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GossiTheDog,
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For those who aren’t aware, Microsoft have decided to bake essentially an infostealer into base Windows OS and enable by default.

From the Microsoft FAQ: “Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers."

Info is stored locally - but rather than something like Redline stealing your local browser password vault, now they can just steal the last 3 months of everything you’ve typed and viewed in one database.

video/mp4

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Copilot+ Recall has been enabled by default globally in Microsoft Intune managed users, for businesses.

You need to enable DisableAIDataAnalysis to switch it off. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/client-management/manage-recall

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

I got ahold of the Copilot+ software.

Recall uses a bunch of services themed CAP - Core AI Platform. Enabled by default.

It spits constant screenshots (the product brands then “snapshots”, but they’re hooked screenshots) into the current user’s AppData as part of image storage.

The NPU processes them and extracts text, into a database file.

The database is SQLite, and you can access it as the user including programmatically. It 100% does not need physical access and can be stolen.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Alright, lots of heavy discussions today, so let's talk about something silly!

What is a movie that always makes you laugh?

Personal pick:

Anything Mel Brooks, but Robin Hood: Men in Tights, it's just funny every time I watch it.

Joe_Hill,
@Joe_Hill@union.place avatar

@RickiTarr
More vintage, but “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” and “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” kill me.

My senior year in HS I had two lunch periods, and they showed films in the auditorium during the second one. After getting stoned with my buddies during the first period, I saw “Forum” during the second. My ribs ached when it was over. 50 years later, there’s some gags that still make me lol when I think of them.

Buster Keaton’s last film.

Peternimmo,
@Peternimmo@mastodon.scot avatar

@TLB73 @RickiTarr gosh, yes. I always enjoy a rewatch of A Shot in the Dark! The pre titles sequence doesn't even have Sellers in it, but it's ingenious https://youtu.be/NC_s4gyIqag?feature=shared

scudery, (edited ) French
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

Bon.
Pour mon piercing :

LivBu,
@LivBu@piaille.fr avatar

@scudery heing
G t pas o courant

milubo,
@milubo@mastodon.social avatar

@scudery @sknob

Le nombril des femmes de frigoristes.

Par la section cuivres de l' ecole
Georges Brass ENS

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

They have a handy map of where I’m going tomorrow 🙂

jon, (edited )
@jon@gruene.social avatar

Bike parking: build these. Just these. That’s it. These stands can accommodate any type of bike. And you can lock the frame to them.

Don’t build ones where only the wheel goes in. Don’t build anything where the mechanism can go wrong.

I know this is boring. But IT WORKS!

Edit: to those going “they can be cut and taped and bikes stolen” - I know. Do I care? No, not really. Tell me a type of rack that can’t be cut with an angle grinder!

pony,
@pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz avatar

@jon with the combination of very specific time and undefined date on year 2030, this reminds me of the old soviet joke that goes bit like "a man goes to the car store to buy a car, he pays for it and gets told, ok, come back in 5 years to collect your new vehicle; he pauses for a moment and asks, morning or evening? the clerk replies, does it matter? and the man says: yes, the washing machine repairman is also due on that day"

GottaLaff, (edited )
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

💥🔥

TO REPEAT,

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!!!!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

2/ SENTENCING ON JULY 11

heidilifeldman,
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff @stux a friend of mine texted: “the first step toward saving the country”. Perfect thought.

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

Welcome to today's thread - #CrossBorderRail South East Europe Day -02 26 May 2024 - Ravières - Montbard - Paris - Köln - Hamburg - Travemünde, onto night ferry Crossing these borders: Lille 🇫🇷 - Bruxelles 🇧🇪 HSL Aachen 🇩🇪 - Welkenraedt 🇧🇪 These borders on the borders map: https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#8/50.766/4.263 Today's routes on the routes map: https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#8/50.766/4.263

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

And @eco_amandine asked for a pic of the Buffon statue in Montbard. Voila!

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

This Eurostar PBKA train is full. The air conditioning is good enough to keep the temperature ok, but CO2 PPM is between 1000 and 1200. It’s circulating and cooling the same air. I can’t know if the air is adequately filtered, so the FFP2 mask is on tight.

