Horrible. I will vote for any party that commits to throttling political donations.
Hell, I reckon all parties should get a fixed amount for advertising and promotion during the election, paid for by the electoral commission and fees parties pay!
… it’s because it’s foreign and makes my mouth feel burning. I don’t like it. I’m glad someone is finally standing up to this woke nonsense invading our culture!
…holy shit, I was pretending but are these guys just afraid of being colonized? It’s like a projection of a fear of being on the other side of the historical fence, a subconscious history they can’t acknowledge so it comes out as a fear of foriegn things they don’t understand being in control of their “new world”
We made a Lo Mein pizza at one of the places I used to manage. I tried one piece. It wasn’t bad, but there’s no reason, outside of competitive swimming, to carb load that much
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I was thinking the whole time going through the list that it was satire but then I looked up the website and it appears to be a serious website. They can’t actually be serious though right ???
Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don’t ask about the numbers, it probably can’t count):
Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)
Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)
Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories
Not Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow’s milk (Approx. 600 calories)
Well, sure. But Mr. Non-Woke apparently needs cow’s milk in all three meals of the day anyway, so it didn’t need to have milk with dinner specifically.
Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children’s diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.
Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.
Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.
Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.
Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.
Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.
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