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Cher, heart of stone

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Fuck hp, fuck brother, and fuck all of them, they all do it

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Worse, they make printing in black only without colors anywhere from impossible to infuriating, depending on how much you’re willing to put up with.

And yeah, you get one use of a non brother cartridge, then it’s “empty” permanently.

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And they’ll burn through yellow during “cleaning” to make it even worse

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N’est ce pas un sasquatch

Forgive the spelling of any French, I’m working from memory

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That’s it! Thank you :)

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That scene was brutal

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When yo video budget is about tree fitty.

Pretty good despite that :)

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The trooper, iron maiden

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I’m still mad he didn’t get the medal of honor for his actions.

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Bark at the moon, Ozzy

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Well, I can’t fake a creampie, so there’s that. We’re married and willing to have a kid if it happens, so no condoms or other birth control (yay!)

But, I’m disabled, so there’s times where we reach the point where pain makes the orgasm not worth it from me (luckily, she is able to achieve such quickly and easily with good technique).

We’re honest about such things. She knows it’s just my body not having the stamina it used to, not anything about her. So, if we hit the half hour/45 minute mark, and the pain is preventing it, we switch to getting her one last one (if she wants) through whatever methods she’s in the mood for, and then just cool off and cuddle.

But, yeah, I’ve always been open about that kind of thing. If I’m close enough to a person to be having sex with them, I’m not going to lie to them about anything. I’ve never been able to do quickies at all, and I’m up front about that, even with short term partners. Life is too short to bullshit through human interactions like that.

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Amon Amarth ftw!

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I hereby encourage anyone encountering him to slam him as well.

Literally though. If possible, off the top of a cage and through a table, but at least a decent scoop slam.

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In an ideal world :)

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Steam client?

Homie, you moving goalposts like crazy there. Go back and look at your meme

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Ahh, I see, you’re just being a dick troll. Sorry to have bothered you

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Like gramathy said, safety openers are just to make it difficult to use the tool wrong. Regular can openers are designed to do the same thing, but it isn’t as obvious and limited in the design.

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What? It in no way works better. It’s faster, and takes less attention, but the edges they give are crap, and don’t last well.

Even the workshop belt systems aren’t better than stones.

Hell, if you want to factor in damage to the knife, any of the motorised home sharpeners are horrible. Until you get into stuff like a tormek, you’re heating the edge as you work, and that means you have to sharpen sooner, which can reduce the life of the knife by years over time.

I’m not saying you can’t do what you want with your knives, but there’s too much actual data on the various sharpening methods to call any of the available electric sharpeners better by any criteria other than speed.

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This is true

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Absolutely not something I would have guessed. I have no clue how those lyrics made this image, unless the software was on LSD

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Why you used an amp link, I have no idea.

Here’s one without that junk

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I’m not sure this is unpopular. Unscheduled alarms of any kind decrease response to real alarms. It’s a thing.

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Fantasy, Earth Wind & Fire

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