Selfie of Jon wearing a 3M FFP2 mask. Bushes outside train window.

drq,
@drq@mastodon.ml avatar

Alright, I've been thinking. As we know, the default model of conversation on the Fediverse is a tree. Threads are directed graphs, each node is allowed multiple children and only one parent. Kinda like a filesystem. There are also (hash-)tags, but they are a bit meta and work across all conversations.

What if we upgrade it a little bit? What if we allow multiple parents to each node? What if you can reply to multiple posts? I miss this feature because sometimes, when I post something, I get similar replies from different people, and I'm forced to either answer both of them (which sucks, because duplication of effort) or reply to only one and leave all others unanswered, which spawns an offshoot conversation that is basically already over. This way, conversation may feel more like putting out little fires at times. So, instead I can just add all of those in one reply, and add more as they appear.

And it's not that hard to do. Just make in-reply-to a list, not a string.

dotterian,

@drq also thought about this. Even bought a domain for it and started coding, but then dropped, since developing for Fedi has many caveats which I'm just too scared to solve.
Depression and constant lack of free time also don't help.

@BigFoxBoss @iliazeus @mittorn

drq,
@drq@mastodon.ml avatar

@dotterian I know that feel, bro.

@iliazeus @mittorn @BigFoxBoss

vantablack,
@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol avatar

what if i wrote a series of blog posts about my personal history with the fediverse and how it has changed my life for the better

vantablack,
@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol avatar

FEDIVERSE ADVENTURES: Reflections On My Growth Alongside The Social Web

vantablack,
@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol avatar

it'll be a riveting tale of all my daring exploits

from the earliest days all the way to vantascape, fedipact, and becoming an instance admin

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

NEW: THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT IN THE TRUMP TRIAL.

dannotdaniel, (edited )
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff just wanted to say thanks for all your hard work on this laffy

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

13/ ON ALL COUNTS!!!

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

Welcome to today's thread - South East Europe Day -01 27 May 2024 - Arrival of night ferry, Malmö C - Stockholm, onto night ferry

Crossing these borders:
Only sea borders

These borders on the borders map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#6/57.534/15.535

Today's routes on the routes map:
https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/crossborderrail-all-the-borders_935041#6/57.534/15.535

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

How to say you have enough passengers for a tram but not the political will to build one. Malmö

remi,

@jon 100% agreed, I even went so far as to suggest "UI/UX" changes. I have yet to see them implement them… (they probably have millions of those terrible stickers in stock though)

And there are so, so, so many paper cuts like this all over the place at SNCF. It's a nightmare for anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of UX design, and real world experience of seeing those trains in use as a passenger.

https://x.com/RemiCardona/status/1699682767892582523

scudery, French
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

Eeeeehhh bah.

Croyez-moi, si j'ai réussi à résister tout le semestre à cet étudiant de master absolument terrifiant de charme qui me faisait des yeux doux (intéressés hein, probablement, mais c'est pas grave ça), VOUS POUVEZ RÉUSSIR AUSSI ET ARRÊTER DE COUCHER AVEC VOS ÉTUDIANTES DANS L'ENSEIGNEMENT SUPÉRIEUR MERCI

(Ceci était un message du comité d'éthique du zizi sexuel de l'enseignement supérieur)

mag,
@mag@piaille.fr avatar

@APDMS @scudery Faut mesurer en partant du pli, ou c'est "paquet compris"? 🤣
" Est-ce que vous pourriez ... s'il-vous-plait... juste ... ten... enfin, voila, euh .... le bout du ruban? Merci!)

Camille_Poulsard,
@Camille_Poulsard@mamot.fr avatar

@Kahte @uichelorraine @scudery @iamuppsala

C'est marrant, mais je cherche un produit ou une routine. Comme j'ai de l'apnée du sommeil, j'ai un masque toute la nuit sur le pif et ça assèche/abime ma peau.

