the AI it is hallucinating

msh,
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Old man is like what are you looking at kid never seen grey hair before?

msh,
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And they all effed off out of the dead mall

THE END

Thanks for the spectacular horny mojo filled selection @Taweret it was super weird and fabulous

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