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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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I love objects that seem wildly out of place for their time. This antique French snuffbox looks like a teenager's makeup case from the 1980s

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Ok I'll go first - He did it

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Omg any day now computers will be able to add

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pope complaining that things around the vatican are suddenly getting too gay like we're just supposed to forget these guys have been the security guards for 600 years

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all the world on the back of a turtle

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    @syn oh, is it? Could be

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    What if turtles everywhere are just pretending to be really slow bc the first few fast ones got saddles and carriages strapped to them by men and used for work and the next gen said lms(for shell)o fuck that

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    I'm not even trying to keep up anymore. You throw an acronym out there, I'm not figuring it out. First thing in my head is what you get. TTPD? Time to play dominoes. Excellent. I'm in.

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    the sun feels so good on my skin I swear I'm doing photosynthesis

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    This is correct and I love him

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    ElleGray,
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    @eagerpebble @ChuckMcManis looks like is was 13:05 (1:05pm) so I guess not lol

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    oh god it's 6pm on Sunday once again

    ElleGray,
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    It looks like reverse image searches are all messed up, too, and I can't find credits for this painting. If you know it's details, please leave them here. Ty 🙂

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    Much like rats leaving a sinking ship, old ghosts abandon a collapsing country 😔

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    am being informed that breakfast is late

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    All I saw was sandwich for at least 15 seconds

    ElleGray, (edited ) to random
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    you look sad here's a picture of a boxer crab a very grumpy crustacean who with minimal provocation will grab two anemones and use them like fists to fight

    photo by Bruce Shafer

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    horror writers, start your engines

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    this morning I was out-poetried by a sidewalk that had thoughts on pain, impermanence, resilience and beauty

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    @Oddly that's beautiful

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    @smolbean32 what a strange reply. You seem very unhappy. Your personality isn't helping things.

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    @gmoke WOW

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    somebody get Shel Silverstein on the line

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    I'm begging us, as a society, to stop putting lavender in food

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    @katharsisdrill completely different thing. It's not added to the honey, it's the bees' food

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