Si quelqu'un à des conseils, je suis preneur.

uichelorraine, French
@uichelorraine@piaille.fr avatar

Depuis le temps que j'entends Foenkinos de partout, je me suis saisie de cette merde dans la bibliothèque.
Je pense qu'on va m'entendre hurler des insultes en araméen. 🥰❤❤❤

uichelorraine,
@uichelorraine@piaille.fr avatar

Donc voilà, j'en suis à "elle est triste et son patron essaye de la consoler" (LOL), j'ai lu 40 pages et après fallait que j'aille au kebab parce qu'il reste du beurre, du ketchup et des câpres dans le frigo et que ça fait pas un vrai repas.
Promis je vous raconterais la suite si je remets le nez là dedans.

vieveca,
@vieveca@toot.aquilenet.fr avatar

@VieilOgre @francescuG @MarSolRivas @uichelorraine @Looping
Ah c'est intéressant. Ptet que le secret c'est d'enlever la viande mais pas par conviction. Tu fais des trucs pour les pauvres où y'a pas de viande, c OK.
Tu fais des trucs sans viande pour les gens qui veulent pas de viande. Bim interdit.

AnthonyFStevens,
@AnthonyFStevens@mastodon.online avatar

Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis...

This is the choice. It's really that simple.

4th July

Vote 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

CloudyMrs,
@CloudyMrs@mastodon.scot avatar

@AnthonyFStevens Except for viewers in Scotland. #TheyBothAre

Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@AnthonyFStevens @soren @CloudyMrs this cartoon captures much of our attitude to Labour here. You would never get a hint of it from the BBC or other London media.

clive, (edited )
@clive@saturation.social avatar

People of Mastodon!

I'm researching the growth of ebikes ...

... in cities around the US

I've talked to many people who love them!

But also want to include the perspective of folks who have concerns ...

... i.e. about the speed and weight of ebikes in accidents with pedestrians or other cyclists, and the like

If anyone has thoughts they wanna share, ping me! I'm all ears: clive@clivethompson.net

Pass this along if you know anyone else with perspective they want to share

#fedibikes

eldubuu,
@eldubuu@mastodon.social avatar

@clive

Give a human a machine, any machine, and we transform from annoying low-speed assholes into dangerous high-speed assholes.

There is no machine on earth that fixes the problem of humans destroying everything in our path in pursuit of greater self-esteem….

meganL,
@meganL@mas.to avatar

@clive I am very much pro-e-bike and use them myself (cycled "acoustically" for years before I got osteoarthritis in the knees).

My concern is that car-centrists have looked at California's e-bike definitions and created what is essentially an electric Vespa without the regulations & training a Vespa driver would be subject to.

This stokes ire against cyclists & increases crackdowns on all e-cycle riders instead of drivers.

https://mas.to/@meganL/112306655028645630

Mikie1600, French
@Mikie1600@piaille.fr avatar

Bonjour! ^^ (Ou Bonsoir.) J'ai à nouveau envie de faire un fil de sondages Pokémon!
Cette fois-ci j'aimerais comparer la popularité des formes régionales avec celle de leurs formes originales!

Ce sera un très TRÈS long fil (le plus grand que je ferai je pense), dans l'ordre du pokédex. Car je trouve cela plus fun de mélanger les régions incluant de nouvelles formes, surtout qu'un certain pokémon en possède deux dans des régions différentes.
Le défaut c'est que ça va faire BEAUCOUP de pokémon de la 1G d'affilé, mais de toute façon il faudra bien qu'ils apparaissent! ^^'

On commence donc avec Rattata VS Rattata d'Alola!
Quel sera le meilleur rat?🐀

Artwork de Rattata d'Alola

Mikie1600,
@Mikie1600@piaille.fr avatar

@NemoJmeno J'ai fait éclore mon dernier œuf obtenu lors du Circuit Sinnoh et j'ai eu un Pachirisu! ^^
Très contente de compléter mon pokédex avec des régionaux, qui plus est avec Pachirisu qui est vraiment adorable, et m'a bien marqué comme j'ai commencé par la 4G. X)

NemoJmeno,
@NemoJmeno@piaille.fr avatar

@Mikie1600 Oh bravo !
C'est vrai qu'il est trop mignon Pachirisu. Même si mon préféré dans les simili-pikachu c'est Dédenne, je pense que je mettrai Pachirisu en deuxième 😁
(Ouh ça serait à faire ça : un sondage de qui est le plus apprécié des simili-Pikachu ! Et ensuite tous ceux qui ont voté autre chose que Dédenne je les sermonne 😤)
Tu dirais que c'est ton préféré toi ? ^^ C'est qu'en plus il a même eu son heure de gloire en stratégie le petit Pachirisu !

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