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jstatepost

@jstatepost@mstdn.social

🥥 Lifelong lefty;
#Underdog & #Undercat amigo;
#LGBTQIA+, #BLM, #NAFO ally;
Self-described #OkayBoomer;
Opinions are borrowed, typos are my own;
My humor punches up;
If "droll" describes you & you're up
for a #GeneralStrike, sit by me.
Enough #Linux Chi to mess up a desktop
PC & then need help fixing it.
Wuz weird, now #Neurodivergent.
#Mlems and #Bleps make my life worth living.
Phil is my proper noun.🥥

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stux, to random
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The humor :blobcatlaugh:

A dude paints over his nose to make it look like a smoll mouth. Puts on a bandanna to cover his mouth and results in a super funny face

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 He'd be fun to hang out with, Stux! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I somehow never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Would a woman feel safer in the woods with Ted Bundy or a teddy bear? 🥥

DemocracySpot, (edited ) to animals
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📷 Gus, after a bath this afternoon. He's extra shiny and happy!

#FediversalPictures #DogsOfMastodon

jstatepost,
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@DemocracySpot
🥥 Great seeing YOU again, Gus! 🥥

ElleGray, to random
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I'll never apologize for calling the letter z "zed." zee is a joke. no dignity there. it's the sound a hipster bee would make if he was stoned and trying to be cool

jstatepost,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Isn't Zed a villain from an old Superman movie? 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Well that's just poor planning.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Royals don't need bathrooms, Mr Facts.
They're better than us. 🥥

ElleGray, to random
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I think the bears are doing this on purpose. It looks like fun. Drugs, mosh pit, bungee jumping, trampoline. A forest rave

jstatepost,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Is the bear named Barry, Elle?
Did it go over the mountain?
Did it poo in the woods?
Was it following a woman in the forest?
So many questions,,, 🥥

DemocracySpot, to animals
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📷 Gus.

#FediversalPictures #DogsOfMastodon

jstatepost,
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@DemocracySpot
🥥 Hello, Gus, hope you're having a a wonderful dog day.
Pleez say hello to Eddie for me. 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Bradley libelz, Mr Facts! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost, (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Seriously, Mr Facts, "Finnegan's Wake''s the book James Joyce wrote by throwing darts.
"Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man," is actually an engaging read.
After "The Dubliners," an embittered Joyce turned his back on any attempt at readability, retaliating for having been given 2 first names, one of which was a woman's.
He could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. 🥥
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stux, to random
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:nkoWave: Hello and a good meowing everyone! :cat_hug_triangle: I'm still a little sick but getting vetter yay! :blobhappy:

Have a most wonderful day and stay safe ❤️ :blobcathearts: :blobcatsnuggle:

Washy the cat

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 Hope you're feeling much better soon, Stux. 🥥

RickiTarr, to random
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I wish there was any job I loved as much as Herding Dogs love Herding.

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 Eye had been thinking intensely in the early insomnia hours of this AM about just how diligently all working dogs seem to approach their tasks.
Eye, for one, have NEVER been as serious about a job as even the most casual working dog Eye have seen in my days, Ricki. 🥥

stux, to random
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Time to clean the world!

Roomba leaves the house and go further cleaning outside

jstatepost,
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@stux
🥥 When Roombas Go Wild. 🥥

dannotdaniel, to random
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England has a new Queen and her name is Victoria 🤩

jstatepost,
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@dannotdaniel
🥥 Right-wing British press already slut-shaming milkshake girl Victoria Thomas-Bowan for having published racy pix.
The now-famous milkshake hurler -- outed by press on the right -- is the Joan of Arc of our age for putting a cool beverage in the face of fascist Nigel Farage.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1907387/Nigel-Farage-Only-Fans-milkshake-arrest
Waiting to see if a GoFundMe goes up for Victoria so that Eye can donate. 🥥
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jstatepost,
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@cynthiarose @dannotdaniel
🥥 Now Eye CAN'T unsee the cat in that milkshake, Cynthia! 🥥
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lowqualityfacts, to random
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Incredible.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Big deal, Mr Facts. The letters aren't in alphabetical order. 🥥

