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thatmanmatt, to random
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I need a way to remember how mnemonic is pronounced.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt a mnemonic has one collar but two sleeves

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt wait no that's not necessary

thatmanmatt, to random
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My “special offers” as listed by the Zalando app:

• air force one sneakers
• socks
• socks
• socks
• sweatpants shorts
• multipack t-shirts
• socks
• socks
• socks
• air jordan trainers
• tommy hilfiger slip-ons
• multipack t-shirts…

… wait, rewind a bit: tommy hilfiger slip-ons? 🤢 never in my life would I have thought of, searched for, clicked on or in any other way desired these.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt the more I see Tommy Hilfiger's logo plastered everyheckingwhere, the less likely I am to purchase anything from them, ever.

thatmanmatt, to animals
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thatmanmatt,
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Not content with chewing the tips, now he’s yanking whole blades of grass out.

And then getting them stuck in his teeth.

A tabby cat sat under a balcony bench. A blade of grass dangles from his mouth. He has a resigned expression and a tiny tongue blep.

noodlejetski,
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@thatmanmatt it's a fashion thing you wouldn't understand

thatmanmatt, to random
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Hey @ivory, any plan to apply mute rules to the iOS widget? It’s a bit disconcerting to have rules in place in the app and then see a post in the widget that one really doesn’t want to.

ivory,
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@thatmanmatt In the future sometime. Just low priority as it's a bit of work and we have way more important things to do right now.

thatmanmatt, to random
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taber,
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@thatmanmatt that is that me espresso alright!!!

thatmanmatt, to random
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Is there any other language in the world that on-the-regular allows triple-consonants?

z.B.: triple-f in Binnenschifffahrtsstraße

ainmosni,
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@thatmanmatt I'd guess every language that allows compound words. Dutch does this as well.

thatmanmatt, to random
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Recently I’ve seen “hair salons” named Tabor and Taher so I’m just going to assume that @taber will join the market soon.

taber,
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@thatmanmatt this is fun, Tabor is a common Latin transliteration of the Hebrew, and Taher a closely related Arabic, so you’re seeing two semitic roots in play!

thatmanmatt, to animals
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futurebird,
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@thatmanmatt

Their arms aren't even attached to the rest of their skeleton. Sometimes it shows.

thatmanmatt, to random
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What does a 22€ AirBnb “service charge" cover for a two-day stay in an off-season Baltic coast property, like, what exactly costs them 22€?

taber,
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@thatmanmatt the opportunity cost of the oilfish catch they forfeit

thatmanmatt, to random
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It came on shuffle and I’m reminded that Madonna once committed the lines “I like to singy singy singy, like a bird on the wingy wingy wingy” to tape.

taber,
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@thatmanmatt one thing about Madonna is she will sacrifice a lot of coherence in order to maximize her slay

thatmanmatt, to random
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In case you need to know, daylight savings time is only two months away.

thatmanmatt,
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@ainmosni I hope so. Although with the first apartment I had in Berlin it would have been a benefit.

Current apartment is practically soundproof.

ainmosni,
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@thatmanmatt

Every time it messes my rhythm up. And I'm not sure if all my clocks changing DST automatically made it better or worse.

It used to be that I had to change all the clocks manually, which was a pain, but now I'm often confused about why I feel tired and why my cats are mad at me for half the day before I realise the clock changed.

thatmanmatt, to random
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People with coats and bags on the window seat while sitting in the aisle seat: we all see you, we all know the kind of cnut you are.

And we will force our way past you to sit on your stuff.

pjap37,

@thatmanmatt Please do. Don't forget to manspread your legs :blob_cat_sip_glare: Cheh!

thatmanmatt, to random
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Morning. We’re still in bed.

thatmanmatt, to random
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„Karotten nach Französischen Art“.

So… grated carrot then?

thatmanmatt,
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@pjap37 @chunshek @copperred I can only assume a blockade at my port of exit tomorrow 😜

pjap37,
thatmanmatt, to random
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Maybe he’s just not that into you 🤷🏼‍♂️

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