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gavi, to random

whats a sleep schedule

thecalchemist,

@gavi never heard of one

the_etrain, to random
@the_etrain@beige.party avatar

I don't get zoomies, I get scrollzies.

thecalchemist,

@the_etrain you know what they say about idle thumbs…

thecalchemist, to random

I did not enjoy going into work early today but I’m actually home while it’s still light out, so that’s a win I guess?

thecalchemist,

@gavi thank you, yours as well!

18+ nathanlovestrees, to random
@nathanlovestrees@disabled.social avatar

Anyone know what these are? My guess currently is some kind of slug or snail eggs.

thecalchemist,

@nathanlovestrees looks like snail eggs!

thecalchemist, to random
thecalchemist,

@antoniopicornell thank you!!

thecalchemist,

@alphonzs haha thanks! Chopper is best boy lol

yesjohn, to random
@yesjohn@mastodon.social avatar

i am awake!!!

thecalchemist,

@yesjohn hello!

thecalchemist,

@yesjohn I hope you have a great day handsome! :BlobCat_Flower:

autogynamelia, to random

"you don't have to share every funny thing you come across with everyone you know" ok but what if i want to

thecalchemist,

@autogynamelia literally why not try to spread joy amongst the people I know and love?

thecalchemist, to random

My bf put the sticker I got him on the microwave lol

thecalchemist,

@WanderingInDigitalWorlds haha if he’s happy I’m happy lol!

msbw, to random

Rendering your armpit nonexistent

thecalchemist,

@msbw thanks

chronomyst, to random
@chronomyst@jorts.horse avatar

Put lavender oil on your genitals, set them on fire, and enjoy the therapeutic saint.

thecalchemist,

@chronomyst if it burns you know you needed it

thecalchemist, to random

Playing Caves of Qud for the first time.

thecalchemist,

Ah, this is roguelike Dark Souls

yesjohn, to random
@yesjohn@mastodon.social avatar

i am feeling a little better after breakfast and a bit of pep talk 👍🏻

thecalchemist,

@yesjohn good to hear! You are capable, cute, and in control :blobhaj_tiny_heart:

18+ thecalchemist, to spiders

Garden spider in her web

18+ thecalchemist,

@sunflower it’s better than the black widow I found a couple of months ago lol

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