stevesilberman, to random
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Here's Rupert Murdoch getting his usual fawning society-page coverage describing him as an "incorrigible romantic," rather than as "One of the most evil men alive, up to his neck in blood, responsible for the corrosion of democracies worldwide and the spread of medical misinformation that has killed millions." https://ca.style.yahoo.com/news/rupert-murdoch-marries-fifth-wife-121924735.html

jstatepost,
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@thepoliticalcat @stevesilberman
🥥 YOU just don't understand true LOVE, Political cat.
What gift did YOU send to the happy couple?
Raw sarcasm on the hoof. 🥥

jstatepost,
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@thepoliticalcat @stevesilberman
🥥 Eye think that baby has left the womb, PoliticalCat.
Blessed event for the happy couple, Voldemort Murdoch and his fifth bride?
Haven't seen the Vegas odds, but Eye'll bet they're long. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts, to random
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It was a culinary miracle.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Not going along with the crowd this time, Mr Facts.
Video or it didn't happen! 🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 What we have here is a crime wave!
In what appears to be a copycat crime, former President Jimmie Carter was convicted of a felony for holding up a Waffle House with a Glock pistol.
Necessary Disclaimer: This toot and the The Onion article to which it links are examples of satirical parody, which reasonable people should understand is meant to be humorous and NOT literally true.
https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-becomes-second-president-convicted-of-felo-1851512425
🥥

br00t4c, to random
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Trump Issues Urgent Warning to Others Paying Hush Money to Porn Stars

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-issues-urgent-warning-to-others-paying-hush-money-to-porn-stars

jstatepost,
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@Peternimmo @br00t4c
🥥 Indeed, Peter, who among us hasn't paid hush money to a porn actress and then covered it up with an NDA to subvert a national election?
Eye for one am doing that all the time. 🥥

Free_Press, (edited ) to news
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

Judge Juan Merchan sets a Trump sentencing date of July 11, 2024

Donald J. Trump found GUILTY ON ALL 34 FELONY COUNTS!

The maximum prison time Trump can receive is 4 years!

GUILTY... GUILTY... GUILTY

jstatepost,
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@Free_Press
🥥 Convicted Felon Donald Trump racked up 34 convictions today.
Eye'm personally looking forward to him receiving many more. 🥥
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Mrfunkedude, to random
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If I'm elected Mayor of Mastodon...

Every fart joke will earn you 15 points of influence which can then be traded for clout at an equal rate.

That clout can then be used to purchase merch like, "The federated toaster" or a "Decentralized shower head" at the official Fediverse shop.

Thank you for your vote.

jstatepost,
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@Mrfunkedude
🥥 Mr Dude, you have my vote! 🥥

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye can clearly see the zoologist's field notes for that day in my mind's eye: "Spotted hyenas (5 to 10) today on my morning survey, hope to spot unspotted hyenas this afternoon," Mr Facts. 🥥

heidilifeldman, to random
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has no shame. It isn’t just that he refuses to recuse himself from cases before the Supreme Court — it’s his arrogant assertion that he can assess how a “reasonable person” would view his involvement. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/05/29/justice-alito-rejects-recuse-flags-jan-6-cases/ 73895356007/ 1/

jstatepost,
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@JaneinNJ @heidilifeldman
🥥 Since before his elevation to the Supremes, Mr Justice Alito was the kind of judge the Federalist Society was looking for.
That's why his name was put forward. 🥥

adamconover, to random
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Just dropped my newest video essay on YouTube: How Google RUINED the Internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7NHABs76mg&feature=youtu.be

jstatepost,
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@Mrfunkedude @ken_fallon @adamconover @hpr
🥥 Eye specialize in being inappropriate, Mr Dude. So Eye have to axe if you handing out free advice about is just your way of pandering for votes as Mayor of Mastodon?
This does NOT in any way change my endorsement for you to be . 🥥

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