thecalchemist

thecalchemist, 3 months ago to random

Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit

gavi, 5 months ago to random

whats a sleep schedule

the_etrain, 5 months ago to random

I don't get zoomies, I get scrollzies.

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Snails….

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

I worked at a subway for my first job years ago and now every time I spend any amount of time in one I feel like the smell reawakens from deep inside my pores

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

I did not enjoy going into work early today but I’m actually home while it’s still light out, so that’s a win I guess?

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Why doesn’t Thor get cosplay covers?

18+ nathanlovestrees, 5 months ago to random

Anyone know what these are? My guess currently is some kind of slug or snail eggs.

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Some werk selfies #selfie #ootd

A mirror selfie of a young man. He is wearing a backwards baseball cap, black glasses, and a black face mask. His long sleeve shirt is dark grey with black sleeves. He is wearing small black earrings and a long black pendant. He is holding his rainbow-colored phone in one hand and peering off in that direction.

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

How do we not have business cards to give out lol

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

At work an hour earlier because of the holidays. I hate retail

yesjohn, 5 months ago to random

i am awake!!!

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Banana bread in the oven :)

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Both the grocery store and the bodega were pumping WHAT IS LOVE? when I walked in, what’s the occasion?

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Mastodon is nice because I feel like I can post more organically instead of feeling obligated to because otherwise the algorithm will bury my account.

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Store owner is in today and though he’s being relatively nice my nerves are absolutely frayed lol

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

My bf put the sticker I got him on the microwave lol

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Sometimes I think about how my three snails are homeowners and I have to pay rent every month

thecalchemist, 5 months ago to random

Taking it easy today

autogynamelia, 5 months ago to random

"you don't have to share every funny thing you come across with everyone you know" ok but what if i want to