I don't know why we only get batman and spiderman movies when there are like a hundred muppets and every single one of them has leading man/woman potential
always a bridesmaid never a vape-addicted PI with a tragic backstory and mysterious scars banished to a lonely hostile star-station where there's just been three murders
my son had a rough week so instead of my friday night plans we're up on the roof shooting nerf bullets into the backyard. this isn't the good parenting part of the story, though. the good parenting part is that I could hit that target with my eyes closed, but this isn't the time. it isn't the time
I try not to go on online rants but this is the menu for an upcoming thing I'm going to and I might not be able to hold back about "lavender in food" much longer
all those introverted writers out on the picket lines are making me think of their moms who are at home thinking "oh good they're out of the house! maybe they'll meet someone nice"
