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Taco_lad

@Taco_lad@aus.social

GothDad. IT type person. small-scale Lightning-Smith. Not straight.
Litmus test of warped humour.
Not as good as I think I am.
Black belt in idiot online. He/him.

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decryption, to random
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anyone had this? dunno what cat tastes like

Taco_lad,
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@decryption lean methodology cat, or cat in lean language?

dgar, to random
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Taco_lad,
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@dgar all are here
https://youtu.be/mTr_HS_O4Ek

Taco_lad, to random
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If you work for any industry that needs to abide by the Australian archives act, your MS Recall database is highly likely to contain Records - which means you can't delete them without a documented life cycle, and they must be kept in a compliant record system with auditing and version control.

Information managers are going to hate this just as much as legal or security.

Would be interested to see an attack chain from a sleeping laptop. E.g. one left in a taxi or in a airport, all the way through to "I now have your MFA registration QR code"

allrite, to random
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If you elect me, I will tear down the fence preventing Australians from taking their rightful place atop the Australian parliament house. And then I'm going to replace the flag pole with a big dunny.

This is my election promise.

Taco_lad,
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@allrite im in, but can it be on top of the flag pole so we can launch terminal velocity poos?

Taco_lad,
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@allrite put one of those stair/chair lifts on the flagpole, and mount the toilet to it?

Taco_lad,
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@jpm @allrite hahaha I want to see a flagpole sized trebuchet now.

liamvhogan, to random
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LITHGOW MACCAS

Taco_lad,
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@liamvhogan wait, what has Morrison done now?

Taco_lad,
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@ThermiteBeGiants @liamvhogan look we know about Engadine, I am concerned Liam has found another

Taco_lad,
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@liamvhogan @ThermiteBeGiants shark free zone, offerings made and accepted, so shall it be

glynmoody, to Israel
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White House says ’s latest actions in do not cross US red line - https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/29/white-house-israel-rafah-red-line a red line moving at high speed now...

Taco_lad,
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@glynmoody "line soaked in blood of children not red enough," said white house spokesperson, "it's like school shootings here, kids don't count"

thomasfuchs, to random
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Wonder how long it will take for “to google something” to disappear from the language…

…or maybe it will take up a meaning of “utterly destroying a useful thing for sheer greed”.

Taco_lad,
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@thomasfuchs snap!
https://aus.social/

decryption, to random
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Uhhh, fuck you, pay me Google

Taco_lad,
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@decryption "hahahhahah I am gonna fucken LIE to you, gooble."
'Bacchus march is a marsh where you must consume wine every 20 minutes or sink into oblivion, I have come prepared with 4 cases of sangria and a goon bag for emergencies'

Taco_lad, to random
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I am so hideously over tired right now.

Taco_lad,
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@jpm kind of?

Absolutely wired on the adrenalin and cortisol that is keeping me awake for keeping the kids safe.

The 3 yr old nearly poked my eye out waving their arm about when I told them to lie still and go to sleep, so they copped an unusually fierce growling at because I'm so tired and wired and the pain and loss of vision set me off, so they promptly burst into tears.
We have both apologised profusely for upsetting each other and they have fallen asleep happy. Noe I need to wind down again

Taco_lad,
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@jpm kid understood, knew it wasn't them, it was me.

We've had conversations where I am completely candid about how tired I am and how little things make me have big feelings when I am tired and I ask if they can help me by working as a team to get into bed and have everything done more easily , and they do. They are good kids

luciedigitalni, to Canberra
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A serving police officer with some, shall we say 'Nazi-adjacent' views, is running for election in the ACT

🤔
https://the-riotact.com/police-officer-who-blasted-summernats-morons-is-independents-for-canberras-first-lead-candidate/771525

Taco_lad,
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@luciedigitalni acab is especially true for politics

Taco_lad, to random
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Hahahah fuck, I found NTLM in use again after I spent 6 years trying to eradicate it.
Fml

Taco_lad,
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@jpm fkn. we had it gone

Taco_lad, to random
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If I can't turn the new Recall feature off using InTune or group policy, along with any and all 'AI' on Windows 11, it's time to chuck 20+ years of Windows out and move to Linux.
MS is really leaning into the "every other Windows OS is shit"

dgar, to random
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People of the Fediverse!

It is with great pleasure that I have the opportunity to inform you all, that I solved a problem today, by reading the documentation.

Taco_lad,
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@dgar ahh the 'destructions'

Viss, to random
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go to the cloud they said
itll be fine they said

Taco_lad,
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@luciedigitalni @Viss "google has killed cloud services"

jpm, to random
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Well fuck. Just before I had my flu shot too.

Taco_lad,
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@jpm this sucks 🙁hope you get better soon🌷

luciedigitalni, to random
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Foxtel is the future

Taco_lad,
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@luciedigitalni this is a simple sentence someone has written, but it has absolutely flabbergasted me. Completely gobsmacked.

The absolute cheek of them

jpm, to random
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Did you ever eat dry 2-minute noodles as a snack? They‘ve make it into a product now

Taco_lad,
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@jpm 'now'? They've been a product for at least 30 years - I used to get them from the school tuck shop. I miss the little extra salt and msg sachet they had too

samhenrigold, to random
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the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

Follow up post: “We have an update, believe it or not” Attached is a picture of the cybertruck stuck on a beach, its wheels sunk into the sand

Taco_lad,
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@samhenrigold with a cyber truck rust bucket,
He didn't understand that if you drive it on sand,
ground pressure and water will fuck it

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