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reginasbread

@reginasbread@homo.promo

queer, hag hugger, women enthusiast and apologist, friend of Dorothy, into milfs and meals.

Dolly Parton said: "Find out who you are and do it on purpose", so here I am being gay and obnoxious.
When I'm not busy being obnoxious, I post about books and other things I care about.

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my partner's birthday is in two days and I don't have money for a nice gift because...reasons. I was so sad about it, but ughh, gotta deal with it. She's getting a piece of cake, an evening together, and a PowerPoint presentation with silly photos from our 14 years together. aiming for making her laugh. I hope being a clown will be enough 🤡

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"you should've bought something a long time ago instead of renting and paying strangers".
tell me your family helped you financially without telling me your family helped you financially.

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@tjanekane I see you!!!!
I can't believe that after all those years, she's finally rubbing off on you (you wish!). do you want a shohreh t-shirt?

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my girlfriend came back from a conference. First things first - laundry, shower, rating conference food.

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about Dimple Kapadia...
just 🤌

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unfortunately, I'm into another niche old woman, so I have to do it alone. there should be support groups for solo milf diving sickos.

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I finished episode 3 of that Indian hag mob boss show, and I have many low quality screenshots of Dimple Kapadia as Savitri. no one needs that, but I see a milf, I make a screenshot...for posterity.

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@Cas_33
yeah very "interesting" names 😅

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'cooking together is a form of intimacy'.
can't relate. is it because romance pushes this trope about people cooking together, smearing each other with various foods, then eating and moaning around utensils and then washing dishes and splashing each other with soapy water?
get the fuck out of my kitchen or stay there, but don't ruin my flow.

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@italymystery
correct. we have a proverb in Polish with the same sense.

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it's midnight for me, so it's the end of this low-key, silly milffest.
at the end of the day, I'm leaving you with a question: did I schedule this post and am currently asleep after the whole day of gay labour, or am I still up cataloguing women photos? see you in a few hours!

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@shippychaos
it was and I wasn't busy with any milf catalogue. it's barely catalogued. that's why I can't find anything 😒

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who said that women need to be half naked in photos to be enticing?

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not a perfectly staged professional photoshoot, but perfect in every other way

reginasbread,
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@shippychaos
your gay is showing, yes 😅

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can't say anything witty

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@lukem
thank you! trying my best. it's hard in Ponglish 😆

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it doesn't look like it, but she's telling her husband that he and their family should leave Earth because she discovered that her boss had her friend killed and was connected to the incidents that almost led to war. she believes she's safe as long as she plays a familiar role, the stubborn old woman with eyes locked on yesterday's game and too blind to see the world has passed her by.

A screengrab from "The Expanse". A close-up shot of Shohreh Aghdashloo as Chrisjen Avasarala. We see her left profile . The shot is dark. It's a night scene.

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she's got our backs (and butts)

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pretty,
pretty edible

A close-up shot of Shohreh Aghdashloo from the show ER. She's wearing a green turtleneck. Her head is slightly tilted. She's looking up at someone. Her eyes are red, she's been crying. Her dark hair is tied in a low ponytail and over her left shoulder.

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something I think you could worship

Shohreh Aghdashloo wearing a chocolate brown off-shoulder satin dress with voluminous sleeves. the cut is showing off her shoulders and collarbones and it's not good for me. Her hands are clasped together like for a prayer. Maybe she's praying for me. She's smiling and looking into the camera.

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@eyebrowsgerri
correct!

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@jo
hell yeah 🫠

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hot stern matriarch

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someone has my dream job

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