tygerprints

@tygerprints@kbin.social
tygerprints,

I have the same thing. Sort of. I mean I don't make the first move because of crippling social anxiety also, and I hate to say it, but it just gets worse when you get older.

The only good thing is, as you get older you stop worrying about it as much. You develop a more "it is what it is" attitude about everything.

tygerprints,

Sad and perverse, but true. If it was you or I facing such charges, we'd already have been screwed, boo'ed, tattooed, and tossed into jail years ago without hesitation. But this is trump, and he is truly wonderful and magical.

tygerprints,

I think that's very true, we are forcing on ourselves the evolution toward evil as a prime characteristic for success. Especially in the political world, where nowadays candidates don't even try to hide the fact that they are white nationalists or bigots, knowing they can get into positions of power just by being such people.

In Utah our governor just declared that "Diversity and inclusion are the worst evils mankind has ever known." If that isn't a symptom of a sick culture hell bent on driving itself toward extinction, I don't know what is.

tygerprints,

I keep hoping for that also. I mean how many Big Macs does it take to get that to happen already??

tygerprints,

Doomerism definitely has its advantages, such as always being right when things turn out as predicted.

tygerprints,

Well that's one good thing anyway, at least he did have to pay for that little indiscretion. But he still denies it ever happened.

I think he's a walking sinkhole, so - let's hope he just keeps going down more and more into his own insanity.

tygerprints,

I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.

tygerprints,

There is no child porn in Utah. Don't acknowledge it, and it simply ceases to exist. Of course banning teens from using social media at all is the obvious solution, and kids never think about sexual things or have such feelings. It's always liberal California-born adults trying to do things such as that to them. Most kids don't ever have any desire to grow up and have sex.

tygerprints,

I think I'm scared enough to go hide now myself. I'm not sure I want to know what the "pinky gourd' Thing is all about. But I'm a-scared.

Don't hug me.

tygerprints,

But drinking IS good for you and it DOES heal the body and give people superpowers. I'm all for people drinking themselves into a stupor because they will feel SO, so good from it. I really do encourage it and all the drug abuse that is humanly possible, it makes me feel good to see it, and I truly do support it all.

tygerprints,

I personally don't drink because of an allergy to alcohol, my body can't process it. I appreciate your concern for my health, but I'm doing great. I do support other people's alcoholism and drug use, because it feeds my business.

tygerprints,

Well of course it's possible I was being a might sarcastic in my comments - something that seems to escape people these days.

tygerprints,

Donk! I like being called a scallywag - it pleases my piratey soul. And no I don't drink alcohol and it's of course debatable whether my brain is destroyed but even if that is so, I have everything I need to enjoy my life completely. Who needs brain cells.

tygerprints,

Because, dear, what you people don't have the ability to grasp is just how deftly I manage to play with you and toy with you like a cat with a half-dead mouse. And in anticipation of what I already know will be your response - I love what I do and I get paid well for it in a way you could never understand.

tygerprints,

As I previously stated, it's because I love pressing your buttons and playing with you people. It's so easy to manipulate words to make you angry, and look how well it is working! You feel that anger and that hate bubbling inside you? It's because I can make you feel anything I want and you can call it a kink if you wish - you wouldn't be wrong. Let's just say, I get a lot out of doing this.

And if that isn't enough of a point for you, watch what happens to you in a couple of days. All I require is your continued invitation to play games.

tygerprints,

And some of us thrive on the vile scum that bubbles up within human beings when they are confused and manipulated. Is it wrong to do so? Even if it is, it pays me dividends you can't even imagine. I look forward to your, I'm sure, very well "composed" response.

tygerprints,

Wait I think I see two micro dots on that guys chest. Are they suggesting that men have nipples and engage in frantic hyena sex with monkeys here?? I'm appalled and offended by this image. I think this is child pornography. This is going to warp the minds of our kids. How can we ban this image from all future posts. I think this image is promoting pedophilia and naked aardvarking.

tygerprints,

Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.

Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.

Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.

tygerprints,

"Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.

tygerprints,

I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.

tygerprints,

Lobsterkey. Deliciously offputting and brillianty difficult to eat.

tygerprints,

Thanks, at last someone gets what I'm trying to do here! I do already get paid as a writer and my success seems to grow every moment of the day. It's always nice to hear from another fan!

tygerprints,

I need not do anything more. The needles I use are embedded in the actual words themselves, I never said it was a fast-acting poison. Better luck to you would be something that is no longer is a possibility.

tygerprints,

It's already started to happen. I never said it was a fast-acting poison. You have a lot of the sickness in you already.

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