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newsthump, 14 days ago to random

Clacton voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop https://newsthump.com/2024/06/03/clacton-voters-given-historic-opportunity-to-tell-nigel-farage-to-shove-it-up-his-hoop/

newsthump, 10 days ago to random

I was assured no one would even notice, explains Sunak https://newsthump.com/2024/06/07/i-was-assured-no-one-would-even-notice-explains-sunak/

newsthump, 11 days ago to random

“It could have been acid fired from a drone!” Farage supporters react angrily after he’s hit by seagull droppings https://newsthump.com/2024/06/06/it-could-have-been-acid-fired-from-a-drone-farage-supporters-react-angrily-after-hes-hit-by-seagull-droppings/

newsthump, 11 days ago to random

Nigel Farage spending 80th anniversary of D-Day reminiscing about the time he addressed a far-right rally in Germany https://newsthump.com/2024/06/06/nigel-farage-spending-80th-anniversary-of-d-day-reminiscing-about-the-time-he-addressed-a-far-right-rally-in-germany/

newsthump, 12 days ago to random

Müller unveils new ‘Farage Frais’ range of throwing yoghurts to hurl at politicians https://newsthump.com/2024/06/05/muller-unveils-new-farage-frais-range-of-throwing-yoghurts-to-hurl-at-politicians/

newsthump, 12 days ago to random

Instead of more leaders debates can we have a Thunderdome, ask voters https://newsthump.com/2024/06/05/instead-of-more-leaders-debates-can-we-have-a-thunderdome-ask-voters/

newsthump, 13 days ago to random

Donald Trump suspends Presidential campaign to concentrate on helping Nigel Farage win Clacton https://newsthump.com/2024/06/04/donald-trump-suspends-presidential-campaign-to-concentrate-on-helping-nigel-farage-win-clacton/

newsthump, 14 days ago to random

No, not that one, insist flag-shaggers https://newsthump.com/2024/06/03/no-not-that-one-insist-flag-shaggers/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons https://newsthump.com/2024/05/16/fictional-alien-time-travellers-cant-be-black-insist-morons-2/

newsthump, 17 days ago to random

Republicans warn of dangerous legal precedent if right-wing politicians can no longer easily pay to silence porn stars with whom they have affairs https://newsthump.com/2024/05/31/republicans-warn-of-dangerous-legal-precedent-if-right-wing-politicians-can-no-longer-easily-pay-to-silence-porn-stars-with-whom-they-have-affairs/

newsthump, 19 days ago to random

Electric scooters overtake Audis as the vehicle of choice for utter pricks https://newsthump.com/2024/05/29/electric-scooters-overtake-audis-as-the-vehicle-of-choice-for-utter-pricks/

newsthump, 20 days ago to random

From asbestos to white dogshit: Six cherished things of our past the government is pledging to bring back https://newsthump.com/2024/05/28/from-asbestos-to-white-dogshit-six-cherished-things-of-our-past-the-government-is-pledging-to-bring-back/

newsthump, 21 days ago to random

Israel reinforces its reputation as “the good guys in all this” by bombing Gaza refugee camp full of vulnerable displaced people https://newsthump.com/2024/05/27/israel-reinforces-its-reputation-as-the-good-guys-in-all-this-by-bombing-gaza-refugee-camp-full-of-vulnerable-displaced-people/

newsthump, 21 days ago to random

“Care worker shortage? What care worker shortage?” asks government planning to get all 18-year-olds to do it for free https://newsthump.com/2024/05/27/care-worker-shortage-what-care-worker-shortage-asks-government-planning-to-get-all-18-year-olds-to-do-it-for-free/

newsthump, 25 days ago to random

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newsthump, 1 month ago to random

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newsthump, 1 month ago to random

17-year-old stuns neighbours by leaving original exhaust on car https://newsthump.com/2024/05/16/17-year-old-stuns-neighbours-by-leaving-original-exhaust-on-car/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

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newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Being called a gammon is exactly the same as being lynched, claim cantankerous white codgers https://newsthump.com/2024/05/15/being-called-a-gammon-is-exactly-the-same-as-being-lynched-claim-cantankerous-white-codgers/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Pregnancies by milkmen ‘at all time low’ https://newsthump.com/2024/05/15/pregnancies-by-milkmen-at-all-time-low-2/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Esther McVey promoted from Common Sense Minister to Minister for Silly Walks https://newsthump.com/2024/05/14/esther-mcvey-promoted-from-common-sense-minister-to-minister-for-silly-walks/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Homeopath refusing to accept heavily diluted payment https://newsthump.com/2024/05/13/homeopath-refusing-to-accept-heavily-diluted-payment/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Man who spent over a grand to see the northern lights in Iceland last month now feeling a bit silly https://newsthump.com/2024/05/11/man-who-spent-over-a-grand-to-see-the-northern-lights-in-iceland-last-month-now-feeling-a-bit-silly-2/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

Sadiq Khan’s London on verge of becoming entirely free of grifting arseholes https://newsthump.com/2024/05/06/sadiq-khans-london-on-verge-of-becoming-entirely-free-of-grifting-arseholes/

newsthump, 1 month ago to random

The voters didn’t back us because we still let trans people use the toilet of their choosing, insist angry Tories https://newsthump.com/2024/05/03/the-voters-didnt-back-us-because-we-still-let-trans-people-use-the-toilet-of-their-choosing-insist-angry-tories/