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spytfyre

@spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Weapons grade idiot.
Anti: bigotry, war, religion, oppression, Westminster, Tory
Neuro-not-you
Depression PTSD? OCD? BiPolar?
IT support 25+ years, see above
Husband. Father.
Sewer level filthy mind
Hayfever, eczema, asthma, midge magnet
Deletes posts over a day old.

Avatar: comic of bald white guy with full ginger/brown beard
Header: image of black hole at center of our galaxy

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jake4480, to random
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Who up diggin around in spreadsheets

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 my partner does XL-fu

JackTheCat, to random
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Aaaargh! Send help!
@TheBreadmonkey

The Cauliflower Song (I Love Cauliflowers) Hmm That's Strange

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O9X0Xqb8M5Y&si=qR9U7oOuaPnVYbKP

spytfyre,
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@Dolphinchaz @JackTheCat a toot with many toots! Making up for your lack of tootage

Thebratdragon, to random
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Hive mind, it is sunday, so I am allowed a takeaway (only do it one day a week so I do not have to cook every day living alone).

Do I fancy a fish supper, a pizza or a nice chinese?

spytfyre,
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@Wen @Thebratdragon besides is Sunday, and nobody gets reeking Sunday night and has day after pizza on a MONDAY when they should be at lectures, right? Do they? Right? Come on, asking for a friend here.

spytfyre,
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@Thebratdragon @Wen another thing you're going to have to explain to me. I work in the private sector, even if it is just the gutter level

spytfyre, to instagramreality
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From now until the , I'm playing the Benny Hill theme tune at full volume and adopting a Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" voice, because it's now the only way to keep a grip on

This video for the latest fishing hook () helps too

https://youtu.be/u7T-SHu5wi8?si=-bFVY-h1s3HlHbw1

spytfyre,
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@PaulNickson @TCMuffin @Man I'm with you on hayfever, I don't think I should be in charge of my feet at any height. That and vertigo...

spytfyre,
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@TCMuffin @PaulNickson @Man do it. The telly loves older people showing the young how it's done and getting a PhD in their 80s

spytfyre,
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@TCMuffin @PaulNickson @Man don't acrobats have to do their forms hanging upside down from a swing?

spytfyre, to books
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How the Scots Invented the Modern World
Arthur Herman

Library audio app, 28% in and 16 days to go.

Honestly something we should have been taught at school. Perhaps something everyone should be taught at school.

spytfyre, to UKpolitics
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#GeneralElectionUK #UkPOL
#UkPolitics #ScotPol

National service? Really?
No I'm not going to laugh. I have kids and would much rather they not get murdered for your arms companies chums and donors thank you.

Another thought, on #labour claiming some mystical flood of seats North of the border. Say that when it happens. We remember who did a better job of handling Covid, and if you had been in charge we'd have had the same death rate with London party telling "Scottish" branch what to do.

spytfyre,
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I mean, of course the might lose some. But it's hard not to when at one point it was 56/59 and Liebour Tories and LD had just one a piece. If that wasn't a statement of intent enough, why not have a UK wide referendum on keeping us on a leash or letting go (dumping, in fact as many would see it). Oil cash cow, wind power, water next.
2016 undid your threats and vows from 2014 and showed the clear difference at the border showing remain. Next vote should be EU/UK not yes/no.

jake4480, to random
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I write notes to myself on my calendar for things on future days. Many times, they turn out to be really useful, and I totally would've forgotten to do whatever it was I wrote down. But other times, I have to try and figure out what the hell past me was talking about

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 @wendigo the annoying thing is past me can leave sarcastic comments knowing I can't respond, the prick.

jake4480, to Israel
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New Johnny Cash album coming out next month, it's based on these unreleased demos he did in 1993. Apparently they kept his vocal and guitar and some guys that used to play with him filled in the rest. It sounds GOOD, man.

