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pandorablake

@pandorablake@mstdn.party

Genderqueer sex worker, pornographer, author, kink educator and activist. I make indie spanking films, write about kink, porn and politics, help people understand sexual consent and alternative sexuality, and post kinky smut online.

Pronouns: they/them

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pandorablake, to random
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CCBill have just emailed me saying their annual Visa fee will be going up from $500 to $950/yr as of today (with a whole two days warning, wtf). I'm also paying $500/year for Mastercard billing and now braced for that to increase too 🙃 Can anyone recommend a good alternative credit card processor for a self-hosted porn site?

pandorablake, to random
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New campaign newsletter on my Patreon!

In this issue: Getting the Sex Worker's Union included at Baroness Bertin's porn roundtable - what happened at the roundtable - organising with the Sex Workers Union - Westminster sex worker roundtable with the Porn Review team next month - Why I'm so passionate about the Sex Workers Union
https://www.patreon.com/posts/101097213

Free to read and funded by the 97 readers who support my work. If you're not already one of them, you can chip in on my Patreon page 🙏

pandorablake, to random
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Sex work isn't degrading but I feel used every night when the cat jumps onto the bed, demands dreamies, and then fucks off without a backwards glance

pandorablake, to random
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Do you watch porn? Do you want to continue to have access to porn? Then you need to submit to the government's independent review into pornography. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to do it:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/99552091

pandorablake, to random
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The amazing Sex Workers Union is hosting an online conference tomorrow on why the Online Safety Act needs to protect sexual services. Ofcom have agreed to attend, and to accept the presentations as evidence for their consultation process! Speakers include delegates from the English Collective of Prostitutes, Fairwork & union reps.

Come for a bit or the whole thing to learn how the new law will affect anyone in the UK who posts explicit content online.

Registration link: https://us06web.zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_ydew1JxJQXmKbCZBMSs_0w#/registration

girlonthenet, to random
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Right! I managed immense productivity yesterday despite feeling pretty low, and having workmen banging around downstairs (insert your own joke here). So today I am going to achieve the four important things on my to-do list then take myself off for a lovely walk. If I achieve it I'd be grateful for any and all medals you would care to dispense.

pandorablake,
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@girlonthenet
Giving you a medal for the lovely walk and self-care regardless of tasks achieved 🏅

pandorablake, to random
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On my way to a porn panel with legends Myles Jackman and Clarissa Smith at Durham Uni and I'm so excited! I get dinner and a fancy hotel and several hours each way on a train to be by myself ✨

Start of my journey has been messed up by flooded roads despite leaving extra extra time, so I'm on the next train and hoping I can make my change at Kings Cross okay - wish me luck 🤞

pandorablake, to twitter
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This is my last cross-post from Mastodon. #Twitter folk, follow me at mstdn.party/@pandorablake to get my personal posts ❤️

I realised that having a crossposter set up from here to my residual Twitter feed (in hopes of attracting a few more to migrate over here) is holding me back from posting on here. I feel more comfortable revealing myself to the audience on Mastodon without knowing it'll end up on the #birdsite.

Looking forward to being here more!

#TwitterMigration

pandorablake, to random
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People who have never done #SexWork love to hold opinions about it: and when it informs policy and public opinion, ignorance about our work causes actual sex workers enormous harm.

New public post on my #Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/93668896

pandorablake, to random
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You’d think, running a studio and a business selling porn that I’d have all the porn I ever want, but when I do want porn all I can find is unlabelled footage I dare not touch and bizarre experiments gone wrong.

pandorablake, to random
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I'm licensing an audio spanking story to @girlonthenet, and she very reasonably asked for text of the story for accessibility. I wrote it in 2011. Could I find it? Not on any drive or backup I've got access to. I had to pay a fiver to buy the ebook of the anthology it's published in, screengrab the pages, and run them them through an image-to-text tool. Kind of bizarre, but only took 30min in the end. Definitely faster than manually editing an AI transcript!

pandorablake, to wordpress
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I'm looking for a frontend web developer who knows #WordPress, #WooCommerce and #Elementor for ongoing freelance work. The person who built my paysite isn't available any more. I have a generic understanding of WP and front-end, but the plugins are over my head and I don't have time to learn them.

(I put out a call a while back and got some interest, now in a position to follow up so if you've already reached out feel free to remind me!)

