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lukito, to random
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Thinking about the time I taught English to Spanish speakers and this one guy who thought he was the absolute tits at speaking English despite only having moved to England two months before with no previous experience in the language pronounced Nigel Farage as “Nee-khell Fa-ra-gay.”

thatmanmatt,
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@taber @lukito the trivial act of making “one” a plural would simplify a whole raft of time-countdown-display code.

thatmanmatt, to animals
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thatmanmatt,
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Not content with chewing the tips, now he’s yanking whole blades of grass out.

And then getting them stuck in his teeth.

A tabby cat sat under a balcony bench. A blade of grass dangles from his mouth. He has a resigned expression and a tiny tongue blep.

ainmosni, to Netherlands
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So, the #Netherlands now has selected a prime minister for its new fashy govt. The new PM is not part of any party, and headed up the intelligence agency and the anti-terrorist agency. That doesn't sound foreboding at all...

thatmanmatt,
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@ainmosni if it’s the “official” specimen test, then yeah it’s not at all difficult.

I’d totally fail the British one.

taber, to random
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TIL hippos are fat dolphins with legs?????

thatmanmatt,
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@taber related: hyraxes are related to elephants, manatees and dugongs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrax

thatmanmatt,
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@taber yup. More fun facts:

• the hyrax is physically incapable of regurgitation

• male hyraxes lack a scrotum

• the largest known extinct hyrax, Titanohyrax ultimus has been estimated to weigh 600–1,300 kilograms (1,300–2,900 lb), comparable to a rhinoceros.

• in Leviticus they are described as lacking a split hoof and therefore not being kosher.

taber, to random
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is it really that me espresso tho

thatmanmatt,
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@taber imagine unlocking your phone and this is what you see.

thatmanmatt,
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@taber tbh I’m more wondering how the Stocks app came to be there.

taber, to random
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have decided that I would like to visit some sort of amusement park this summer

thatmanmatt,
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@taber how about a tropical island themed water park in a former airship hangar that is the biggest free-standing hall in the world, in Brandenburg, Berlin’s least favourite and only neighbouring state?

https://www.tropical-islands.de/en/entdecke-die-tropen/unsere-attraktionen/tropical-world-gebiete

thatmanmatt,
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@brad @taber Taytos are how you know you’ve met a real Irish person. They will tell you how much better they are than Walkers.

taber, to random
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the big reason Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" is hitting so correct right now is that we are on-ramping to summer and it is (a) the first Pool Song of the year and (2) it is extremely fucking gloriously stupid and we have been deprived of that lately in pop so we are craving it badly

thatmanmatt,
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@taber minus one point for not going with expresso and sending everybody out of their minds.

repeattofade, to random
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youtube trying to make me do age verification to watch something when i'm using an account that is almost 18 years old

thatmanmatt,
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@repeattofade Google should never have been allowed to buy DoubleClick either.

thatmanmatt,
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@ainmosni @repeattofade I guess the FTC will always do what's best for Uncle Sam.

taber, to random
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@ Eureka Springs, Arkansas 🏳️‍🌈

thatmanmatt,
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@taber what is this buckle ensemble? :ablobcatrave:

taber, to random
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let Google direct me somewhere to get a haircut and wound up sitting awkwardly in this try-hard ass waiting room in a strip mall in Buckhead, Atlanta, Georgia just bros hanging out playing billiards at the hair salon give me a BREAK

thatmanmatt,
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@taber what does happen if bucks go out in 1st round?

taber, to random
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am once again asking why we, the children of Israel, are Like This

thatmanmatt,
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@taber do the crackers come with or..?

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