Single "Well Alright" from 'Songwriter' that comes out June 28: https://youtu.be/zumW9D47Ync

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 ain't no grave can keep that guy down

NudelnAlDente, to random
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I have caught my first nasty Spanish cold. Very similar to UK or Irish colds. 🤧 Would not purchase again.

spytfyre,
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@NudelnAlDente at least it takes a siesta break every afternoon so you can feel bright and shiny for a few hours while it snoozes off the liquid lunch it just had, and possible sex with the Irish and UK colds that now need a lie down too

pvonhellermannn, to Futurology
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Brixham, a Devon harbour town, has been struck by an illness caused by a microscopic parasite - cryptosporidium - in the water!

About 16,000 households and businesses in the Brixham area have been told by South West Water (SWW) not to use their tap water for drinking without boiling and cooling it first.

Not an expert but it does strike me as symptomatic of the state of our water companies and water system.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/17/devon-businesses-fear-losses-as-tourists-put-off-by-outbreak-of-parasitic-disease?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn
The State of "English" water companies, Scotland water is still publicly owned.
I'm not saying it's prefect but there has been no shareholder dividend meaning maintenance and safety have been forsaken to boost profit.

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn very kind of you to offer and not immediately jump into defensive or attack mode, I salute your approach and will add you to follow as a result!
I wasn't expecting an edit, and your followers probably wouldn't notice after the original party anyway, do as you feel, unnecessary really as my correction is there (and I haven't even read the article mainly because I'm pretty certain they won't mention Scotland one iota and I'm lazy, and it's Sunday morning, I need coffee not anger)

jake4480, (edited ) to random
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$2 seems like a REALLY good deal for a seven foot tall alien-eye creature that obeys your commands

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 as long as the command is
Be really shit

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 you need more than one to be a friend group

jake4480, to Horror
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New teaser trailer for upcoming Cronenberg flick THE SHROUDS: https://youtu.be/b5tu1l0BGpQ

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 thought that was multiple tardiseseses...es

JackTheCat, to random
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David Cameron: Suspending arms sales to Israel not a 'wise path' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24314350.david-cameron-suspending-arms-sales-israel-not-wise-path/

spytfyre,
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@Theriac @JackTheCat don't forget casually whistling and saying "Oh well" on open Mic as he walked away from announcing resignation

spytfyre,
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@JackTheCat @Theriac "slithered", when it's greasy bacon fat features we're talking about
Under a rock
He slithered back out from under to sell weapons.

Also forgot, didn't he make Alex de Pfeffel a cabinet minister? Think that might have been the overlooked biggest mistake

jake4480, to Godzilla
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Godzilla X Kong sequel coming https://www.fangoria.com/original/godzilla-x-kong-sequel-officially-happening-with-shang-chi-writer

#Godzilla #Kong #KingKong #kaiju #movies #film #films #monsters #Monsterverse

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Godzilla √ Kong?

jake4480, to 80s
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As I work today I'm listening to the soundtrack from the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film that was composed by Basil Poledouris. Things are feeling fairly barbaric at the moment here in the Arizona desert

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL-ujMw7lx3b9OI-dN0Rhxpk7L_4yKaQi&si=F3r7F8AMSzQdkPqK

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 Bill was raised by religion if I recall his father was high up in the church.
Appropriate for right now

Quit arming the world
America is like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet
Go ahead... Pick it up...

spytfyre,
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@jake4480 you'd be welcome in Scotland, we have plenty rain and fresh water 😉

pvonhellermannn, (edited ) to random
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This article by Gary Stevenson is so good, please read every word of it.

“Whatever Jeremy Hunt says, traders know the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer. And they’re paid millions to bet on it.”

This is what the world is - it is run by a minute elite for a minute elite and the rest of us, the masses, the natural world, we just don’t count. It is a (will reshare my own piece on this below 1/n)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/05/banker-budget-mega-rich-traders-jeremy-hunt?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

spytfyre,
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@pvonhellermannn
This
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2022/nov/24/ben-jennings-on-british-parents-skipping-meals-cartoon#img-1

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