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teahands

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Hobbyist solo gamedev. Currently working on a minimalist city builder project in Godot. Craft YouTuber in my other life.

She/Her, ND, reluctantly British.

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sinbad, to random
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Looking up guides on Elite Dangerous and constantly getting advice that says โ€œthe minimum you need to be effective is insert equipment with a price tag of 10 million creditsโ€ which is not that useful ๐Ÿ™„

Reminds me of the โ€œyou could buy a house if you stopped eating avocado toastโ€ line of financial advice

teahands,
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@sinbad Fwiw I found exploration to be by far the most lucrative early on, but then I don't really enjoy combat and do enjoy being out in the middle of nowhere with nobody bothering me, so ymmv.

teahands, to gamedev
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Can I #GameDev while watching #Snooker and ALSO the #Eurovision turquoise carpet?

I can certainly give it a good go.

(also, this is the most underwhelming turquoise carpet ever wtf)

jonikorpi, to random
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I wish you could sort of โ€œsubscribeโ€ to posts on Mastodon: get notified of replies without leaving a reply yourself.

teahands,
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@jonikorpi Would be handy. Usually I just bookmark things intending to remember and come back later, but you can imagine how often that works ๐Ÿ˜†

teahands,
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@jonikorpi It can be a fun surprise for Future You trying to remember why you bookmarked it. But yeah not much use beyond that lol

teahands, to random
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Met quite a few people new to Mastodon this week, so PSA: we have a culture of accessibility here and adding alt text to your media is very important.

Many of us won't boost your posts without it, and of course you're preventing a lot of people from enjoying your posts which is the whole point!

If you didn't realise, don't worry, we were all new sometime ๐Ÿ™‚

(also if you don't do it, your post gets outlined in red in my feed and makes me sad, please don't make me sad ๐Ÿ˜ข)

teahands,
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@grumpygamer Yeah I've forgot a couple times (usually while drunk!). I know there's a bot somewhere that does reminders but having the red outline on mine is enough to get a quick heads up and go edit it.

upmultimedia, to godot
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Oh no for the first time I did an Internet search for something godot related and I got a low information SEO godot course sales page instead of open source documentation. It was a good clean run for six years :(

#godotengine #foss

teahands,
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@upmultimedia It was inevitable ๐Ÿ˜ž

teahands, to gamedev
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During the week I work in my "normal" role as...checks notes...fibre craft influencer? And then I get to turn into #GameDev Michelle at weekends.

But this weekend we had a big three-day craft event, and I am completely knackered!

I'm also counting it as "working" all weekend, which means I'm now totally allowed to skive off for the rest of today and try to figure out how to make good low poly lighting in #GodotEngine, even though it's Monday.

rolls up sleeves

Let's get to it!

teahands, to devlog
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Devlog series slash indie game project recommendation for you.

Rob Lang. Clomper. A co-op game about navigating a giant steampunk ladybird through a desolate hellscape, for some reason.

Devlogs that are sarcastic, relaxing and educational all at the same time. Soothing british tones. And irises.

SO MANY irises.

It's worth a look, that's all I'm saying!

YT: https://www.youtube.com/@roblang
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2349380/Clomper/

teahands,
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@Craigp He did not but I'm laying the groundwork :D

teahands, to random
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Well, I did it. I made a "game" in three days without making myself ill in the process.

It's not a very good game, of course. It's supposed to be about the joys of being naughty and sharing candy around school, but in reality it becomes about the utter tedium of trying to track down one last student to throw candy at.

I do not recommend clicking through, but for the curious:

https://teahands.itch.io/pass-it-on

#LDJam #LudumDare

godotengine, to godot
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Some little birds told us there was a certain #LudumDare coming up ๐Ÿค

Sounds like THE opportunity to get your hands dirty with the #GodotEngine if you haven't already ๐Ÿ‘€

Tag us in progress updates if you do! And participants, assemble in the replies โฌ‡๏ธ

Power Rangers, assemble!

teahands,
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@godotengine This time last year was my first and so far only attempt at #LDJam, and I almost got my project over the line but ultimately gave up out of frustration with Unity being so slow.

So a couple weeks later I started learning Godot.

Not 100% sure yet if I'll be taking part this time (depends on the theme), but there would be something very pleasing about blasting through it with a Godot project this time around ๐Ÿ˜‰

psychicparrot42, to random
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    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 @JeremiahFieldhaven Could do a lot worse than Yorkshire as far as the basic teas go, tbf

    teahands, to random
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    I do not need to do Ludum Dare.

    I do not have the energy to do Ludum Dare.

    I should ABSOLUTELY NOT do Ludum Dare.

    ...

    But what if, tho ๐Ÿ‘€

    #LudumDare #LDJam

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    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 I had one where it turned out someone had already made it before me, but it was so niche and badly-received that it hadn't turned up in my initial research.

    And all the fundamental "cool" ideas I thought were going to make my game so unique were exactly the things all the reviews on Steam were complaining about.

    Dodged a bullet there I think!

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    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 Heyyyyy, some of us live on here!

    teahands, to gamedev
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    Before I break everything again to refactor some bits ready for the next feature, proof that we have in fact come a long way from the gliding T-Posers earlier this week.

    (and also the bees)

    #GameDev #ScreenshotSaturday #GodotEngine #CityBuilder

    Video clip of my hex-based city building game. Citizens are now actual human-looking models, with varying hair, clothes and skin tones. They walk around the city instead of gliding in a t-pose. At dusk, their headlamps turn on they continue on about their night!

    teahands, to gamedev
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    Tried to fix a relatively minor bug with my citizen movement when they were turning corners.

    Did not expect this.

    Video clip of my hex-based, low poly city builder. The citizens are completely ignoring the path and instead flying erratically all over the city. Somehow they still get to their destination but it's unclear how.

    SirLich, to godot
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    First contribution to #godotengine merged โœŠ

    teahands,
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    @SirLich Noice

    psychicparrot42, to random
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    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 How dare you call me out in public like this

    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 Console log for life!

    runs away

    teahands, to gamedev
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    Last night I, the woman who in four whole years of has never even managed to join a team for a game jam, dreamt that I started an indie studio full of grumpy old sarcastic part-time devs and we just churned out really tiny, niche weird games every few months.

    You ever wake up from a dream and you're just so sad it wasn't real?

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    teahands,
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    @grumpygamer It was more the contrast of me being unable to organise a team for one after four years of trying, against the ease of building a whole studio in my dreams ๐Ÿ˜‚

    But yes I imagine you've had more than enough to be getting on with without rolling around in the ridiculous (fun, but ridiculous) muck of jam culture!

    teahands,
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    @psychicparrot42 I fear everyone is missing the part where such a venture wouldn't actually come with a salary ๐Ÿ˜…

    But tbh we should do it anyway. Just a collective of grumpy old Fedi weirdos teaming up with each other for little projects and helping cross-promote all the games under our umbrella.

    teahands,
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    Trying to convince husband that "I think I accidentally started an indie #GameDev studio today" isn't as alarming as he thinks.

    teahands,
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    @wawe Haha, thank you for the totally responsible advice ๐Ÿ™

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