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JavaScript nerd.
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
You might know me as "Curvy and Trans"

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There is so much to unpack here…
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112464671722459748

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Snagtights is doing a short survey about buyers fashion interests. Would be a good thing if they heard from more trans people.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfij9VjrA7NLUZBH6XXtbJ2wlNYzqzCM9lL5WDk_B1XUXJS4w/viewform

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Defitime to change my default search engine. Any suggestions? Bing is doing the same shit, and I haven’t found its results to be much better than Googles. DDG is just bing results through a proxy. Kagi’s owner is also enamored with wasteful computing, so I’m not motivated to give them any money.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/google-search-adds-web-filter-as-it-pivots-to-ai-focused-search-results/?utm_brand=arstechnica

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Tomorrow I have to interview a job applicant about their React experience, and I'm looking at #React interview question guides.

They're bullshit, it's all absolutely bullshit. Most of it is just testing if someone knows the term for a particular pattern.

> What is the difference between a controlled and uncontrolled component

WHO CARES!? If you code it right it doesn't fucking matter!

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I’ve never understood how this sort of thing happens. How does one guy in a gym shower signal to another guy in a gym shower, “hey, want me to give you a wank?” Is there some secret gay hand signal that everyone else is oblivious to?
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112451459621105934

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“We learned in grade school that boys are boys and girls are girls.”

“Well they also taught you about the soviet union, but we don’t still think of Kyiv as Russian— wait, you probably do… Well they taught us about Yugoslavia, but we don’t still think Kosovo belongs to— ah shit, you would, wouldn’t you. Well they taught us Taiwan was— GOD DAMMIT.”

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It's a "Metallica at full volume" kind of day.

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I specifically wrote a section about this in the GDB because so many transfems get slammed with internalized guilt and self doubt over it. This exact phenomenon reinforced so much transmisogyny in myself, growing up. It’s why AGP is so nefarious, because it digs under our skin and goes right after one of our greatest insecurities.

Fuck Ray Blanchard! The man wouldn’t know female arousal if it happened right in his fucking face.

https://www.tumblr.com/twippedtronic/750331073229209600/i-specifically-wrote-a-section-about-this-in-the

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Is Kagi (the search site*) worth it? 300 searches doesn’t seem like much when I frequently go through a dozen different keyword combinations to try to find obscure coding problems. Does their search actually work?

  • I’m old enough to remember the name Kagi as a shareware payment platform
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Ya love to see it.

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We just watched Mitchells vs the Machines, which if you haven't seen is very enjoyable, but near the end of the movie I made a comment about how the movie had a very similar feel to the Spiderverse films.

Spouse scoffed and said "they're nothing alike!"

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! ITS THE SAME WRITERS AND PRODUCER

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Our local Chik-fil-a just built a roof over their drivethru so that the staff aren’t in the sun and rain. I assume they’re gonna put solar on it, as well.

CFA’s owners are scum of the earth, but wow is this company intelligently run, every drivethru should do this. It probably pays for itself in the first year.

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I worked at Borders book store for two years. After that, I worked at Pacific Threatres for three years.

One day, while in the box office, the phone rang and I absentmindedly answered it “Borders Books and Music, how can I help you?”

The customer didn’t even noticed, but my manager cracked the fuck up.
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112354256714921462

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continues to impress the shit out of me. It was snowing, and the snow collected on the surface of a pond. As I walked through the pond, the snow was displaced and left a trail behind me.

This is such an astounding attention to detail. They didn't have to do this, it would have been perfectly acceptable video game behavior if it ignored me.

Another angle on the previous image.

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It’s like a room full of DC villains… He is literally Lex Luthor. His wife sounds like Tilde from Horizon Forbidden West.
https://dair-community.social/@timnitGebru/112329743209523481

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How many San Francisco landmarks can you recognize from this one vantage point?

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My original birth certificate listed two first names, because my mother liked one name and my father liked another.

Everyone called me by my mom’s preference until I was 4yo, when I decided I liked the other name better and insisted everyone used it. My mom was disappointed, but accepted it.

When I transitioned and changed my name again, she refused to use it. It took six years before I heard my name from my mother’s lips, and even still she avoids it.

Pure bigotry.
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Transfems in the UK, does the UK actually have micronized bioidentical progesterone? The kind that comes as oil in a gelcap?

I know doctors refuse to prescribe it, but the pictures I’ve seen of what you get when they DO prescribe it have looked different from this.

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I cannot believe that trace explorer doesn't have a fucking NOT operator. There is no way to filter for values that do NOT match a value.

How do you fuck up search this bad, google, you are a search company!

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GNU Terry Pratchett

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Feeling ill this morning, so we got McDonalds delivered, which they run through ubereats.

I have never had an ubereats delivery go correctly, and this was no exception. Guy arrives with the food and just stands there at my door. Didn’t ring the bell, didn’t follow the directions to leave it there and go. He texted me that he was there and I had to tell him to leave it behind.

Do they just do a shit job training these people, or is the app fundamentally broken at giving drivers instructions?

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@rick oh gawd, Faro. Pharaoh. I can’t believe I didn’t see that pun coming.

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I want a way to get visual information into my neurocortex without having to open my eyes and process light, so that I can read my phone at night when my senses are too tired to work but my brain just. will. not. turn. off.

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Eighteen years ago I took a girl on a date, got stuck in traffic for three hours, talking the entire time, and never actually made it to our destination. We ended up cuddling at my house instead.

We got married three and a half years later.

Still together today.

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