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mudboot

@mudboot@beige.party

in the u.s.
trying my best to paint n' go vegan
creative writing about my life

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hello fbi, did boeing do it

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shit you not, this guy came up to me today and introduced himself only as "captain banger"

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its been dark for hours y r u wearing a hat

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I FUCKING LOVE MASTODON.

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dude i love the smell of pencils.
what smells do yall like

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my two weeks notice:
listen here stinkies,
I had enough of ur games
time for me to find a better playground
Adios muchachos

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im gonna do it yall :blobaviator:
I think ive found a new job.
Gonna do a shadow day this weekend but ive finally found some cool people i can work around. fingers crossd

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sometimes i just make garlic mashed potatoes for the therapy of it

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i leave my tarot card box on my work desk to instill a little bit of fear into my witch-fearing christian boss

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i imagine that after i request a password reset link, it's like the company's computer kicks their feet onto the desk, lights up a cigarette, and twirls a phone cord in their fingers like its a 1950's office.
takin its dear sweet ass time and im over here refreshing my inbox like ive got a gambling addiction

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new onlyfans name is "twig ankles"

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why am i crying? Oh right. I was in an emotionally charged and social anxiety inducing situation with alcohol on an empty stomach after a fight or flight day at work followed by a fight with a partner Of course! Silly me. How could i forget

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@tantramar oooohh hell yes

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brain vibe today is "fuck this"

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hi im here.
on the road as a passenger.
ask me anything?

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@tantramar acrylic erryday

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@tantramar you?

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@tantramar oo cool! I'd love to see your art.

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@tantramar oh my god the first one im seeing when i click that is amazing!

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fellas
i have done the impossible.
i located a missing chapstick before putting it through a full wash cycle

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my only problem with reading is that i will grab a book, and then i look at the other books, and i grab another book. and then i see another, and i grab that too. because why not? if im gonna read one, then im surely going to read them all.

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and then i read none of them

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got some audio recording of my cat snoring

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where my horny on main folks at?

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