#WebDev #FediHire #frontend

pandorablake, to Blog
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November round-up: getting kinky with @girlonthenet, sexy philosophy, and award nominations

https://www.patreon.com/posts/93442241

pandorablake, to random
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MetroBank are holding my monthly payout from Clips4Sale as "suspicious" and saying I need to show evidence to prove it's a legit payment. I've received monthly C4S payments for a decade with no previous issues.

So now I'm stumped: any documentation I could provide would out me as a porn worker, which could lead to the closure of my accounts. But without proof, I might lose the money. Financial discrimination against sex workers is unfair, demoralising, and exhausting.

#SexWork #SexWorker

girlonthenet, to random
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I am so sad and tired to my bones. Would fuck for a cuddle right about now.

pandorablake,
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@girlonthenet
Mate, saaaaaame. 🍻

girlonthenet, to random
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The very first stroke of a penetrative fuck, when they press you open and relieve that ache and sliiiide good and deep and firm inside you… that stroke is more satisfying than the stroke that makes you cum. Fact.

pandorablake,
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@robertTheSpruce
If you're curious, can I commend to you the delights of the hole that everyone has? My partner came so hard when I slid into them that way last night.
@girlonthenet

pandorablake, to random
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Having COVID has at least given me permission to build a truly obnoxious bed nest. I've leveled up from one support pillow to three, and what d'you know? My hips and shoulders are less sore when I wake up. I'm a three pillow princex 👑

rebeccawatson, to random
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as one of the first creators to join Patreon ten years ago this February, this email doesn’t exactly inspire confidence

pandorablake,
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@rebeccawatson
I got the same email. Joined Patreon in April 2015 🤔

toplesstopics, to ai
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Would be great if I could use to make " safe" versions of my videos where I replace my heinous female nipples with giant eyeballs and put nipples over my eyes instead. I think the weirdness and nightmare fuel would be a great way at pointing out just how absurd gender-based really is. (I know I could manually edit this, but holy f I do not have that many hours to put into videos that already take hours to make)

pandorablake,
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@toplesstopics
You might be able to do it using a tracking mask in Da Vinci Resolve

pandorablake, to history
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The new film on https://DreamsofSpanking.com is a tale of historical queerness and our trans ancestors (played by Alana Belle & Vee Price) cruelly suppressed by their governess (Clara Hewitt). Caught swapping clothes, Alana & Vee are scolded & spanked for their "perversion" and Clara gives Vee a caning as well. But even this punishment isn't enough to suppress the youngsters' spirits...

Watch now: https://dreamsofspanking.com/scene/punished-for-perversion/

Clara has Vee over her knee, and is parting Vee's white split bloomers to reveal spanked pink cheeks
Alana is over Clara's knee now, her brown buttocks turning red as Clara spanks her. Vee stands beside hanging their head, restrained by a wooden posture corrector.
Vee's bare bottom bent over and receiving the cane, bright red and sporting several dark purple stripes.

pandorablake, to random
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"This post is not about strategies and solutions. It's about giving myself the space to feel these feelings. It's a howl of rage against stigma, corporate bullshit, fucking Web fucking 2.0, and a society that, in an age of climate catastrophe, rising fascism, military aggression, and increasing threats to our human rights, behaves like one of the most threatening, dangerous things adults can do is have open conversations about things that make our bodies feel nice."

https://www.patreon.com/posts/88802977

pandorablake, to fediverse
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Is anyone familiar with ? I'm aware of it as an option, but haven't explored it yet. My kink education YouTube channel with thousands of subscribers just got deleted. I'd be looking for a well-established adult instance that already has subscribers, ideally.

pandorablake, to random
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Woke up this morning to the news that my YouTube channel has been deleted by the anti-porn bots. What it had on it were

  • kink education talky videos
  • video podcast style interviews with other educators
  • interviews with adult performers
  • political campaign videos
  • carefully cut trailers for spanking films that showed nothing explicit whatsoever, just character interactions/plot
pandorablake, to random
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Baby follow me into the water
I'll take you to the dark
Singing like a siren
Love me while your wrists are bound
You've been seeing me in your dreams
But I'll be there when your reality drowns

http://onlyfans.com/pandorablake

#ThrowbackThursday

pandorablake, to nonbinary
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Do I want to keep my tits because I'm genderfluid, or do I want to keep them because I'm pansexual and horny for tits

#nonbinary #trans #hornyposting

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