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robyneatseverything

@robyneatseverything@mastodon.social

Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

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After the absolute bullshit and dash of misery the last 2 months have brought me, I'm writing again, and it feels so good 💦

robyneatseverything,
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@EmiliaRomero Aw thank you! I'm not sure this first thing is any good, but it's good finger exercise 🙌

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@sandralindsey There really isn't!

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Hit peak sex writer post count level. Ruining it with this post though.

robyneatseverything,
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@EmiliaRomero I haven't been that engaged with the socials recently, but I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

robyneatseverything, to random
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Just accidentally touched my eyeball, HAPPY SATURDAY 🥳

robyneatseverything, to animals
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If you think I'm some big-time, exciting slut with a date for every day of the week, I'm spending my Friday night trying to wrestle a dead bird from the jaws of my murderous cat.

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I am away (as usual), but just scored a free hotel room upgrade to a suite and I fucking love it when that happens 💕

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Spent last night cuddling my boyfriend's dog like a baby, and today cuddling my best friend's baby like a...baby, and the cat is hiding because she knows she's next.

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My boyfriend is in Berlin and is sending me photos of all the sausages he's eating* and he's such a keeper 💕

*sadly, he's straight-ish and they're the food kind

robyneatseverything, to random
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I've fainted twice today and spent most of last night sleeping on the bathroom floor. Having covid for the 4th time is no joke.

robyneatseverything,
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Is there a loyalty card system? Can I get a free covid now?

robyneatseverything, to random
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I have no idea what part of the North West I'm currently travelling through on this train, but my Feeld likes are going CRAZY so I definitely need to return.

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Hi, is anyone free for a chat/talk down about binging? Because I've been anxious for hours and I want to reach out, but cannot bear the truisms or anyone being well-meaning or condescending rn.

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@Starcross A chat about anything would be great, tbh

robyneatseverything,
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@Starcross Please tell me what kind of dog you have? And have you remembered?

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Me, scrolling on my phone and giggling out loud.

My nestie, from two rooms away: "Are you looking at dogs again?"

...yes, I was.

robyneatseverything,
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@ashtardeza Isn't it cute? I saw someone else using it here a while ago, but can't remember who to give them the credit!

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    @HisLittle_1 @fuzzypeach I care about the cost, but I simply can't bring myself to get animated about any aspect of their lives. The incessant coverage of whatsherface and her photo is pissing me off. I'd only be interested if, as Fuzzy says, there's some kind of coup or bloodline ending event.

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    What a night: Crufts Best in Show, the final of The Great Pottery Throwdown, AND the Oscars later for a bit of outfit-judging.

    I have snacks, I am ready 💪

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    Some good updates:

    • I now have some time off to recharge, well, everything (please bear with me a little longer)
    • I've just been to the gym. On a Friday night; a night I have reserved for sex, drinking, and mischief for the past 20 years.
    • This week, I met my new tiny baby nibling for the first time and they're per-fection ❤️
    • Perfect Guy is now kinda my boyfriend 🥰
    robyneatseverything, to animals
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    I swear her ears are growing

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    Every single day, there's a report that's even more horrific than the last, a deathtoll that's more catastrophic, human lives being devastated, and yet it continues, as does our complicity.

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    @Starcross It's a horrible feeling, but we absolutely should keep being angry, and speaking out, and protesting. I know it's all a bit pointless, but it's something.

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    @Starcross Me too, I'm going to try and come down to London for the 9th

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    Had to buy a new washing machine because the last one literally caught on fire*, and I'm feeling completely worn down by the demands of adulthood and I'm off to live in the woods, see ya 🖐

    *just a little one

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    Since I'm currently not using my uterus for anything, it feels unfair that it can't be additional storage space.

    robyneatseverything,
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    @lewdmachines "nature's pocket" ❤️

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    A great thing about today: Perfect Guy and I have started saying "I miss you" and adding ❤️ to messages

    A good thing about today: I recorded more audio for GOTN, which is always pure joy, and it's live here https://robyneatseverything.com/please-can-i-wank-about-you/

    A not so good thing about today: those periods of debilitating blankness where you just sit and stare into space because you physically can't do anything else

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