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reginasbread

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queer, hag hugger, women enthusiast and apologist, friend of Dorothy, into milfs and meals.

Dolly Parton said: "Find out who you are and do it on purpose", so here I am being gay and obnoxious.
When I'm not busy being obnoxious, I post about books and other things I care about.

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of course my boss wants to see me today. I should have known that something like this would happen when I decided to wear tit patterned socks.

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I've found a recipe for something called Midwestern salad and it was chopped snicker bars with apples, vanilla pudding, and I think... cream? is this a real thing? I don't trust it 🧐.

reginasbread, to TheExpanse
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it doesn't look like it, but a moment ago she was playing with her grandkid, chasing and tickling them and now she's on her way to interrogate a man she ordered to torture for twenty hours because he refused to talk.
@sapphicarchive

A screengrab from "The Expanse". A close-up shot of Shohreh Aghdashloo as Chrisjen Avasarala. She's evidently on a plane. She's wearing the same clothes and jewellery as in the first photo. She's sitting with her eyes closed and slightly parted lips.

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I can't believe my luck. I'm on a train, and my carriage is 50% kids on a school trip and 50% pensioners on their way to a health resort. both groups are very high on my list of the worst fellow passengers. wow

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you're a bad influence. all of you!

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welcome to my crib

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that's okay. it's a safe space. we sexualize older women here.

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I'd like to ask sophia from the past why she thought inviting her mother for the upcoming weekend would be a good idea.

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sorry not sorry, but a certain evil character in the last scene of episode 5 looked like a symphonic metal band vocalist.

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I'm wearing a low-cut blouse today. it looked okay at home, but now, when I moved around a little, I see why it has been hanging unworn for so long. dear god, I have to embrace it and bounce my way through this day. I've painted my nails gold. might as well channel Avasarala's gait.

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my friend sent me a clip of Usha Uthup with flowers in her hair singing Miley Cyrus.
what did I do to deserve friends like this? they always send me various hags doing stuff 😅.

anyways, what a voice!

reginasbread, to random
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don't worry, there are always women who'd gladly be your daddy.

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this can't be right:
https://hub.netzgemeinde.eu/item/d1467694-9e99-4a81-b920-b2c32208d08f
"how many middle-aged women are sf fans that want to read sf about middle-aged women?"
I believe there are many!

reginasbread, to random
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my gf watching a video about people who built a house next to their best friends and now just party together after retirement:
we should totally do this. look at them!
me: that's lovely, but you hate people.
gf: uh-huh, right.

reginasbread, to sapphicarchive
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I'm at work. currently sitting in front of a fan with my shirt unbuttoned to my navel. if the office door is closed during office hours, assume the worst - public indecency and being gay.

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I've bought an energy drink and an isotonic drink. hoping for the best. follow me for more holistic nutrition tips.

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when you're in your 30s, there's no age gap between you and lawyers and doctors. this is absolutely terrible on many levels.

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swerving toward the edge of the precipice as in having only the epilogue of @winged_mammal 's queer space bible to read.

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whoa, a lot of erotica is more like a yeast infection waiting to happen than sexy.

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surprising no one, I'm still in gay with her

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why do I get a newsletter from the Benedictines? when have I signed up for letters from monks?

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I have no idea why people are so obsessed with train seats that are like 2 and 2 with a table between them. those are literally the worst, in my opinion. I prefer not to be seated vis a vis strangers and not to arrange my legs between theirs.

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"no offence to millennials/older people, but..."

the transition to elders feels so sudden to me. I have no idea when it happened. this is very entertaining.
next on the agenda:
society deciding that I expired as a woman.
one step at a time.

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someone sent me a book with a handwritten dedication thanking me for the help with their research, and... I don't remember doing that.
is this the end?

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