SecretSauces, “Massive voter turnout is expected on the first day of elections.”
Mobs destroy polling stations, 3 set ablaze.
“No! Not like that!”
Excrubulent, Voting with your lighter.
Rapidcreek, Even those 3 had 100% turnout
CptEnder, 110%*
Allero, 146%*
Everythingispenguins, (edited ) I can only assume that FSB was able to reconstruct any destroyed ballots and found they were all Putin votes.
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Zanshi, Are there even any other candidates? Or is it just one checkbox with Putin? Or maybe three, but they’re all Putin
CommanderCloon, There are 4 candidates including a candidate who helped fight the draft of hundreds of Russians and is anti war
JustZ, Annnnnnnd he just fell out of a building.
Nasan, And shot himself twice in the back of the head before hitting the ground
b3an, Ballots **
fustigation769curtain, Wouldn’t be surprised if we see similar things in the US as time goes on.
skulblaka, When it happens in Russia it’s “the will of the people” but when it happens in America it will be “them damn anteefers tryna’ steal our election!”
Sanctus, Ah, the voice of the people.
peopleproblems, Well, that’s one way to do it, but the whole organizing all at once was probably more effective
w2tpmf, 1918 pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo
SamsonSeinfelder, Those polling places are not worth the ashes anyway. I can understand why people set fire to them. They are an insult to every russian who has not completly gelatinized his brain with state TV.
SkybreakerEngineer, I would imagine they do something else when there’s not an election going on
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