Funkmaster-Hex

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Funkmaster-Hex,

Best reply imaginable.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Hell is one of my favorite songs. I love clowncore. That's the only reason I'm here TBH. Some jugalo chick doesn't really rock my boat.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Gramps idk what asshole eyes even means but whoever that was has lived rent free in your head for 43 years. Let it go, I'm sure you're a lovely person with great eyes.

4ish years ago when I bought a house I was convinced not to get a house inspection, would it be crazy to get one now just to make sure it's all good?

Was 25 and super nervous, so when the realtor was like “oh yeah they just check for basic stuff, but I looked around and it looks great” I was like “Oh okay, this is so astronomically expensive every penny saved is good…”...

Funkmaster-Hex,

I was saved by an inspection as well. Not to pile on but you should just get it done OP. Also FUCK YOUR REALTOR (they're very sleazy/immoral - you should not have coitus with them). There are several reasons why realtors hate inspections and any good realtor will insist you get one.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Bump. This is a good idea. Successful checks can make the cultists think they're worth more than they are too, turning it into a cultists greed angle.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I fully agree. The last Jedi was a joyless cash grab but at least they got the theme set right.

Funkmaster-Hex,

The Road and Angela's Ashes. Actually, unless it's a comedy or a cartoon saloon production most Irish movies fall into this category. I'm thinking of the wind that shakes the barley, black 47, Michael Collins, the crying game, and kind of on in the name of the father. There are many more.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I don't think you can get more genuine than a south Florida gator wrassler speed balling meth in his taint while voting against his own interests. Genuine does not equal intelligent or bestow leadership abilities.

Funkmaster-Hex,

This looks like a herd of sheep straight from "Shaun the Sheep". I would fully embrace this.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I find this to be discrimination against the follicly challenged.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Bruh... your username. Just perfect for this post.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I second this. We have a very similar situation. I will note that I've begun using a "carrot" approach as well as the stick. I now keep relatively cheap and fun crafts and electronics around. Cleaning a room and helping out will earn them a fun craft and that seems to work REALLY well lately. If you know how to solder you can buy a bunch of cheap but fun kits that you can do with them and reward them with as prizes. Today's (if they are compliant and helpful) is an FM radio. I do bigger ones if they do more, and I expect more on a weekend.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Straight cis dude here. Nana brought out the special cookies and some bitchin dress up clothes (including a top hat). Tea parties rock no matter what your orientation.

Funkmaster-Hex,

There's a pretty good op-ed by Steve Krakauer in the Hill today: https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4470311-jon-stewart-is-about-to-learn-a-hard-truth-about-the-state-of-media-and-culture/amp/ but I'm not sure you will agree with the stance. I think it captures the issue pretty well though.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Agreed. Not really for kids though. It has a different vibe. I liken it to a tamer version of Animal Crossing v. Cult of the Lamb.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Hearing loss my dude. Army. Necessity is the mother of invention. It makes date night fun with my partner though. I can read and sign remote convos to her and sometimes that's spicy/fun. It's not perfect but I can usually follow the thread. More so if the target is animated/angry/excited. Unfortunately the best ones are the hardest. We love the first date awkward convos, the public breakups, and admissions of guilt but those tend to be subdued and difficult. When you get them though it is choice.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I've done the opposite. I actually had a great template for parenting, I just didn't appreciate it. Cheating on my wife? Nah. Coaching baseball and getting involved? Yes. Playing games? Yes. Drunkenly abusing everyone I know? Not so much. I take special interest in my kids interests. I teach them what I know. When they're older I plan to help them financially. Just because your parents sucked doesn't mean they didn't show you what to do. And the best part is: I know what drove me far away from them. I plan to foster an environment where my kids want me around when I'm old. Turns out parenting is kinda fun when you're not a complete piece of shit.

Funkmaster-Hex,

I'm sure you'll be fine. My therapist actually showed me what a great template I had. It sucked to live through and I don't speak to my folks, but "literally doing everything different" is a super viable plan that freaking works man. I was at the library with my 8 year old the other day thinking "damn, I never once went to a public library. Sure honey, get another 5 books. Comic books too."

Funkmaster-Hex,

Chase the Craft/Still it or Gavin Webber/the Curd Nerd.

Funkmaster-Hex,

Yeah. My wife just got a completely new career because of this. 13 years and a master's degree but she was paid fuckall so we said screw it.

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