volkswagenchick

volkswagenchick, 8 months ago to drupal

Part of being a good leader is stepping down gracefully. I have been trying to step down from the SF #drupal community for 2 years.

I learned that BADCamp's hackathon will be hosted & sponsored by Pantheon.

I was not graceful. I left immediately, not caring about a replacement.

Pantheon's Acceptable Use Policy does not align with my values as long as Pantheon continues to provide services to Alliance Defending Freedom & other recognized hate groups.

Hatred of any form is unacceptable.

volkswagenchick, 1 year ago to random

this kinda sucked today
https://www.redhat.com/en/blog/message-red-hat-associates-today

volkswagenchick, 8 months ago to random

My girlfriend at work is a pro at subtle sarcasm. You don't even know you've been insulted until much later when you rehash the conversation.
Needless to say, I have asked her for tutelage in the ways of offensive mockery.....

volkswagenchick, 8 months ago to drupal

The conduct and lack of tolerance, inclusion, and support of others in the Drupal community that an appointed DA Board Member, expressed on LinkedIn today is appalling.

I ask that his membership on the board be immediately reevaluated and revoked.

Hatred of any form is unacceptable.

I have the privilege of being able to contribute to #Drupal without paid sponsorship. My psychological safety is important, and I ask the our leadership provides that.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230921181831/https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7110648424521211904/

volkswagenchick, 9 months ago to random

My skirts are getting tight again, which has brought me to a crossroad.
Do I diet and exercise or give up, and buy a deep fryer and start wearing skirts with stretchy waistbands?

volkswagenchick, 10 months ago to random

I just deleted my Twitter X account.

Why? Cuz I could and it is a dumpster F*** of a social platform anyway.

volkswagenchick, 28 days ago to random

Everyone talking about personal growth and what they did this past year to better themselves during these weird times.

I rediscovered how much I love shrimp tacos.

volkswagenchick, 11 months ago to random

So apparently 48 is not the age kids stop cutting their bangs if they find scissors.

volkswagenchick, 10 months ago to random

My neighbors have an unreasonable amount of hostility toward zucchini.

volkswagenchick, 9 months ago to random

I just realized that a “this is not a” Fugazi sticker on a gold Lexus is my generation’s equivalent of a dead head sticker on a Cadillac.

volkswagenchick, 11 months ago to random

I cried a few times today while scrolling LinkedIn...

Some of my most favorite people at Pantheon lost their jobs a few months ago, and more lost their jobs today.

A Drupal core mentor and maintainer lost their job today...

The. Whole. Red Hat. Shit. Show.

Where is corporate citizenship? Where is commitment to open source?

volkswagenchick, 10 days ago to random

What good is voice recognition if during a heated game of Scrabble it won't recognize the word 'smegma?'

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

Anybody ever read "The Stranger" by Camus??
What a stupid book.
That's 5 hours of my life I will never get back.

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

I could have sworn I felt a baby moving around in my belly.
After 2 kids my body now recognizes Taqueria Vallarta burritos as a pregnancy.

volkswagenchick, 10 months ago to random

Just think of all the valuable time that I have saved in my life by entering :59 instead of 1:00 on the microwave when I heat up my coffee.
However, I probably used it all up by typing that sentence.

volkswagenchick, 10 months ago to random

How do you know when you're done half-assing something?

volkswagenchick, 4 months ago to drupal

The call for volunteers is open for @DrupalConEUR

There are still spots open on the programming team on the Open Web and Community Track. I would love to have some more voices represented in programming decisions.
Join me!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe19Uyjx_uY0Y72IaKACJiydWDJ_lXtkI9mLMnqOQcwdqP6EQ/viewform #Drupal #DrupalConEU

volkswagenchick, 11 months ago to random

On the road for an afternoon with a dear old friend -
Me: "You are not even listening to me. Helllloooooohhhh??? Dude. Seriously. I'm talking to you. Stop gawking at your phone. We never talk anymore." Pouts.

Two minutes later, he starts asking me a question.

Me: "Shut your trap. No talking. Fugazi is on."

What? It's Fugazi. Unless you are singing along...ONE TWO THREE REPEATER...face hole is closed.

volkswagenchick, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

Technical editing in a community

Thanks to Seth for sharing his insights about technical editing for a new community website about open source.

https://technicallywewrite.com/2024/01/29/sethkenlon

technically we write . com

volkswagenchick, 8 months ago to random

YES!!! 605 Followers is the exact amount I need to power my mind control machine.

Do not be surprised when you all start nakedly punching yourselves in the face.

volkswagenchick, 7 months ago to random

Hey, anybody know of a relatively easy to use, open source, fantasy map generator?

volkswagenchick, 25 days ago to random

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, your air buds will eventual end up in the toilet...if they haven’t already

volkswagenchick, 10 months ago to random

Do I even want to know?

#WhatNowRedHat

volkswagenchick, 9 months ago to random

Why are so many rad girls married to complete loser assholes?? Why does auto correct on my cell insist that 'fuck' is 'duck', but then accepts 'amazeballs' as valid? Why do I only own DocMArtins or flip flops? Why are my children such dorks?

These questions are not rhetorical....I demand answers.

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

Anyone ever opened their Shazam app in time?