vozercozer, 9 days ago to random

gyatt morning fedi :3

vozercozer, 14 days ago to random

mf cant tell me this linux shit too hard when you gotta CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 to invert your scroll wheel

vozercozer, 15 days ago to random

wait wtf when was neofetch discontinued? i didnt even consider that was a thing that could happen?

what is there to use now

vozercozer, 19 days ago to random

@ivory my timeline occasionally freezes up and doesn’t load new posts for hours at a time. Ivory is a great app, but this has become frequent for the past weeks or so. a couple of people on this instance have experienced the same issue. other apps load posts just fine, along with the website.

been a huge fan since Ivory was in its testflight days, it a shame that every now and then that i cannot use it.

vozercozer, 21 days ago to random

tim cook’s tone of voice sounds like AI ngl

vozercozer, 27 days ago to random

athesits when they accidentally .. say.. " OH MY EVOLUTION!!!"... and they hav... to stop what they doin to .. ask !! CHARELS DARWIN !!! for forgiveness

vozercozer, 27 days ago to random

https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/ hey i really like this article

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

do you think @NumbersCanBeFun thinks that letters can be amusing

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

nya

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

Q: Least favorite number?

A: Let me tell you, there's a lot of numbers-- almost too many of them. And some of those? Some of those I think about quite a lot. Some of them are great, some of them are pretty bad-- and those that are bad, they're very, very bad. Very bad numbers out there. Having to choose a least favorite number would be ignore the fact that, there is more than just one bad number. There's quite a lot of them. And that's what the numbers want, they want us to think about a single bad number, but we have to go after all of them. Every single number.

re: https://retrospring.net/@vozercozer/a/112334239092115637

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

what linux users don’t realize is that windows users actually don’t mind how shitty their $139 bloat filled ad ridden inconsistently designed operating system is. until linux comes preinstalled on a majority of computers and has a giant mechanical arm that comes out and punches you in the dick for even suggesting to change your defaults, the majority of users will not switch to funny penguin

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

oh no... .. im a @verge reply guy.... :neocat_blush:

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

ok i need to turn this shit off

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

pov: you're about to see a really bad hot take on an apple-focused blog site

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vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

• we're gonna make the best version of Super Mario World
• it's gonna have a map with a list of levels that lets you teleport around to different stages so you don't have to manually walk everywhere
• you're gonna be able to play as luigi, and he's gonna have his own seperate spirte, he's going to able to jump higher, spit fireballs differently, and control yoshi uniquely from mario
• there's more yoshi coins, when you collect them all, you get peach coins
• there's cut scenes that make the story feel more lively

and we're going to make all of these inprovements on the fucking gameboy advance, with shitty music, a horribly cropped camera, and annoying sound effects. also the colors are faded to compensate for the lack of back light

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

“game mode” is the modern day “turbo button”

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

I randomly woke up and remembered this, so I have to post it. This is a screenshot from when I was still in my senior year of high school in 2020/2019. I was tasked in my forensic science class to choose a side on the O.J. Simpson trial and make a defense for it.

I went with the defense for O.J. Simpson because I thought it would be funny

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

what the fuck no i want both??? like, give me a raise, but also like, pet me every now and then and tell me what a good job im doing, but also pay me more???

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

i wanna see them both in a room together

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vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

>finds a website i will never go on again
>spends hours making a userstyle for it because im "motivated to show that this can be done better"
>wasted an entire afternoon on spite

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

girl named April Fool who sucks at making jokes and her pranks never work out the way she wants them to, but everyone loves her anyways because she’s a silly little thing

and also she’s got the HUGEST—-

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

@ivory would you consider a setting that allows you to set posting in a specific mode (Public, Unlisted, Followers, Private) by default?

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

im gonna hug every single one of you

all of you

come here

vozercozer, 1 month ago to random

alcoholics anonymous gaming

vozercozer, 2 months ago to random

peach looks stoned as shit rn