ouRKaoS

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ouRKaoS,

I’m sorry, but I can’t help imagining two nipples grafted right above a belly button to make a little 😮 face.

ouRKaoS,

When I was a kid in the 80’s there was a place my Grandmother used to take us to that had hay rides to take you out into their strawberry fields where you’d pick your own berries and pay like 50¢ per pound.

Good memories.

ouRKaoS,

No clue, really, I was like 6. I know I would fill my Happy Meal bucket with strawberries and give the lady a quarter. I don’t know if I was getting ripped off or getting a discount for being a cute kid.

ouRKaoS,

I remember getting buckets in the summer too. They came with little beach rakes & shovels, and the lids were sand castle molds.

…now I’m getting all nostalgic & shit. 😐

ouRKaoS,

They taste like coke mixed with perfume. Just because something smells good, doesn’t mean it will taste good.

ouRKaoS,

Ahem.

The proper internet terminology is:

“Bump.”

ouRKaoS,

It’s a new generation! With young teens and… Devil … Vegetables?

ouRKaoS,

Teleroboxer

First person Punch-Out! with giant robots.

ouRKaoS,

It takes a bit of time for the controls to click, then all of a sudden you just catch a rhythm and it’s second nature.

Happened to me the first time I beat the self-destructive guy. Having to go for speed just made everything click and from that point it was all learning strategy, controlling what I wanted the game to do was no longer an issue.

ouRKaoS,

There was an official Nintendo Battery Pack for the Gameboy that used that side input, too. It plugged in with the same 2-prong cord that my sister’s mini boom box used.

ouRKaoS,

So they printed the bill of rights & not the rest of the amendments

ouRKaoS,

I think the real thing they want is:

“Of course this is a Christian Nation™, the Constitution is right here in the Bible!!!”

ouRKaoS,
  • 4 sides is a taquito
  • 5 sides is a wrap
  • 6 sides is a burrito
ouRKaoS,

That’s kind of the point of Deadpool, though.

ouRKaoS,

I knew it wouldn’t take long before someone invoked Schrodinger’s Fallacy.

ouRKaoS,

“This line that I don’t agree with is fake, but the stuff you don’t agree with is 100% truth.”

ouRKaoS,

It’s great! The mini games get crazy because people forget that there are games that are 2v2 or 3v1, so it changest the dynamics a bit.

ouRKaoS,

Those pickup trucks do look really nice, though. If I ever triple my salary I might consider one.

An 8 Gauge Industrial Shotgun - Ringblaster (lemmy.world)

“The [Winchester] Ringblaster® Industrial tool is a heavy-duty shooting apparatus that is designed for multiple industrial applications. The industrial tool is coupled with our specialized Ringblaster® Mount system which has a precision weight balanced construction that helps maintain bull’s-eye accuracy, with...

ouRKaoS,

The nuclear security guys probably could still use an 8 gauge shotgun, though.

ouRKaoS,

Screw ray tracing, can it do Body Harvest with a decent draw distance?

ouRKaoS,

So We’ve machine learned what a trump tweet looks like, and can regurgitate them a will…

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