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thatmanmatt

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🇬🇧🇩🇪 Mostly anxious. Take seriously, occasionally. Keep in a warm, dry place, preferably horizontal. Do not remove rights.

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taber, to random
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TIL hippos are fat dolphins with legs?????

thatmanmatt,
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@taber related: hyraxes are related to elephants, manatees and dugongs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrax

thatmanmatt,
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@taber yup. More fun facts:

• the hyrax is physically incapable of regurgitation

• male hyraxes lack a scrotum

• the largest known extinct hyrax, Titanohyrax ultimus has been estimated to weigh 600–1,300 kilograms (1,300–2,900 lb), comparable to a rhinoceros.

• in Leviticus they are described as lacking a split hoof and therefore not being kosher.

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@taber ya girl made the British press ☕️

https://www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/may/04/sabrina-carpenter-how-the-espresso-singer-became-a-piping-hot-pop-prospect

taber, to random
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is it really that me espresso tho

thatmanmatt,
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@taber imagine unlocking your phone and this is what you see.

thatmanmatt,
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@taber tbh I’m more wondering how the Stocks app came to be there.

taber, to random
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have decided that I would like to visit some sort of amusement park this summer

thatmanmatt,
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@taber how about a tropical island themed water park in a former airship hangar that is the biggest free-standing hall in the world, in Brandenburg, Berlin’s least favourite and only neighbouring state?

https://www.tropical-islands.de/en/entdecke-die-tropen/unsere-attraktionen/tropical-world-gebiete

thatmanmatt,
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@brad @taber Taytos are how you know you’ve met a real Irish person. They will tell you how much better they are than Walkers.

taber, to random
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the big reason Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" is hitting so correct right now is that we are on-ramping to summer and it is (a) the first Pool Song of the year and (2) it is extremely fucking gloriously stupid and we have been deprived of that lately in pop so we are craving it badly

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@taber minus one point for not going with expresso and sending everybody out of their minds.

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youtube trying to make me do age verification to watch something when i'm using an account that is almost 18 years old

thatmanmatt,
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@repeattofade Google should never have been allowed to buy DoubleClick either.

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@ainmosni @repeattofade I guess the FTC will always do what's best for Uncle Sam.

taber, to random
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@ Eureka Springs, Arkansas 🏳️‍🌈

thatmanmatt,
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@taber what is this buckle ensemble? :ablobcatrave:

taber, to random
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let Google direct me somewhere to get a haircut and wound up sitting awkwardly in this try-hard ass waiting room in a strip mall in Buckhead, Atlanta, Georgia just bros hanging out playing billiards at the hair salon give me a BREAK

thatmanmatt,
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@taber what does happen if bucks go out in 1st round?

taber, to random
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am so pleased that the Swedes finally made a PC case

thatmanmatt,
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@taber does everything gaming related come with rgb überall these days?

thatmanmatt, to random
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Is there any other language in the world that on-the-regular allows triple-consonants?

z.B.: triple-f in Binnenschifffahrtsstraße

taber, to random
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hope you guys have some gay sex today

thatmanmatt,
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@taber what is that?

thatmanmatt,
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@taber oh good I’m not other people

taber, to random
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am once again asking why we, the children of Israel, are Like This

thatmanmatt,
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@taber do the crackers come with or..?

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thatmanmatt,
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@taber 🆗

thatmanmatt, to random
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Recently I’ve seen “hair salons” named Tabor and Taher so I’m just going to assume that @taber will join the market soon.

taber, to random
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horrified to report that Costco is stocking something special this season for all those Irish-Italian households

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thatmanmatt,
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@af @taber

  • since 1989.
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Until today we honestly had no idea that Dennis Waterman was once Queen of England

thatmanmatt,
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@25kV I guess Mary should have been more skilled at Photoshop.

taber, to random
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TIL that every time a Rivian car drives past my house, its key signature is recorded by my Home Assistant install 😆

thatmanmatt,
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@taber who knew that there were that many Rivians in the wild.

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Amazing how cats are always longer than they usually let on.

Closeup of a furry, deadly front paw, framed at the rear by a circular opening in the wooden cat perch.

taber, to random
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Java 21 is good

thatmanmatt,
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@taber something something virtual threads

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What does a 22€ AirBnb “service charge" cover for a two-day stay in an off-season Baltic coast property, like, what exactly costs them 22€?

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